/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General

No no

Only role of her I know is that one orange haired shitter.
Can't imagine that working out for Nono.

Racist.

Let's say Chihiro and Kotori became idols and formed an unit.
What idols would be able to stop them?

Reminder to stay properly hydrated

I'm going to marry Kyoji-kun!

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Itsudatte!

Literally no one.

They'd be like the Vegito of iM@S.

BELIEVE IN CHIE
MASTER OF CUDDLING

Watching the timeshift for the PS stream right now.

That Cosmetics Lesson is going to be the death of me.

God dammit Mio.

Yeah now finish him off

Yeah high five Tokachis

I'd rather hear Yurika Kubo voice her.

Nono isn't fat.

I love Shikaco but she's not a good fit for Nono.

Eat shit bitch nigga.

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You know, with all the food she gulps down, how come Michiru isn't fat or unhealthy?

Same way Kanako or Satomi don't have diabetes.

Lots of protein.

From me.

A good sex diet?

She says so herself.

She has an unholy level of Metabolism. She literally has a demon inside her eating and burning all the stuff she intakes.

Also, reality can sometimes be stranger than fiction. Check this Jap Chick out:
youtube.com/watch?v=I6HmlvQx64A

There is a shit ton of videos like this on her channel. Literally Real Life Michiru.

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Not anymore she ain't

Lewd

YEAH

cute

Now I'm hungry.

It's Michiru, ain't gotta explain shit.

>That entire fucking channel.

Hijiri Fucking Mochizuki. How the fuck is that chick not dead yet.

Learning to speak Chinese Food with Minako-sensei!

I want to eat curry with idols.

Sex ed with Minako-sensei!

She has a digestive disorder of some kind, basically shits it all right out looking barely different from how it went in.

Idol metabolism.

>shits it all right out looking barely different from how it went in.

Hijiri Mochizuki.

Staying after class to ask questions to Minako-sensei!

Wait, then how does she survive?

Seems that you have to be eating at the level of Kanako or Fat Kana to actually gain weight in iM@S.

I've heard of joke once.

Kanako, Michiru and Noriko walk into a donut shop. It was Macaron Donut Specialty day.

I forgot the punchline.

I'm not a scatfiend or anything but whenever the topic of one of those really gluttonous idols like Takane comes up I can't help but think how thick and satisfying their shits must be.

stop this

>I forgot the punchline.

Shiho waltzed in.

Something else happened afterwards but I forgot.

>[Mashin] [160720] THE IDOLM@STER PLATINUM MASTER 00 Happy! [320K]
nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=832367

Oh baby.

Finally.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare

Now I'm happy.

I gotta be honest with you /@/,

even though I love Hibiki and her voice that trailer was shit. The outfit was shit too. There's no way she could have one-upped Yayoi's version so I don't know why the hell they even tried.

I hope they don't fuck up Yukiho, though they're probably just gonna give her Happy! then call it a day.

Dude, it was like a minute long trailer.

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Taking over Japan with the Tokugawa clan!

>sax solo

Kakumei really should gave been the A-side of this single.

>Suddenly FC Let's go Happy! Master.

Huh.

Well that happened.

Mamibutt.

That didn't stop Azusa, Miki and Iori's trailers from being great

>Mashin

REMOVE CHASE

Kakumei > Happy

Saying hello to Ricottas.

Why are they crying?

That's some seedy-looking water.

I spiked it.

They are very happy to see me.

No bullying Yukiho.

They're crying with happiness, it's my daily visit to the basement.

Well, don't spill it.

My seed.

is impotent.

Good, good.

Shameful flat, lifeless butt

Mamiabsenceofbutt.

There is also some really sick acid guitar soloing low in the mix during the whole song and especially during the last 30 seconds, this should be great when they play it live.

Hikaru I'll remove you
from sadness

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Rude.

Mary is cute

I want to suscribe Michiru mukbang videoblog!

Are you a bad enough man to be her secondary rider?

I will bully Hikaru showing her all the atrocities that are commited in this world, until she breaks down and realizes that justice doesn't exist and that she has to grew out that silly superhero phase.

>be her secondary rider

I don't want to die

user, Yukiho will get edeN. Ritsuko will sing Happy

If I ate as many carbs as she does inside of her bread shop place, I'd fucking want to go Marathon Pro in circles all day.

Zeronos, Garren/Chalice, Accel, and Gills ended up fine, what could go wrong for you?

>fanart validates my idea that the Futami twins have nice butts, so, please disregard official material
No

Rude!

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>showing her all the atrocities that are commited in this world and realizes that justice doesn't exist

That's where true heroes are separated from the false ones. A false hero would break and succumb to the madness and paradox of the world. A true hero however, would accept the absurdity of the world and soldier on.

If Justice disappears, then she will become Justice itself.

gematsu.com/2016/07/idolmaster-platinum-stars-adds-download-concerts

>By successfully completing this concert, you can obtain DL Live-exclusive costumes and accessories through the Gold Presents you receive at random at the end of the concert.
>The first DL Live, titled “Gothic Punk Queen,” will run from August 4 to 17, and new DL Lives are scheduled to be added regularly.

What the fuck.
These things better have high drop rates, because otherwise this is the worst thing that's ever been put into a mainline iM@S title.

PS is going to be even more of a grindy slog than OFA, isn't it?

>If Justice disappears, then she will become Justice itself.
that's deep

The Future is bright.

This my favorite Mirai pic, I love the despair in her yers.