/owg/ Overwatch General

Hana Song is a dirty buttslut

winky face

STAND
ON
THE
FUCKING
POINT

WE DON'T WIN THE GAME UNLESS YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLAY THE FUCKING OBJECTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I'VE LOST LIKE 6 GAMES IN A ROW AND IN EVERY SINGLE GAME I HAVE GOLD IN OBJECTIVE TIME AND OBJECTIVE KILLS

PUT

YOUR FUCKING FEET

ON THE OBJECTIVE

Vent with me, Console bros

>teammates only counter to a Torb is ignoring the turrets hoping they just go away

But Pharah is a qt too.

I just got back and haven't played the new patch. Is my girl Tracer still insanely good?

>God save the King voice line for Tracer

I'm not having fun anymore, nobody else seems to do their fucking job

All I want to do is play tank/support, but nobody else on my team can fucking kill anyone

youtu.be/xkIZhAb1oWY
THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HER AS SHE GOES

how do i know if it's time to raise my APM?

>tfw gpu is 80°c
summer is suffering

I honestly feel like Roadhog is underpowered at the moment.

So many heroes counter him and he's virtually useless beyond close range.

>tfw my waifu is finally buffed
>tfw all of my patience and training will finally be rewarded
N E R F
D
I
S

Ana is better, to be quite perfectly honest, fampai. She's gud, tho.

Reminder that Battleborn is in Humble Bundle two months after release.

Holy shit I am so fucking done with QMs mathcmaking. All fucking day today nothing but defeats. I had Gold healing as hog in a team with ana and mercy for crying out loud. And thats without counting the games I am put 1 min from defeat and not allowed to leave. Is comp any better now?

>total genji playtime 2 mins
>get nomad skin

i apologize in advance for being the genji shitter in your games

this but also

FUCKING DONT GO IN ONE AT A TIME.
DO PUSH AS A TEAM.
DONT SIT AROUND WAITING FOR A PICK.
DONT NOT GO IN AFTER YOU SOMEHOW GET THAT PICK.
THIS ISNT A MOBA, THERES NO TIME TO DICK AROUND AT MID TRADING POKE.
YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE PLAYS, NOT WAIT FOR THEM TO APPEAR.

1st for Ana is good so stop crying scrubs

>Widowmaker complaining about Americans

Trying to learn Ana and Hanno here.

How the fuck do I deal with people scurrying around like rats?

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>Immortal queen Elizabeth is kill in Overwatch's time

Oh boy, another useless fucking sniper player in training!

How about learn Winston or Lucio you turd

>king's row attack
>first point captured
>whole team literally runs to the 2nd point as if it was a capture point
>ride the payload myself all the way to the last checkpoint

obligatory

What does she say?

>Tryharding in quickplay.

Literally just won the past 3 games as torbjorn on attack and control. quickplay is for dank memes and training not for serious play.

23. Sombra (support)
24. Doomfist (tank)

I am guessing. If you look at the roster now it is missing a tank and support.

>tell reaper to sync up ults with
>he just runs in and ults alone while all of his teammates are dead and he only has 20 hp
>dies instantly
"You all suck"

Holy shit.

No matter how much shit like this makes me laugh I'll never understand how some can unironically believe it.

She just sighs, sounds annoyed and whispers "Americans...."

>telling my team where to go over mic, am basically the big reason we roll over them and cap the first point (dragging 3 of my teammates with me as Reinhardt to take high ground on Numbani when they wanted to throw themselves at it through the main path without even standing behind my shield)
>get barely any rank because it's based on kills and I was tank both rounds.

I'm never gonna make it, rank 47 forever. I think I have like 11 hours in competitive now and I've just been stuck there.

Nevermind the goddamn coinflips holy fuck, literally every payload map turns into one and the first point is easy as shit to cap.

This game is actually unbearable in solo queue.

Every single game I'm playing support and the enemy has a Tracer who fucks me in the ass while my team doesn't give a shit

I had to solo kill the damn Tracer with my Mercy pistol because both teams were playing team deathmatch two points ahead of where the payload actually is.

Those poor things.

Think my favorite of the new ones is Reinhardt's IT WAS WORTH IT.

Charging someone off the map has never been better.

post foxy grandpa

>Hanzo
Just go play skyrim and don't come back.

