/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

yeah yeah

kek when did stewie start cheating

is there a subreddit for this? anime girls eating raw fish with their hands?

>look stew if we're gonna win eleague we need at least one cheater on the team
>since you're the crazy dude with the huge plays we decided that's gonna be you
>we already bought you your cheat, I'll help you set it up and you'll have to practice with it for a couple of matches
-Stunna

hey are you an anime do you have any anime cheats thanks dude

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

just casually dropping this post i made in dota 2 general. csgo is a vastly superior game than dota and anyone who disagrees is a spic or a redditor

you people have no idea what its like coming from dota, where 50% of the time your teammates dont speak english. you just dont understand what its like switching from dota to csgo. it was a genuine unironic culture shock to me to play a game with only english speaking people who i didnt hate and were helpful and i had teamwork with. im not joking

like you people dont understand how good you have it. you dont understand the level to smooth communication and satisfaction you have in this game. like i regularly have FUN playing csgo and cant remember the last time i screamed at my teammates. i calibrated at gn2 and just play casual mostly. most fun ive had in years im DEAD SERIOUS

delet this

who care...

I see you too are a man of superior taste

the post i made:

dota:
- spics in every game in us east
- they all think they are rtz and never pick support, and when they pick support they never ward, trash support, upgrade courier at 11 mins, 4 wards available, blink rush on lion with nothing but brown boots at 0-1-5, etc
- sometimes i get games where literally not a singler person on my team speaks english. i wish i was joking
- endless sea of spics play on us east when they have their own server
- not a SIGNLE peruvian even qualified for ti6, yet they constantly talk how mi pastor smash was 1st in leaderboards
- i went from 3.8 to 4.3 with a 65% win rate just avoiding peruvians. literally id just abandon if there was more spics on my team than the other team. i WISH I WAS JOKING
- one time i saw in a pro tournament a peruvian slark player go 2nd skadi after the 1st one. im not joking. peruvians in my team regularly go bs radiance, pick slark every game, go sb on sniper and go 1-2-9 on him every fucking time, etc
- if im playing carry my peruvian retard support loses my lane and now im worthless the entire game
- peruvians always last pick shit like legion jungle, etc

i quit dota and now play csgo:
- everyone is a "carry" so u cant blame anyone because all the roles are the same
- i cant even REMEMBER the last time i got a spic monkey on my team
- E V E R Y O N E speaks english
- ping is too high for monkeys to play on so they avoid it, because csgo is a reaction oriented game
- never have to rely on anyone, literally i can be a important with just a usb. just getting a kill on a guy who bought a full gun makes a real difference, and i dont have to rely on anyone

WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING THIS GARBAGE GAME. THERE IS SO MUCH BETTER GAMES OUT THERE TO PLAY, FUCKING DOTA IS THE WORST FUCKING GAME. its not about skill or anything, its just about dodging spic monkeys. seriously, this game has legit the WORST community, and it has endless monkeys ruining ur games. why even bother playing it

EZ FOR nV

TODAY IS THE DAY OF REDEMPTION FOR DEVIL

EZ 16-8 AND 16-11

>People speaking English
>csgo
u wot m8? It's literally Russians everywhere, at least on sub-LE rank

>le rank
gtfo ribbit

>ribbit
pepe
says
ribbit
cus he's a frog
pepe is reddit

get the fuck out of this thread u cum drinking nigger loving zeddit browsing liberal cuckold faggot

ironic shitposting is still shitposting u fucking ledditor. "i wes only le JoKING XDDD" fuck u nigger

Can we all agree that out of all the faggots in EU brits are the absolute worst? I'd rather have a griefing Russian than a passive-aggressive sperging cunt on the verge of tears whine in my years the whole game

>animemes
aaaaaand you fucked up

>says the anonymous poster, furiously posting duck anime pictures

Russians are cunts and 90% of the time they suck
Brits are cunts and 100% of the time they suck

t. swede

that game was like 2 weeks ago, so before that? Probably his entire career so far.

delete this

>accusing our guy stewie2k of cheating
feel free to leave this general at any time

Oh, hey Stewie!

swedes are passive aggressive tryhards but usually they are not horrible

t. mongolian

I live in eastern part of europe and literally nobody ever speaks english in my games. Doesn't matter though. It's all about bopping heads.

