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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT COMP MODE
pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

tf2outpost.com/user/520609
tf2outpost.com/user/6003
tf2r.com/kyst3oa.html
tf2outpost.com/trade/28332953#latest
youtube.com/watch?v=UxSN7njyL4s
youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0
youtube.com/watch?v=dqpUfb8Z3BI
pastebin.com/7K5f3YHB
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sudaca
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

hlp

half life party?

lol haha cool pictuer : )

tf2outpost.com/user/520609

Thats cute.

...

I don't have anything to trade to you so you don't need to post your outpost anymore, thanks :)

xth for SUDACAS MASTER RACE

xth for NUT

xth for what

tf2outpost.com/user/6003

>finally have the balls to play comp after 2000 houra of pubbing
>go to lookin for players forum
>apply to 3 teams
>they want me to scrim with them
>they expect me to play like someone who has ayed for 3 seasons
>in iron
comp is so cancereous for new players. no wonder tf2 team does a give a shit about comp. i dont blame them.

Was it necessary for them to make it to where Pyro negates medigun healing and Vaccinator shields by 25%?
Outside of just trying to M1 a combo, why was this a thing and not fixing the other obvious problems Pyro had as a class?

there was no point to it. the worst part is, the effect still persists a couple seconds after escaping the flames.

lunchbreak raffle, I'll deliver when I get home.

tf2r.com/kyst3oa.html

shack

>expecting it to be otherwise
it s been a circle jerk for years
Overwatch is winning all the potential players we could have gotten if comp was more accessible
probably only 1% of the tf2 community play competitive actively

tf2outpost.com/trade/28332953#latest
hey kid look at this shit

You should play Iron pugs for a few weeks before you lft.

i looked at it
what do i do now

laugh at me for buying purples

those items suck! they suck! get them out of my face!@ NOW!

not him but i didnt know there was such thing. me and some friends might be interested. Now how to find any?

There are regularly threads on teamfortress.tv about pug groups. Try searching up the most recent list.

>finally have the balls to play comp after 20 houra of pubbing
>go to lookin for players forum
>apply to a teams
>they want me to scrim with them
>they expect me to play like someone who is good at the game
>in iron
comp is so cancereous for new players. no wonder tf2 team does a give a shit about comp. i dont blame them.

I'm almost tempted by that stickybomb launcher, what kind of price are you thinking? Just so I don't completely lowball you

play some lobbies and stuff

also iron teams won't expect you to be good at all

i cri

god honestly I have no idea because it's rarely ever sold
I want to say 9 keys but it's not a strict price

youtube.com/watch?v=UxSN7njyL4s

can someone explain to me why this guy is freaking out

i tapped my own headphones and it was just me tapping them and nothing happened that i could notice

you dont serve a (you), cancer. Try takin ur average pub stumper and we will see how well he does in comp

ok haha that's your name thanks, I might add you at some point but probably not because I have no keys and nothing to sell

>The thing that bothered him was that his headphones weren't connected as an input. So he was wondering how the mixer could pick up sound the way it was connected.

That's a bad shade of red, Red

fucking christ okay so those headphones record sound around him and cancel it out, he managed to get the input of those microphones fucked up into his actual recording mic so they both go in the stream
he's an idiot for freaking out over nothing

it's fine man Im pretty sure I won't sell it so don't worry about it going anywhere

but what did he hear when he tapped them? i tapped mine and i couldnt hear anything

the tapping
why do you care about that so much

youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

because people were telling him to do it and then he did it and started freaking out

why would he freak out over nothing if the tapping didnt do anything

the actual digital sound of a microphone that's in a case being thumped was being broadcasted to his headset rather than his ears being able to hear the thumping through the headset

Why is that one ball a slop of shit?

..do we get to post sick tunes, now?
youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0

i don't understand

viva confirmed racist
wow man wtf

i filtered viva what did he say

mexicans don't get to be racist

His microphone that he was speaking into also was using the headset's microphone in a way it shouldn't have and thumping the headset made it so the thumping noise went into the microphone he was speaking into, causing everyone being able to hear it.
Please stay in school

he wasn't wearing a headset though, he was tapping his headphones

I still don't understand

give up
you won't understand no matter how many times it's explained to you

you aren't explaining it properly

Answer these questions and I will understand

What was he freaking out about? His headset working as a microphone? Ok.

