That feel when no Don Cossack bf

>That feel when no Don Cossack bf

>You will never put your arms around him and press your face against his back as the two of you ride through the steppes on horseback
>You will never fight in the Russian Civil War together, before deserting after realizing the futility of it all and fleeing to Constantinople, to make a living among the other Russian emigres and live peacefully together

>you will never banter against the ottoman sultan with your buddies

I'd kiss a Cossack's arse, if you get what I mean :3

>you will never bang a slavic girl in the wheat fields next to a lush forest

>you will never have vodka fueled banter with the boys in Zaporozhye

>you will never die in battle against glorius winged hussars

No but plz do tell :c

>"you will never bang a slavic girl..."

Get out, straightfag.

>No but plz do tell :c

Facesitting :33

>"Get out, straightfag."
EAT SHIT

He's right, fuck off somewhere else to fantasize about "muh qts". cuntslave.

This thread derailed

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>you will never bang a slavic girl in the wheat fields next to a lush forest
Pretty sure you can still do that provided you can afford to go the Ukraine and have some money left over.

Aslong it don't cost extra for the whole wheat field thing.

>wanting some ugly cunt instead of a handsome, burly, manly, and bearded Cossack husbando

You two have some shit-tier taste.

Your memes are too dank

A 10/10 girl in Ukraine is literally a 3/10 anywhere else, you pidor.

>you will never bang a slavic girl in the wheat fields next to a lush forest

At least learn to post the right pic you faggot

>being hetero

Yes, this is 10/10, Ivan
lmfao

Even the Russian cossack state/military hosts would whip you, faggot.

Cossacks were fanatically Orthodox m8, no homo allowed

>...were fanatically [religious]...

As if that's ever stopped anyone. Many Cossacks joined the Reds, and others simply cut ties with the reactionary Whites (i.e. forming the Kuban Republic).

Being gay or some tranny faggot was illegal in the USSR as well.

What's your point?

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