/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

thx pham

The other nobles have bigger penises. Since my lands are commonly targeted for raiding, my peasants will likely get raped by a noble with a larger dick

So you're a noble cuck? You deserve to have your land conquered 2bh.

>didn't have a saucy wench that worked in the kitchen teach you about the ways of pleasing women when you were young
Lower house detected. I bet you didn't even HAVE servants did you?

I am hung. Ask your base mother.

If you can't protect your lands you don't deserve to rape your serfs.

just realized for my phone at least (S6) the "swipe screen to unlock" text obscures the logo

here's a fixed one

Knowing that in the past women were much less curvy and voluptuous really ruins my fantasies
Better to dream about space and the racks made possible by low g

Um...I know it is all speculative since it has never happened but I thought lower gravity meant people would be tall and thin with weak bones and muscles?

anyone else sort of enjoyed VC? the new mechanics/features are all incredible and i wish they were implemented into native/available as submods but the actual content of VC is severely lacking (bare minimal amount of weapons, horses)

any other good mods? ive been on prophecies of pendor binge which is quite good, but after seizing territory for myself with no right to rule it becomes a cluster fuck of everyone warring you which sucks after a while

my dream is VC mechanics and PoP content

That's species development and such
Humans wouldn't become new species from going to space, but in low gravity boobs wouldn't sag or hurt the back

There's a really good 100 years war mod in French

>and i wish they were implemented into native
you could actually add the troop tree thing to native but you'd need source for the scripts
but the VC source is out
>but the actual content of VC is severely lacking (bare minimal amount of weapons, horses)
well look at the period
i think there's a fine selection of weapons, but the armor could be better since you're inevitably going to be using scale

is L'Aigle good or is it still shit

How do I aim in warband?

To which extend did they promise mod support for the next MnB? Can I waifu in it?

It's apparently going to be open source. Go nuts.

you mean I could totally rip the majority of the code from Bannerlord and make my own game?

With out having to pay them royalties or soemshit

*jew intensifies*

khergit horseman
4 power draw, 3 horse archery
hunter horse
upgrades into
khergit horse archer
3 power draw, 4 horse archery
steppe horse

Native """balance"""

CaptainSlut said he misspoke when he said they were going to release the source code of the actual game/engine itself.

>troops have only base stats
>which means ALL of their attributes are randomized every new game
>which means your swadian knights could be fucking garbage
native """"""balance""""""

>tfw you get a 20 CHA swadian knight
sexiest knights of all calradia

Uhh... THANK YOU!

This is actually the perfect time for me to ask about this. Were women of the past too malnourished to have large breasts/hips/thighs and such?

Also, did everyone pretty much stink back then? How did they stay clean?

afaik the rich just sprayed themselves in perfume 24/7

>did everyone pretty much stink back then?
youtube.com/watch?v=Hi8vXOUi-eI&t=1m34s

considering that khergit horsemen and khergit horse archers are both level 14, its most likely an oversight that horsemen upgrade into horse archers
it was probably intended that skirmishers upgrade into either horsemen or horse archers

You mean L'aigle? Cause I'm thinking about playing that.

>100 years war
>l'aigle
what

Before the Black Death everyone in Europe bathed a lot. Public bathing was still the norm in fact, such as it was for the romans and greeks. Celtic and germanic traditions also involve bathing and even the use of soap, contrary to common belief. Hygiene was very important. It's only with the black death that this stops because people suspect water to be a major way of transmitting the disease, and as such it falls out of use.

As for women being too malnourished to have full bodies, this is untrue. Large hips and thighs were certainly a thing and often times so were large breasts, however there is evidence to suggest that women's breast sizes have been dramatically increasing in the past 50 years as a result of hormones. Whatever the reason, women's breasts have been increasing in the past 50 years.

More people are becoming obese, which does lead to larger breasts and thighs and stuff, but it's wrong to say that women used to be sticks.

La guerre des cent ans you dolt.