What did he hear when he first tapped on his headphones to cause him to freak out?

you can plug in your headphones in the mic jack and talk into it and it will pick up the sound
i think that's what he's freaking out about

...

What are some good custom map servers? Little sick of default maps.

But his headphones weren't plugged into the mic jack, he was just using them and a viewer said to tap on them...
Because that's what made him freak out

Is there any tf2g(s) that you want to KILL and STRANGLE and MUTILATE irl?
Is there any tf2g(s) that you only want to kill ironically?
i am referring to hate

No
No
You're being an edgelord

no
not really but there are people i dont like

i need a hacker to play with

i want to unironically kill myself in real life

Viva, non-ironically

this but ironically and unironically

What's your opinion on THIS hat?

THIS hat?

More like SHIT hat

It is ok, mid tier scout hat.

its ass

top tier hat right there

it's garbage and it should be deleted

its alright but i feel like there are better hats on the workshop

youtube.com/watch?v=dqpUfb8Z3BI

he can't keep getting away with it

i want to bully a cute tf2g and then comfort him when he cries

all colored cosmetics are dogshit

he can and he will

A superior version already exists.
And it looks like steaming horse shit.

me me
you can skip the bullying i'm already crying

>Why are all of you homosexual?
>fucking pyro is winning
Who the fuck likes pyro?
Not like he has enough OP items already

I've been playing for five years and I just realized you can detonate stickies by holding right click instead of rapidly pressing it

forgot pic

you do realize hes literally the worst class right

no he isn't
noob

Who are you quoting?

I like Pyro, though

Both are getting the update nerd. And it dosen't even matter since Valve will fuck it up anyway

what is your favorite scout secondary


1-3: video fortress
4-6: video home
7-9: dsoi fnbaoergb
0: RAFFLE

evens: raffle
odds: alsoraffle

ko7p8xx.com/tf2

I can see it now
>voting ends in Pyro's favor
>literally Meet the Pyro 2.0
>gets some bullshit flamethrower with a useless melee and maybe a secondary
>retarded balance change like giving Pyro more speed or health
>flamethrowers get more cryptic buffs
>None of the actual problems get fixed
>Same fate awaits Heavy's update
If they can fuck up Matchmaking, even after three years of balance changes and six months of a beta, then I don't even know how this'll turn out.

It took me 2 years to realize that you could detonate stickies without the sticky launcher on hand

but making you cry is MY job
who made my baby cry?!

pistol

speaking of which

is anyone here trading a strange killstreak pistol

How do you get good at Pyro/Heavy? All the guides I can find are fucking terrible

Do you get paid weekly for it? Pretty sure you don't. Get a real job

It just comes naturally

Hold M1.

>heavy
spin up tomislav around a corner and wait

>pyro
spam scorch shot at snipers from the back lines

dont play them

pastebin guide on playing pyro

pastebin.com/7K5f3YHB

No one uses Scorch Shot, though

what does sudacas mean
does it have something to do with sweating

Except they do because it's the best flare gun if you're going to be a shitter and use flares.

>responding an hour later
>implying I have anything better to do

he was freaking out because he probably didn't know his headphones had microphones in them
he heard the sound of a microphone being tapped on which wasn't the correct sound he wanted to hear

>But his headphones weren't plugged into the mic jack
Headphones and microphones use the same style jack. If the port that the streamer was using was designed to both accept a microphone and headset usage, they can be used at the same time for their intended purpose. This is how those headphones that come with iphones can be used as headsets.

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sudaca
Half a second in Google. Apply yourself.

Might mean South American. That's just a guess since I'm not a South American shitter who uses shit South American lingo

Except Detonator is where it's at. Where else are you gonna get crazy hops with Pyro besides Rocket reflecting to the ground? Nowhere but Detonator Land

post ur favorite loadouts for comp

>Iron Bomber
>Quickie Bomb
>Pain Train
valve made this my new favorite loadout

its the first time i get 320-400 DPM consistently with demo thanks to this

the lower det time for iron bomber makes it kinda like a primary sticky launcher of sorts

and quickie bomb is just beautiful, reminiscent of the pre-nerf stock stickies
>mfw destroy the enemy sticky trap and enemy demo doesnt even notice

>he heard the sound of a microphone being tapped on which wasn't the correct sound he wanted to hear

which would be... tapping and hearing the plastic make noise??? i don't fucking understand

are you saying he heard the sound of him tapping on his headphones and it was processed by his sound driver on his computer or what