/srg/ - Speedrunning General

someone in chat told claerb to look behind him because there was a monkey and bigjones bhtfo

kappa

Twitch chat is pretty redpilled desu

pic

i dont feel like opening his stream

i missed you so much simplee elin

HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.

>redpilled
>just le epic edgy casual racism teenagers

who the fuck says this kind of shit

>no croni
>no nkr
delete this

He must be gay. I don't believe any straight white male would settle for a black.

fuck off

Once the faggot beta cucks have been removed from speedrunning, the God Gamer Stigma will be lifted and only pure runners will remain.

These are the only gamers pure enough to be worthy of the God Gamer label:

CavemanDCJ
Dram55
Feasel
PJ
Behemoth
Ivan
Gari
MechaRichter
IonGravirei
Dragondarch
Chanzeux
Callumbal
Cyghfer
Andy
Zoast

If you are a nuthugger for anyone but the runners listed above, I will not rest until you are removed.

fw didn't make the list

see

only a select few of these fags are pure in anyway
>gari
like what???

>fw know God Gamer who doesn't know it
>fw don't wanna tell him cause he'll suffer The Stigma

>tfw didn't make the list

fw will never get noticed for being the god gamer i am

...

isn't that the girl from that one sgdq webm

Which webm?

She's a true streamer

gotchu my dude

Wrong one

gotchu my dude

that isn't quite right either brother

oh shit it's that thicc bouncy black chick from the webm

based caleb. get that shit.

almost but not quite right

C'mon guys, enough joking around

No stop, I got it now.

It's this one! Right here, it's this one!

Come ON guys, get it together.

never post this webm again

why not??

wow, nkr is so lucky...

because it's gross

...

don't talk like that about squid ever again

Did Caleb really drop yuna for a fat black noisy weeb?

Low selfesteem. Explains the gyno, probs on the juice

bet anything the new gf gives better sex d e s u

He just said they arent a couple

who is we?

>watching Caleb

lol?

Yuna to this?.......Is this some sort of glitch? Like, glitch in his brain?

im studying grind monkeys in their natural habitat

I AM THE EGGMAN KOO KOO KACHOO

I guess the couch is on permawreck status

twitter.com/narcissawright/status/755876809221124096

When I read this tweet, the first thing I saw was, "It's over." My heart nearly skipped a beat!

Carpe diem

uh oh.......here it comes

Caleb's friend....barbiexedge....jesus christ...... instagram.com/barbiexedge/?hl=en

our boy jack wred

>some stupid bitch thinks it's so unique to have mental issues

Literally everyone on earth struggles with some shit, what a fucking moron.

she had botox under he eyes to make herself looks like she has japanese eyes.....what the actual fuck...

bruh

instagram.com/p/dx6nhKoR5b/
...yuna who?

twitter ruined life

croni and nkr are dating

i wonder how many diseases she has!

thanks for the late response!

o_o

ok?
they should still be added

Let's count her partners!
instagram.com/p/M-ZW7VoR_y/
instagram.com/p/R4Q5fjIR0k/
instagram.com/p/QQGeSUIRz7/
instagram.com/p/Z2GPkZIR_r/
instagram.com/p/kal_xqIR6x/
instagram.com/p/94RJQBoR_d/

Can Cincinancy even compete?

>tfw no beautiful white child, let alone five

>Caleb's friend
Dropped

thanks for the late response!

Holy shit. What is he thinking? The black girls I met when I lived in Japan always said that they (1) were """""""models""""""" and (2) that they worked in bars and not as bartenders.

>all white

yep, caleb's definitely getting VD. Will that help or hurt his times?

Hit me up on all the latest speeddrama friends. I've been gone about 5 days.

what a faggot

reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/4te1iq/the_evo_2016_incident/

tales of moderators policing their boards based on perceived effort

>some smash autismo touches your gf twice
>does not get his ass beaten
cuck

>this shit is STILL active
you fuckers need a life jesus christ

what do you mean by "you fuckers"?

you (the person reading this)

what do you mean by you?
who's reading this?

damn that's deep

Why is Caleb so pleasant to watch? He sounds like fucking Christian Bale in The Big Short with that speech problem he has, and he gets super salty when things go wrong in his runs, but I still love watching him.

monkey

Who wants to join "Operation: Make Speedrunning Great Again"? It will be a group of people who will work together to help fix this broken community and bring back the fun and excitement that has left this hobby.

okay whats your first plan of action user

make a blogging website that helps streamers grow their audience.

i thatll make it worse
whats the next part of the plan

convince twitch to sponsor a mario maker event that rewards prizes like an all expenses paid trip to twitchcon.

Remove
Feasel
PJ
MechaRichter

thanks for the late response!

>not removing Caveman "I don't even like video games anymore, I just like being number 1 at something" DCJ

wtf i hate srg now

we hate you, too!

95% Of the list has been exposed as Weeping Godfathers who were never good.