GOOD TASTE
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suhh dude

Probably before he was known?
I assume that the easiest (and probably only) way to get into the pro scene is to cheat your way to the top in ESEA or Faceit so you get picked up by someone.

>shitposting
???

evenin', goggy.

nv or fnatic?

fnatic ldo (like duh obviously)

>this dude is still betting

ldo stewie isn't cheating he s u c k s

when the fuck is csgolounge going to shut down?

>tfw you fell for the "buy the stickers, you'll double your money" meme

ez for devil 40 bombs in 1 map just watch

svvay post

does anyone take csgo pro seriously? like literally E V E R Y O N E is a cheater

it seems right now the current meta is 1 cheater + 4 non cheaters. the cheats they use seems to be slight aim assist to find the ppl on the map. it seems like you HAVE to cheat if u want to advance in tourneys. like it seems right now the meta is you cant NOT cheat, because cheaters dont get banned aka F L U S H Aaka the goat cheater of all time ever to exist and shox

honestly what a fucking joke the pro scene is

why doesnt valve do something about this sorta shit. like fucks sake hire a independent artificial intelligence company with a high powered super computer and let it analyze games over and over and figure out who cheats or SOMETHING holy fuck

like im sure the real figures of matchfixing and cheating thats in pro csgo is probably disgustingly high

why are you bringing volvo into this?

sleep with 1 eye open tonight

who /envy/ here?

im giving nbkuck one last chance for redemption

who fkin cares

its a lot easier to decide which team to bet on

>the man knew what to say

how scripted is this shit, desu?

>kenny's face

just

COMING IN HOT WITH THE BANTS ITS OUR GUY THOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIN

HE CAN TAKE IT, BECAUSE HE MAKES IT, THE DOSH AT LEAST. IT'S RICHAAAAAAAAARD LEWWWWWWWWWWWWWISS.

AND FINALLY, HE'S BEHIND THE SCENES, BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HE CAN'T BE MEAN, ITS CHRIIIIIIIIIS PUCKET!

>semenler gone

took long enough

pink hair girl is so cute

Fnatic is gonna plow Envyus like a truck on Bastille Day.

who the fuck is this bitch and why does a csgo stream need her?

fuck off, lo3 already.

GET WOMEN OUT OF MY CSGO

I want smix back

Anyone else *feeling* it for nV?

>interpolated stream.

fuck this

What did they mean by this?

>Pokemon GO
>CS:GO
Really makes you think

when i'm president interlacing will be illegal

Few days ago I was making $50 bets, now I'm making $5 bets. Someone kill me. Lost 7 combos in a row due to 1 upset.

Who is the American on the desk and why is he there?

>i don't know what the word interpolation means but I'll use it anyway lol

>>it seems right now the current meta is 1 cheater + 4 non cheaters

that's the old meta. new meta is 4 blatant cheaters and one discrete cheater

>dust2
RIP in dipperonis my -1.5 bet.

kenny s looks like a school shooter lol

it's a cobble episode
>zzzzzzzzzzzz

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AVC compression utilizes interpolation, friend

wtf i hate kennys now

What's wrong with the stream? It looks grainy as fuck.

its interpolated

Why do pros wear caps while playing? Does it help them with their aiming?

ahhh

the infamous "shit on my face" stream quality

the classic

the hell does that mean?

NA

someone chose this format

Whatever that is it sucks. Why are they doing this?

is there any way i can watch the eleague match with fnatic in the csgo client?

i cant find it in the tournament section

pls respond

twitter.com/JoshNissan/status/756164372670603265
nice. niiice.

balding

no, this is not sponsored by valve

because whoever set up the stream is both retarded and incompetent

Nice stream gotards

yes

no

omg, what did moe respond? xD

How long until sex change?

there are mini earbuds embedded inside the cap where the ears are normally usually for the purpose of cheating

possibly a beep when the player's crosshair is near an enemy

why the fuck is interlacing even an option ityool 2016. you should have compile your own fucking encoder to inflict this on other people these days

krimz? more like KEKZ ROFL

cobble is such a fucking trash map im so sick of watching this shit and the stream quality isn't helping

cause tv

even tv broadcasters know how to deliver progressive-scan video these days