>You will never put your arms around him and press your face against his back as the two of you ride through the steppes on horseback >You will never fight in the Russian Civil War together, before deserting after realizing the futility of it all and fleeing to Constantinople, to make a living among the other Russian emigres and live peacefully together
Jose Taylor
>you will never banter against the ottoman sultan with your buddies
Jose Williams
I'd kiss a Cossack's arse, if you get what I mean :3
Jaxson Myers
>you will never bang a slavic girl in the wheat fields next to a lush forest
>you will never have vodka fueled banter with the boys in Zaporozhye
>you will never die in battle against glorius winged hussars
David Bennett
No but plz do tell :c
Kayden Thompson
>"you will never bang a slavic girl..."
Get out, straightfag.
>No but plz do tell :c
Facesitting :33
Joseph Hernandez
>"Get out, straightfag." EAT SHIT
Cooper Cooper
He's right, fuck off somewhere else to fantasize about "muh qts". cuntslave.
Aiden Scott
This thread derailed
Jose Morgan
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James Peterson
>you will never bang a slavic girl in the wheat fields next to a lush forest Pretty sure you can still do that provided you can afford to go the Ukraine and have some money left over.
Grayson Turner
Aslong it don't cost extra for the whole wheat field thing.
Evan Barnes
>wanting some ugly cunt instead of a handsome, burly, manly, and bearded Cossack husbando
You two have some shit-tier taste.
Parker Russell
Your memes are too dank
Gabriel Thomas
A 10/10 girl in Ukraine is literally a 3/10 anywhere else, you pidor.
Luke Ortiz
>you will never bang a slavic girl in the wheat fields next to a lush forest
At least learn to post the right pic you faggot
Adrian Smith
>being hetero
Juan Foster
Yes, this is 10/10, Ivan lmfao
Kayden Allen
Even the Russian cossack state/military hosts would whip you, faggot.
Zachary Johnson
Cossacks were fanatically Orthodox m8, no homo allowed
Isaiah Hill
>...were fanatically [religious]...
As if that's ever stopped anyone. Many Cossacks joined the Reds, and others simply cut ties with the reactionary Whites (i.e. forming the Kuban Republic).
Oliver Sullivan
Being gay or some tranny faggot was illegal in the USSR as well.