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Another day of fun!

You bet your ass, nigger! Now drop your trousers and assume the position, this fun train has no brakes!

>he would

more like did

>the comic ended just as hoxton was about to kick the shit out of purple

Bah, just pop off the cover, spray it down and blast it with a hairdryer.
Got me curious, anyone know how hard it is to clean a speaker with a metal mesh cover?

I wish benis goldie would bend me over like that.
yeah, I can see Hoxton being a tough little guy, as in causing damage to purple.

You ruin everything.

kys

I'm in love with a chicken

That's a weird looking chicken to declare one's love for.

Hot chicken thread?

No. Hot Purple thread.

Oh yeah

>benis fan is also a reddit meme poster

not big surprise

You know it.

what does he mean by that?

Oy Vey

NO

I HOPE YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN LOSES HER EYES AND BEAK TO ROBO-CANCER

Wow, too far anonymous

How do you feel about this?

Like she damaged company property and is getting terminated within the hour.

Mixed.

It makes me pissed off because I can't discuss the themes of morality present in TWY without getting dogpiled by people regurgitating the same tired meme that he "dindu nuffin"

repossing
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This only fuels my lust to hatefuck toy bonnie

Ghost's Toy Bonnie should be excised from reality.

What about now?
Rude.

It's the same with all the big stories. Any protagonist that doesn't have absolute black and white motives will always be bombarded with insult and criticisms by people who choose to view their actions in the simplest light possible.
See: Roommates, Benis's comic, that story RootCellar did with the penguin OC, and literally any political debate ever.

I'm sure that the people who do that just don't take it seriously

So, which animatronic in any of the games scares you the most, and why?

Nightmare

The idea behind him is great, and I find him very spooky

Mangle hanging over you for minutes on end would have been pretty spooky if it was implemented better. And Freddy from one was a stone cold motherfucker.

It was a genuinely good twist late in the game and the way he perused you so relentlessly really sealed the deal.

Why does Freddy look gay?

Golden Freddy. He is only character in the first game that can enter your office before attacking, and there is only a very subtle warning that he will appear. Fucking scary

I wish the chances of encountering him were better, I've never seen him, I've only seen videos \ images of it. If I saw him while I was playing my first time I would've had a heart attack

I managed to get him Night 2 first playthrough. I was never a fan of horror games, so it took a while to get over it. That might have sparked my obsession with this series

I encountered him on night one of my very first play-through and seeing him spooked me enough that I accidentally hit the tablet button and made him disappear.

I got Golden Freddy but by the time I played I already knew how to deal with him. I think that maybe takes the fun out of it.

Screw you guys, I want to encounter extreme horror too

Puppet

I have an extreme fear of puppets, and FUCKING hell that thing was the bane of my existence while playing 2

The spookiest moments are the times the animatronics are peering into a camera. Second-spookiest are when they're looking into the office like in 1 and 2.

I'm also sad I never experienced that, but yeah, that first moment they peer into your room is damn spooky

I love his color scheme, it's such a weird one but it fits him so well.

...

Oh baby

So, we hate benis Purple, we hate Reb Purple, we hate all DA Purples, we hate all Tumblr, Purples, and we hate all other Purples. Are there any Purples we do like? Does this Purple hatred stem from people being angry about Scott not making the story ambiguous, or from a single girl who happened to draw a version of Purple that became popular?

I don't mind Purple Guy as a concept within the FNAF universe. He's generic and bland and we don't know anything about him other than he's a shadowy bad guy who offed a bunch of kids that ended up getting stuffed inside the robot suits.

I have a problem with Purple Guy being portrayed as a super-kawaii bishie anime protagonist dindu. This isn't Twilight. He's a kid killer. He's a villain. He's not a good guy.

Purple is inherently edgy, which attracts the worst type of people

Honestly I feel like purple guy shouldn't ever have a face. I think he should be a concept, and a concept alone. You hear about him. You know about him. Maybe you fear him. But he's only a concept.

>protagonist dindu

People actually portray him as that? Everywhere I look people like him for being a killer and make no apologies for him.

Reminder to be nice to the animatronics.

Honestly, I like all (well most) purple guys. Pretty sure the thread hates them because le edgy. Don't let it get ya down.

Toying With You was a mistake.

What if the robots are very demanding?

Any foursome is weird.

I'm in if I get to be the tiny spoon.

Memes aside I like Benis Purple. I wish Benis did more with him.

Who is this woman?

Honestly I'd like a purple if he wasnt edgy le pedophile and just more of a creep with a habit of killing kids

The only Purple who's a pedophile is benis', so you have a lot of Purples you can like.

Then you must try to appeal to them.

I kinda like to think Vincent is a psycho creepy pedophile.

You'd be suprised how many go from "fuck kids" to "ffffuck~ kids"

>tfw femtrap will never dust your house

How about if a better robot dusted my house?

>implying she'd actually get much work done

Must be ones I'm not familiar with, the ones I like are just remoreseless murderers.

>tfw you'll never clean and repair femtrap back to company standards
>tfw femtrap will never sneak into your work place to check on you
>tfw

I'm sure there's better things she's pffft suited for

Barney, that purple guy you posted, is a pedo. Fitzi even called him a pedo shit.

Honestly I enjoy the ones who just get sick of their jobs and pick off a kid as some stress relief sometimes

Someone from a clickbait article about the unfair attitudes and bodyshaming present in woman's clothing, according to RIS.

bed warming for example

>implying she'd let you do anything

>let
Hehehe

I know what the implication was supposed to be, but all I could think is that she seems like the kind of grumpy bitch that would half-ass it and still expect to be payed in full.

I'm not entirely sure what that expression is supposed to convey.

Seriously? God damn it. Well, I like her style, so I'll ignore it.

Why do people do that? Isn't he monstrous enough as a child murderer? Why not give him rabies while they're at it

It's logical. If someone is sick enough to kill a kid, they're sick enough to rape them. And they're killing them anyways so why not get use

Scott said this picture was the most unsettling thing he has ever seen come out of the fanbase.

It's a bit much, yeah.

EH, thankfully she's a robot and therefore has no legal standing.

>implying you could force her into doing something
Good fucking luck.

oh hell... BUT FUCK YEAH!

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Murder and rape are two very different things, doing one doesn't mean automatically doing the other.

Scott actually commented on a fan work?

>Honestly I'd like a purple if he wasnt edgy le pedophile and just more of a creep with a habit of killing kids
>Oh, except for this one, he's super kawaii yummy :3

Does anyone actually like this art? The anatomy is so bad it's laughable.

that's kinda hot

Its an expression of acceptance over the crushing reality that I face over this

>I'm going to put words in your mouth so I can be a faggot troll on the internet!

What's she gonna do? Use her decayed muscles to lightly bump into me? The bots are canon pushovers, literally. As long as she doesn't have the element of surprise I'll be golden

>These threads are still alive
Holy fucking hell.

draw Hoxton shota

Since when was Scott such a pussy? Are you sure this actually happened and isn't one of the million hoaxes that plague the fnaf community?

I like a lot of things here that have just as bad or even worse anatomy.

right?
they're barely alive but the new game is coming soon

Yeah, but look at the quality of conversation.
then again, last thread was pretty good, so what do I know?

Using greentext to put words into someone else's mouth that convey something only tangentially related to what they said before ending the sentence with an emoticon in order to make fun of them is a time honored Veeky Forums tradition.

And if everyone ran off a cliff, you'd do that to?

Have you ever looked at literally any other thread on Veeky Forums?

I'm here to bear purples

Yeah but Veeky Forums is filled with people who could be gassed without negatively impacting society.