I got one
>changing air filter on old Buick skyhawk
>not even 5 mins into it
>Puerto Rican druggie rushes over to see if I need help
>I got it man, it's just an air filter
>"no man, I can do it for $10"
>thanks bro, but I got no money that's why I'm doing it myself
>he leaves
>5 mins latter
>"hey, yo! Ya need sumbuone to werk on ya car"
>I'm aight man, just changing a filter I'm almost done
>"aiiigh man, holla if ya need sum help"
Living in the ghetto really tones the fuck out of life