/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

absolute madman

Why do I suck so hard with this build?
Barely scratch 250 dmg at the end of a match and I feel like I have no impact whatsoever.
My LRMad-Dog just feels like a much better option at range.

Shoulda posted the build as well.
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=368&l=5949938fbec6b75c8a4ed42bdbcf681768fb22e0

>buying into the clan ERLL meme
Literally "I want to choke on dicks": The Weapon. Ridiculous heat generation and burn time.

youtube.com/watch?v=MbRGg3e1b68

But I wanted to try a laser build for once. What about PPCs?

>ERLLs have poor damage to heat ratios and have ghostheats so you can only fire 2 at a time
>enemies rarely sit at 800m+
>if enemies want to sit at 800m+ it's because they have goose/ppcs and will shoot you back
>if a fast enemy gets within 200m of you'll never be able to focus enough damage on one body part to kill it before it does you in due to the long burn times

Your build is fine assuming three things, you have the right map, your team are passive shits, enemy team are passive shits. Rarely will the dice come up in your favor.

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=368&l=782e65e6fc9d084733e5c0c20a4cd960c1203958

At longer range only peek with the pulses. At medium range fire everything and hide again.

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=368&l=79630032ea897de2b40d49f4cd805998890a2a6f

Slave each side torso to a mouse click.
Click left or right on torsos with two meds and a pulse laser to delete them.

you dumb nigger, that's not how you laser boat.

try 6 MPL or 2 LPL + 3 ML, thereabouts

t. kemp

ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS

Three games this week. Currently:

Thursday @ 8 PM EST vs. MDKZ.
Thursday @ 9 PM EST vs. Aces Wild
Saturday @ 8:30 PM EST vs. Steel Jaguars

I am trying to reschedule the Saturday game against the Steel Jags to Thursday as well, but they haven't gotten back to me yet. Please show up, these will probably be fun games.

ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS

Fuck off already nobody cares about your shit tournament.

>not just posting an announcement on the kong facebook group

k

I think the Viper actually runs far too hot to boat 11, or even 10 smalls. Just not enough effective cooling. New ideas?

boat less smalls

Why not 8 spl?

>having a facebook account in 2016

Some people here don't like Zuckerberg's dick up there ass you know....

>get a load of this grampa

>there

Can't even English correctly

k

#pray4drop

I thought grasshoppers were kind of bad after their nerfs?

Not really, they're still 70 ton laser boats, aka shittier black knights

a true klord preforms well in any robot.

>first you have to win
>then it's 1 in 12
>modified by the fact that the guy who did single digit damage apparently gets twice the odds you do for pulling 1000+
>I got one after a 3-kill, 500 damage game on the fifth win

tfw didn't break triple digits

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you are like a little baby watch this

what a shit team

viper - youll cowards don't even smoke crakc
youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

S U C C

I think this is a great peeking sniper build of the viper-B
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=424&l=145f1af1a9fbf176ed86add7777106f0de40a566

add on a LVL 5 ERLL range Mod and the starting range is 925M

>dual ERLL ebin sniper
I hope you choke on your wife's boyfriend's cock.

>clan large lasers
laughing emoji.jpg

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DUDE! BEST BUG EVER!!!

UNLIMITED FIRST WIN OF THE DAY!!

But how?

Also the game is apparently completely broken performance wise. What exactly did they change this patch?

>tfw every viper is left with 39.5t when at effectively maxed armour and payload instead of 40t unless you have some weird loadout or an odd number of small lasers
>tfw 1 head armour on the Medusa because of this

The pig masters do it again!

The -C is fun as fuck with the full omnipod bonus, easily best Viper to me so far but I'm a little biased I guess since this is the build I wanted to run all along anyways. +20% MG ROF with 4MGs goes through so much ammo so fast.

Working on it
That looks awesome holy shit

Boo

I... I actually really like the Vipers. I thought for sure I was going to hate them, and even though I have to be careful with the heat on the Medusa, it's a really solid clan Medium.
And holy shit jumping around in the damn things is so fun. Fuck. I wish the Cicada was this fun, ;_;

kek got any more my dude?

My hoken OC is very limited.

Boo

Why did they horribly mangle my Centurion's default paint scheme? The simple tricolor pattern is shared by many mechs but then suddenly after the patch only the Centurion went JUST.

Also everything looks so weird with the matte textures now.

CONGRATULATIONS!

>amazing

>good job pgi

I just downloaded Hawken, did a quick match with the Amazing Television Screen, and went 3:1.

Is there anything else I should know about this game before I dive in deep?

Make sure you're not running a toaster.

Okay, anything else?

Is it pay2win?

Gamer Gurl.

Remove that shit right now

Can't stop me

>not putting the mars symbol inside of it for maximum degeneracy

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Robots.

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>Not using unknown as the filename
Senpai pls

This is so fucking retarded i actually cant come up with a joke for it.
I had something like
"God damn it who have the retard crayons again?!" but
it doesn't feel right.
It doesn't quite capture the scope of ignorance that this encompasses.
... I need time. Yes.
Time will give me the answer.

>it's another shitty kitty titty episode

Too much effort fampai

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>no attack helicopter
I'M BEING MARGINALIZED

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>>Working on it

>tfw no robotsexual symbol.

But famalam those are gender symbols, not sexuality symbols. As we all know sex and gender are two different things, right? Right?

Put the atlasface inside one of them.

Position change on the position change to the position change, with a minor serving of fixes.

It simply ain't a piggy patch without at least two position changes and double hotfixes.

This isn't a position change on anything Vass, and everyone already knew it.

At least have the common fucking courtesy to bump the thread with Kit degeneracy instead of your inane PGI babbling.

Huh, so UACs genuinely did incur ghost heat on themselves. I remember there were conflicting reports on whether this was true or not, so by saying that it is an "issue" that means it could have been an unintended bug that did not pop up 100% of the time.

No claws sounds funny though. Hope I can make it home in time to try it out before they patch it out.

>tfw gitting gud

Get gud at fightan instead.

I miss Haruko

I do too. I don't care if she's still at me pissed that I post her special snowflake image. Miles better than shitty kitty

"All girls are worthless shallow vapid whores who stop being your friends to become feminazi social justice bitches or /cgl/ sluts and you should ignore them and acquire currency instead."

- Haruko

Sounds like someone that couldn't get laid desu

I'm sure they're a normie that gets plenty of se

I'll try to make it to tonight's matches, but I promise nothing.

Boo

So does this mean UAC double taps are totally ignored in ghost heat calculations unless the amount of double taps exceeds the limit? I'm trying to wrap my head around this and it's still confusing.

Example: If a mech has 2uac20, can you fire one, and later double tap with the first one and normally fire the first shot from the second one at the same time.

>patch at 1700 local time
>10 more hours of double premium time

TIEM TO REV UP THOSE SHIT MECHS

Why don't you just go into the training grounds and try it out?

tfw no gf

>fps drops
>takes longer to connect to mechlab
>nothing about this in the upcoming hotfix patchlog
Piggy what the fuck did you do

Works fine on my machine.

He was referring to the system after the patch.

and I'm saying the best way to understand the system is to just go try it out yourself. The ghostheats are significant enough to be easily figured out.

>random 5+ second complete freezes in the middle of a match
>never had any problems before the patch
DECKEREALS BRUH

Too bad there was no nerfgun decal :^)