Gearbox really only have themselves to blame

They should have released this either in the beginning or at the end of 2016

Why do i get such incompetent people on competitive

>be pharah
>get 50 kills over 3 rounds
>lose because it seems my team mates dont know they can destroy torb's turrets

>join game
>Hey guys! Im going Zarya, please pick heroes that can make good use of my ultimate.
>2 niggers insta pick hanzo and bastion
>game was ATTACK

>join game
>defend
>volskaya, we defend
>user why do you pick mei on competitive we need more offensive heroes
>not a word
>mei gime a lift so i can set up my turret
>no ur a fag xddd

I seriously hope my skill rank is determined by KDA ratios and not wins

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>not understanding how useful a good Ana is

typical moeshit poster encourages people to play characters as braindead as they are.

>telling people to play Winston in this meta

god damn you really are dumb

>small hitbox
>insane mobility
>strong M1 and M2
>deflect or escape any ult in the game
>abilities have utility beside that
>strongest ult in the game
>weeb design so everyone will pick him

gg blizzard

>Back in my dayyyyyyyyyyhhhh.
>good_heavens,_look_at_the_current_year.jpg

Why are you being an ass on the internet?

This brawl would be much better if it was only tanks.

nobody gives a fuck

it's the same as every other team game every; people just play for themselves and don't give a fuck about the others on their team or the overarching objectives

not sure why team games are the main type of online game if everyone has this mindset desu

is that a dev? a player? a dev pretending to be a player?

what's with apologists like this using awful analogies/examples to bolster their points?

kek

>Up against a 6 Man Party all playing Bastion
>Only 2 of my teammates are playing Genji to counter them, the others are playing Winston, Bastion, and Hanzo.
>We lose because nobody except the me and the other Genji's play the objective, and we can only deflect 6 Bastions for so long

>try to compete against blizzard
>lose
>"It's not our fault, it's blizzards fault"
mfw

>back in my day

Is this a fucking grown man playing a game marketed towards 12 year olds?

I wonder what their long term strategy is
they sucked Borderlands dry to the bone and completely screwed up their timing with BB
did battleborn even generate enough money to recoup the development cost?

please tell me thats not a dev

>tfw meil will never cuddle with you
>tfw mei will never hug you
>tfw mei will never sit on your face
>tfw mei will never be your friend
>tfw mei will never give you a reason to live

>fly to turret with matrix up
>blow it the fuck up point blank
>turn around and fill that dirty fucking dwarf with lead
>he's still there because torb players don't know how to do anything but sit on their turret jerking off
>fly away with minimal damage taken since turret was placed "strategically"

>>telling people to play Winston in this meta
What did user mean by this?

Winston is a very strong hero. You wouldn't know this because you have 0 minutes playtime on him and exclusively main snipers.

>2 new supports in a row

kys cucks

>it's an ana sits 200 meters back episode

Is it a roleplay thing? She is more effective moving around behind the front line.The idea of being le epic heal sniper isn't how you're supposed to play her.

Pick Zen and force your balls into that fucking slut's face.

>did battleborn even generate enough money to recoup the development cost?

Pitchford said Battleborn cost more than all of the Borderlands games combined iirc.

So, no, they didn't come close to recouping the cost. Not close at all. They literally launched a cash shop like a month into the game's lifespan to milk its playerbase dry.

They really had a perfect storm of shitty marketing
1. Releasing that close to OW
2. Trying to directly compete with OW (pic related)
3. Feverishly trying to not be labeled a MOBA despite being a MOBA because...
4. it was priced at $60

>come at me bro
>next image is rheinhardt pinning santamech.

Anyone else ever have issus with being stuck on the loading screen for so long you get booted for inactivity?

When are we going to address how broken Bastion is?

Ana has literally no way of defending herself at medium-close range.

I'll repost this from a thread on /v/, because why not? This is Overwatch general.

>placed at 49
>peaked at 51
>was at level 41 before I began playing today
>go 5-2
>I somehow have a WORSE ranking than I did before I even began playing today
>with a 71% win rate
>screencap is from my last 47-5 k/d win on KOTH

You know how many more matches I have lost than won overall? 9. So, going from my peak of rank 51, I have lost more than a rank a match, all things--leavers on my team causing my rank to drop, leavers on other team making matches meaningless, retarded teammates (and anybody who is half-competent has run into morons who make horrible character selections and refuse to switch), etc.

