Senran Kagura General /skg/ #828

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

I think there's something wrong with me, I don't feel like fapping

Appreciating Hanabi and her onee-chan's birthday!

Hello, and Happy birthday to Haruka and Renka.

Me and my wife wish Haruka and Renka a happy birthday.

Stop making this post every thread, Miyabi ruined the last one.

Why is she looking at me like that?

This is what Murasaki said to Renka today!

"Y-You stay the hell away from my room!"

Oh yeah and Renka.

No.

I hope you fall into a pigpen and get raped.

I thought that said pigeon and got confused

I hope you get raped by a pidgeon and several doves, too.

Josui is the love of my life!

Totally best girl edition fer shuh!

user I'm just a bystander

Why would you wish the birds upon me

Rouge the Boob

Who waves should be banned 2bh.

Why?

They aren't canon, so they might not even exist.

Nah

>Miyabi saved the last one.

I'm going to go back in time and kill Miyabi's mom and then Miyabi.

There, saved your bad post.

>user goes back in time
>user finally finds a good time to ambush both Mama-shama and Miyabi
>As user leaps out he gets his head smashed by a Yoma
>Mama-Shama manages to kill the Yoma and keep little Miyabi safe
Thanks user, you saved Mama-Shama's life

What if they actually making a new senran game with the New Wave included?

With shitposting, maybe.

Then that might mean they're canon.

well then they'd be canon.

I want to have sex with Miyabi in the hot springs!

Same

I mean, I don't get anyone waifuing literally who waves. They are just still pictures. You don't have a voice or a personality or combat style or anything to go off of when it's just cards.

...

This

Shut up and grab it.

Lust for their looks, perhaps?

Early thread happy birthday Harupost
I really wanna try and get back into writing to put out something for the occasion

Why is she embarrassed?

Grab what?

Deja vu
I've just been in this place before

There are a few that have gotten audio cards and I guess those text stories are supposed to be where the personality shines through.

Higher on the street.
And I know it's my time to go.

Senran Metroidvania starring Shiki totally going after Dracula and his grody minions like Hikage as Medusa and Mirairai as Death.

No Shinobi Transformation, instead she has DAKK METAMORPHOSIS

Yes/No?

So what you want is Castlevania Fighter?

youtu.be/E50DQ4jno0s

Video related.

Miyabi's ass. Grab it to let her know you find her attractive. You can also opt for lewd nurse play.

Oh you know I'll be doing both of those things.

No, more just SOTN with Senrans and combos and aerial raves and ripped clothes.

Haven't played too many metroidvanias, but I'd be down for it.

Happy birthday, 春花!

Good, she'll be ready for marriage when you're done.

I like Ryoubi. I want to kiss her.

I like Ryouna. I want to slap her.

Goodnight skeegee!

Minori isn't going to Haruka's birthday because shes scared of her so she's gonna be playing with me all tomorow!

I like Ryouki. I want to cuddle with her.

In her box?

Wishing a very happy birthday to everyone's favorite mistress!

Sure, why not.

R I P

You should tell Minori that she's being really rude!

I know I'd be at peace in Ryouki's bosom

Sleep well Minnow!
Why doesn't she go to Renka's party?

I don't think she got invited to either party and she's just lying to me about actually not wanting to go to make herself feel better.

All it takes is one step user

>One step
What do you mean by this?

Off a bridge

Kill yourself

Just take a step and sit in the coffin with her. I promise you'll love it.

I suppose a body like that is worth dying for.

AmericanAnon's lost it

Goddamn is it tempting.

But, no, gotta stay loyal to my senran.

Have not. I'm still sane.

Will anything bad happen to me if I step in?

ONE BREATH, YOU'RE UNDER MY KNIFE

Nope, nothing at all.

That's just what an insane person would say

I'm a hardcore Senran Kagura fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Hanzo Academy where I would often train with Asuka in the training center and help Ikaruga with the class duties, but one day as I was talking to Ryoki, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

What proof do you have of my insanity?

Are you sane?

I don't know who to trust.
You or the other anons that are telling me that I'm going to have to die to be with her.

That's nice.

I broke Hikage's nose once.

You think we can touch what isn't real

You just aren't trying hard enough!

Buddy. It's time to get help. Talk to the missus, if she's even real, and let her know about your delusions.

Night /skg/
Sleep well and better mornings!

I don't need help! You just haven't learned to transcend reality to properly love your waifu!

user, listen to yourself. I just want to help you. Do you still talk to your family? Can you ask someone from your family to help you?

You too!~

I want to tickle Renka

I just want people to love their senrans, is that so wrong?

I want to play drums with Renka's Renkas

It's not wrong. But you need to stop lying to yourself and everyone else here.