There is another aspect of it by the by. Most of the depictions we have of people before our time are stylised. Not that you can just then say all those depictions are wrong, but there were things like the Greek tendency to sculpt tiny penises because they felt that a small penis was a sign of ones baser instincts being restrained.

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Whats the status with the current Gekonewer? I've played with the old version for a bit but haven't gotten around to the new version.

fuck these fucking hands of mine
fuck this slow reaction time
I want to block your fucking attacks you stupid fucks
I feel like everyone else gits gud in like a week and I sit here jerking off behind a shield because I am subhuman

>play a night battle
>press backspace
>can't see any of the fucking order buttons
nice game

True nobles don't fight, they have their subjects lead their armies for them. I assume you're having trouble playing against other players and not npcs...

how about both

I don't know what version you are on but there is a change log

Uninstall brainy bots and learn to fight the native AI first.

I'm on the same team as you. I changed the settings from automatic block to block with mouse because I knew it would be the only way to get good. It's too frustrating to actually practice with it so I just notice my slight improvement every time my shield breaks and I have to clobber an army of npcs.

Just switch off automatic block and keep using shields. You'll learn gradually.

and of course if I change everything to white I can't see anything on a snowy map

what color do i change the text to to make it visible in both snow and night?

I didn't even know people used that command menu

I imagine the reason no one used it is because of how horrible it is to use
I'm trying to make it slightly less horrible

in the native version the command blocks are either unreadable or randomly change colors

at what point do you consider power strike to be overkill?
for sake of consistency, we'll assume native
I'd imagine there's a nice sweet spot where you ohko basically everyone with 2h or polearms and at least 2hko with 1h, but I haven't had a chance to do the legwork on it just yet
is there a common opinion on this, I wonder?

When I started out I turned up every 'difficulty' to stroke my e-peen. Turns out I suck at manual blocking so I became a shieldfag instead. After getting a hang of the game a few weeks later, I found my shield crushed by an overhead axe swing in battle, and also realized there weren't any spare shields in sight, so I was forced to do manual blocking. The sheer rush of adrenaline everytime you get a succesful parry got me into 2-handed gameplay.

If battle continuation is on, if you get knocked out you can use it to order your troops around, to a limited extent.

yeah, I just recently cranked the combat speed to fastest and getting angry over how much I get my shit kicked in in Floris tournaments or in general.
I always misinterpret the windup and dodge wrong, or fuck up my mouse movement and get put down.
Hell, I started a new character and got knocked out a couple times by fucking looters in the merchant missions.
Hopefully in time I'll get better but I just fucking hate sucking at everything.

I don't even bother putting points in PS for Native. But in some mods like VC it's a necessity.

I feel like more than 5 points is over kill
You want 7 points in power draw though

Parrying is great fun once you start getting the hang of it. As is having the difficulty on normal.

Oh fuck I know, right? I never swear at a game, but changing it over has me cussing and yelling all the goddamned time now. Floris especially since in order to get those better items from tournaments you need to be on a higher difficulty. That said, the algorithm works out such that your prize at the end depends on your difficulty as well as how many times you were alive for the whole round.

I usually set power strike to 4 or 5, by which point the numbers of units in my army make me irrelevant. If I was aiming for more long game stuff I would probably put less, but I like the combat and I like leading from the front for much of game, especially given that for every elite enemy unit I kill there is one of mine left alive. It makes a big difference in VC like says since the enemies strike twice as hard, armour is twice as important and units take much longer to level up.

5 is pretty much all I need, since I tend to go INT or Cha type I keep my str at 15 which would cover armor and weapon req, and with 5ps I can use momentum to 1-shot most foes, except for the heavilly armored units or those with hp bloat.

thanks for the input guys
I did 10 ps/pd last time and it felt like a waste of points
now what if I were to gouge athletics? I'm sure that's even more foolish, but the prospect of dancing out of everyone's range, possibly without foregoing armor sounds appealing,
plus controlling momentum could be great for getting the most out of our newly min/maxed ps
has anyone actually done something this silly?

aren't there Sumerian idol carvings that look straight out of a breast/ass expansion /d/ thread, I think there was even an image floating around on Veeky Forums comparing the two

Isn't that just assumed to be because they exaggerated the feminine features of a fertility goddess?