I have a 48% win rating, and I have dropped 10 ranks. I am now getting ranked with people 15+ ranks lower than I am on both teams--people who do not know how to play the game at all. I am getting matched with people who are ranked 24. I am getting matched with Junkrats that have .8 k/d ratio in a game where assists are counted as kills.

This is hell. I will even accept the stock "you're shit" response that these kind of posts get. How is it any way justifiable that I have lost 10 ranks with a 48% win ratio? Let's say, for the sake of argument, that I don't belong in the 50's. That still doesn't explain my current rank.

>Very strong
>Gets fucked in the ass incredibly hard by D.va, Zen, and Ana who are now in every match

ur one cheeky cunt m8. Maybe next you'll tell people to play Pharah

People do forget that it was delayed for 6 months, but it's a shit game regardless. Made me feel ill when I played the beta

Bastion isn't broken at all, he can be easily killed with a bit of teamplay

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>4. it was priced at $60

Season pass made it 80.

>what is her team

that's why you're with your team
also sleep dart

>these clown devs ruined best duo.
>Shayne and Aurox will never be in any other game ever because of gearbox idiocy.

My hatred for gearbox reaches new heights

I swear my teammates cease to function upon seeing Torbjörn.
>Team decides to go all Widowmaker on Vodka Industries attack
>We somehow capture the first point in a minute and wipe out the enemy team
>Enemy reaches ocean levels of salt and switches to Torb stack
>All of my teammates lose their shit and start charging in with their assault rifles instead of picking the turrets from a distance
>We lose
My problem with Torbjörn's turrets are their instant lock-on and 360° line of sight, not the damage. That and how people lose their brains whenever they see the dwarf.

>all these tanks and supports complaining
just play a dps and solo your way through the ranks
pretend your team isn't even there

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Just hit lvl 25, I'm now ready for ranked!
:3

>expecting your team to defend you

>$60 (SIXTY DOLLARS)
>You still have to grind your fucking ass off like it's a f2p game

This was seriously the biggest thing that killed any interest I had in Battleborn. That and releasing DLC like two weeks after it's release that you need to pay 30 dollery doos for or grind for literally 2 months to get.

>Winston's damage is so terrible that a single lucio increases your TTK on anyone he's healing by 3 seconds

>Anyone being healed by Mercy is completely immune to your damage

>Even a Zen orb makes you impotent to kill anything

>Armor destroys your ability to do damage also

Would Winston having ramp up damage be fair? He doesn't have to have a tank melting shit pusher like poo's m1 but I don't think there should be this little consequence for just standing still after a tank lands on you.

So many heroes can just ignore you or shit on you outright. Dva now hard counters you too.

>First time playing ana.
>Level 100 and something genji main on the other team.
>Literally all that play time on genji
>Less than ten hours combined on other heroes
>I die in a 1v1 vs him
>He has ~10 hp
>Teabags me
>Swap to winston
>Repeatedly force feed him my giant harambe dick

>faggot_genji_main has left the game

Please tell me its not just me I'm close to getting a penalty from this shit I just wanted to play one game before work ._.

>Nanoboosted Reinhardt running straight at you

Post yfw

>my team's d.va gets hit with a sleep dart
>I kill the Ana immediately afterward
>Tbag d.va until she gets up
>Teammate rages in chat and reports me
Go ahead, call the cops. They ain't gonna un-tbag you.

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WHY DO PPL LIKE DVA? SHE IS BY FAR THE WORST CHARACTER BLIZZARD MADE IN ANY OF THEIR GAMES

RANKEd 1 WORLD PRO GAMER GIRL AT AGE OF 16 AND DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHIT = NEITHER OF THIS IS REALISTIc

At the age of 16, D.Va became the #1 ranked player in the world and proceeded to go undefeated for the next three years in all competitions.

literally who at blizzard came up with this shit? i would love to send these fags to auschwitz for the rest of their days

youtube.com/watch?v=IaXsmG4g3Xk&feature

1:10 HERE YOU CAN SEE HOW FEMALE "PROS" LOOK LIKE, MAKE D.VA LOOK LIKE THIS THEN OR FUCKING DELETE HER FROM OVERWATCH

1. super unrealistic
2. absolutely disgusting voice
3. and personality
4. female pros cant be beautiful
5. female pros cant be

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>Kill someone as Zen
>They get mad

Every time

>Kill genji
>"Bested again my student"
>"ur a piece of shit lagger"