How can I make my Honda Fit more sexually alluring?

How can I make my Honda Fit more sexually alluring?

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fake tits

lift it 20 inches, monster truck tires, cummins swap

top smirk

sprintex.com.au/honda-fit-jazz/

rebadge to honda jazz. bitches love jazz

literally nobody likes jazz

the only people who "like jazz" pretend to like it so they can seem more refined.

What, you didn't get the Si?

It's a Fit. Just fold down the rear seats and stuff a mattress in there. Bam.

because there is no Fit Si.

You don't

It's already fit

>has its own oil supply
yea nah man that supercharger is gonna fuckin run out of steam real fast and burn itself out

also TURBO only its a fuckin honda... supercharge whine is real lame honestly

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Well that's a damn shame.

>I don't know anything and am just spouting shit.

drive it wearing a g string. any man under the age of 40 who drives a fit has got me rock hard with my ass and mouth ready.

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kek.

you won the interwebs tongiht user.


+1 webcoin for you

Who is that girl? Shes cute as a button.

Rice. Lots of it.

Have it repainted Championship White with a glossy black roof, put on Type R badges and red brake caliper covers, dual exhaust and some sort of hatch-mounted spoiler in carbon fiber-wrap.

soundcloud.com/leftover-sounds/dittle-potato-baby-dcks-remix

This will be the song you play on an endless loop as you drive around. This is your new theme song.

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Edited your pic a bit

Done.

Dodger, youtuber

Just an aero kit