I've cranked the tournament difficulty to 100% when I heard about that, and I guess I can't complain. A few times I got good consecutive kits for my style (horse + bow or lance) and placed top 3. Got a nice tempered Imperial War Bow with 44 piercing damage which outclassed my old bow.
I just get frustrated that it feels like everyone here is like
>getting hit
>native AI
and I'm out here dropping the spaghetti in most battles.

obviously, but if the women were straight up flat, there's a good chance they'd never get such an idea in their heads, imagine if you never saw any chicks above a small A cup, would you even imagine chicks with tits bigger than their heads

busty chicks have probably been around forever, they're probably just more common now, thus driving up the average breast size

Boobs get bigger when nursing though, so it stands to reason they could see the increase in size due to milk production, and then just exaggerate that thinking "the ultimate fertility goddess probably got infinite milk bags"

fair enough

they're just fronting
there's a lot that can go wrong in a tournament and you don't always have control over all of it

Late for the question, but people who worked with pigs and in farms they took daily sauna. So most of the country was clean, but cities are always dirty.

Did they turn off the anti-cheat in the most recent PoP? I've been testing it with ctrl+alt+f4 and I can't get the cheater achievement. I would only use it to enter towns, having to fight 5 guards all at the same time at level 1 is fucking stupid

Can anyone change the text colour to orange or can I do it myself? I've had the same problem sometimes.

That's just conjecture though. You've got more evidence to say that women have stayed the same relative shapes throughout history, except that they've grown taller, and it's recent perceptions of women becoming bustier and more hourglass shaped because of something like porn or celebrities who tape their boobs to their dresses to keep them pointing up.

git gud cyka

I know the feel

Well, I don't like cheating just as much as you do. I'm just going to avoid towns for factions that hate me. For some reason 3 factions in pendor have -5 relation with me right off the bat, so I'm only limited to the lower-right side of the map. It's fucking retarded.

Also I did some quick testing more cheating and I can't get a single achievement, not even a cheater achievement.

I haven't played it for awhile, but check the changelog or maybe there is a box to be checked.

I changed the text to white
the readability is still okay in snowy scenes

In my opinion, text colour should change the colour like the crosshair does on different terrains.
Then again that's the smallest issue in the game.

My sides are being sieged

Don't girls enter puberty earlier nowadays though, like full on years earlier? That might have something to do with it.

are there any mods hat do downswing for axes, maces, scimitars and maybe some other swords?

Hmm. That's true

If I had 3 books of training +1 in my inventory. Would the books stack and give +3 training?

I don't think so, but I've never tried it.

No

i guess flipping the model might be an issue for axes and curved swords

shouldnt be as difficult for maces and straight swords tho

Honestly, why would you even do that?

Lets talk about 1257 ok? what are the best units of each faction and why?

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Swadia Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Conquer Them Like Nigga Declare War Haha

to make movesets more interesting and to avoid the guy on the left in this happening

might be useful against horses or something

I integrated the motomataru formations in the new battle presentation
surprisingly all the buttons fit on the screen
The only thing left to do is add AI tweaks to make horse archers and stuff less shitty

Can you fucking translate what the hell you just said?

He said "How can you be bothered about Swadia as a genuine issue when it's possible to easily conquer them and avoid needing to complain on the internet".

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

I sort of enjoy VC with Upstab's submod, too.

how does the linux version of warband manage to be so shitty and glitchy

This is actually sound advice tbqh.

I think Dickplomacy is almost ready for release, now that formations and shit are added.
There are only a few things left to do

How simple an affair would it be to take the bow animations from one mod and apply them to another? Is it just a case of copy pasting a file or two or do I need to do a little more?

Wew

Fuck yes