Dota 2 General - /d2g/

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

What is best site for betting now that d2l is kill?

STOP BEING A FUCKING DEGENERATE AND KILL YOURSELF

i don't bet but i heard someone say vpgame

>Quackenbush

When does Sing play?

>14 posts in half an hour
lmao dead game???

>betting is dying
>now people actually have to play the game instead of complaining about losing money like fucking idiots because they dont realize that the house always wins

>getting triggered about betting, of all things
chill, midwest great- nigger grandma

@149062034

>No /d2g/ carry to support

Post Steam and I'll carry you.

Nate?

>tfw forgot kaipi was playing now and missed out

maki?

adelaide

Maki

>manta into mkb jug
epic

Posting steam here inst ideal.

no

post it pussy

Then just add me :3c
steamcommunity.com/id/niknarcotic?tscn=1468994781

Hey animeposters!

then why even fucking post?

Not him but will you support me and add me if i post my steam?

>nice groups mate
steamcommunity.com/groups/Cuminmeonichan

whole profile is cancer

support Invoker?

being the greatest terrorblade player in /d2g/ is no walk in the park

but i make it look like a stroll

I saw fy try to do it once and it was awful.

>hero is notoriously level dependent
>let's play him as a support!!
'no'

nth for tfw playing uncharted 4 and the intimate scene made me feel like shit so i put down the controller and went to play dota to make some 13 year old feel insecure about himself

>twitter 'hacker' keeps begging for attention
>"roast me!" x2
>"f-follow for ice bucket ch-challenge!"
>"f-fav and i-ill follow you b-back!"

>literally no one replying

why did it made you feel like shit?

What if Sand King's Ult did damage with each pulse? Would that be balanced?

because i have trust issues when it comes to women because all i do is fuck them and dump them and have been doing this for the past 7 years and i dont want that anymore anonski

>tfw no duck hero

>morphling is notoriously level dependant
>he's still a good support

blanked statements are stupid user

what if there was a spell like chakra magic but for health instead of mana

what if there was an item that increased projectile speed of ranged rightclicks

I was wondering /d2g/

why is this guy still on OG? He doesn't farm well, he doesn't make plays, he doesn't draft, he doesn't save people with his spells... Why is this guy still on what could be a serious TI6 contender? Is it friendship? Because friendship doesn't look like enough to keep this truly awful player; and him still bringing down great players like Miracle- and cr1t seems to me like one SICK joke.

Fury Swipes?

>OD tries to solo gank spec
>of course it doesn't work
>of course enemies TP to help spec
>of course he tries to TP out without using BKB
>of course he has no buyback
>buuuut I didn't want to waste 10s bkb XDDD

heh i know that feel, the way you try to fix this is you either stop dumping them and actually become a boyfriend (which i wouldn't do) or make some female friends that you can talk about stuff and keep fucking other women

S P A C E C R E A T E D

He's also stepped up as a proper carry more and more recently

WTF happened to Kaipi what is their line-up?
No Bone7 and no Bamboy?

He's actually performing quite well senpai.
Whenever miracle didnt step up in manila or frankfurt n0tail did.
You also shouldn't underestimate the power of friendship and how much synergy comes with it.
Also, this guy makes everyone anti-tilt. Who woulf you rather play with, someone tilting every game like arteezy or someone always laughing who you have a good time with and who keeps you from tilting? Morale makes people play a lot better.

guess the meme
you won't

both boner and bamby were playing in their match less than an hour ago?

hey reddit

I bet you don't have a 73% win rate with him, pussy.

morph is level dependant untill lvl 7/8/9
invoker is level dependant till lvl 25
hmmm

luna viable

What? No, what match did I watch? It had Gorgc, Miranda, Chill and Lecia, and Sing

Centaur

>BoTs

do you even know how to play this game retard?

that's viable on any ranged hero

>made me look
motherfucker

Furion.

>giving the enemy 4 seconds of free invulnerability after being engaged on is viable
ok friendo

are you sure you're not confusing sing's stack with kaipi?

kaipi is boner, sing, bamboe, thecoon and mdl

got rid of my ldr gf of 8 months (never met irl) due to constant multi-hour arguments for months on end

she was flat chested and got mad at me for liking things with boobs in (even dota 2 has tonnes of heroes with huge boobs so that would trigger her)

now im completely alone with no friends

They had a match with Winnerers. Holy shit was I hallucinating wtf

i was hoping for something much weirder desu senpai

>only aghs is questionable
you really don't know how to play this game lad

>youtube.com/watch?v=LGe5ZEwQu94

WTF is this match then?

>standin.______

engage brain

Viable is a fucking meme you retarded reddit newfag

I know what standin means you fuck. I'm asking you why bone and bamboe didn't play that game.

it's so hard to get out of low priority lately

literally any reason between "the rest of the guys aren't available" to "let's beat these literal whos with our pubstack for lulz"

the point remains that the official kaipi starting lineup hasn't changed

support morph is fucking trash till 7

Okay then. You think Sing drove out CWM with his cuntish actions?

>get le free win fishy in low priority
>still feed and sell all your items

you're in the place you belong

>team doesn't listen to what i tell them to do
>make them lose

all is well

aghs is game losing

>team won't stroke your ego
>you feed intentionally

yes, all is well, shitters like you are in lpq where you belong

yo reddit why don't you just fuck off?

which one of you is this?

me on right

/pol/ menes are normie tier fuck off

>2016
>people still falling for jewvalve's zionist evil schemes and buying TI compendiums
when will you fuckers learn that all immortals will be 10 cents after TI is done

>less than 24 hours until EG plays

Finally d2g won't be dead for a few hours.

hey thats not fenrir

its that toxic weeaboo Carl from tokyo
hes always in vg chat spouting his racist slurs
like ugghh

most people are leveling comendiums for the untradable terrain and the weather effects

>ego
>having anything to do with knowing what to do when

do you even use that desert terrain from last year? obvsly not

>toxic
>weeaboo
>tokyo
>racist slurs
>like ugghh
I don't care that it's an ironic shitpost, you still made me mad

>thinking you know what to do and when after paying for a boost to 3k

those new terrains make me play much worse
both are way too bright, making me get confused in teamfights with all the projectiles
if you use the rain weather it brings down the brightness but then u have those triggering rain drops everywhere

yea, I use them all