TESLA BTFO!!!!!!

>elon fags claim electric is the future
Why is Tesla such shit?

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it is, it's just something we have to accept as a grim reality

ExxonMobil pls go

because model S is S E X

nobody claims tesla is the future of performance cars

tesla is the future of commuter cars

it's just funny that they are faster than most muscle cars to 60mph

>GT2RS Hybrid Turbos
>GT2RS Intercoolers
>Y Pipe
>Plenum
>Bigger Throttle Body
>Capristo Exhaust

kek

>excuses

>my decked out X beat your stock Y
>btfo!!
pwned

>Oil and gas companies shitting themselves when they realize that car manufacturers will eventually only be making electric cars.
>Electric cars have literally every advantage over gas cars.
>No reason not to get one if you have the money.
>Oil and Gas companies resort to SHITPOSTING ON Veeky Forums for marketing.

Jesus Christ what a world we live in.

>Electric cars have literally every advantage over gas cars.
That's just a blatant lie.
Also tell me, if you had an electric scooter, and a gas scooter, which one would you hoon on for fun?
Everyone without a doubt would choose the gas one.

once batteries are able to have the weight of a full gas tank they are goig to be good.

> literally every advantage
Except being able to complete a lap of a race track without shutting down because the batteries are instantly drained

what a time to be alive

>still gets raped by stocked porsches
lmao @ ur life
>Electric cars have literally every advantage over gas cars
Might wanna watch the video again, the Porsche was so fast the Model S literally dissappeared.

>electric cars have literally every advantage
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Wrong.

Here's even a video of a Porsche getting a bad launch and it still rapes the Tesla.

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yeah at the cost of half their range

AUTOMOBILES BTFO!!!!!!

>benz fags claim internal combustion is the future
Why are autos such shit?

>completely outperforms the model s
>claims it's shitposting
There is no debating you guys. Gasoline is clearly still better than electric.

performance is relative

gasoline cars still use electricity, electricity wins

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>Post yfw Tesla rapes the lithium industry and leads to financial meltdown

>a 55k mustang beats the 135k model s to 150 mph by 12 seconds
>beats it around a track too
gasoline>electric
>damage control
I've been using facts to prove gasoline is better, yet you have to shitpost and still fail to prove electric is better.

Tesla cars are a one trick pony 60' times at the expense of everything else; top speed, lap times, the environment, style.

>gasoline is better
>still needs electricity

doesnt sound better to me

>damage control

> tesla needs power created by coal fired power plants
Lol

ITT: Tesla fangirls BTFO!!!!!

>performance is relative
>posts a single performance metric

>it's fucking nothing
>all this sensationalism
Do you write for The Sun?

>gets btfo in a straight line and around a track
>b-but muh relativity

>gets btfo
>mustang is half a second slower to 60
>implying people drive on tracks anyway
>implying people get to 150 anyway.

>literally more than 12 seconds slower to 150 mph
>a 135k dollar sedan with a independent rear suspension can't beat a 55k mustang with a live rear axle around a track

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forums.teslamotors.com/forum/forums/tesla-model-s-85kw-battery-replacement-cost
>estimated to be between 25000 and 40000$ to replace batteries that will inevitably fail
>not to mention the initial sale price difference
How much is a brand new V8 again?

>mustang can't even carry 6 passengers
>it doesn't have a touchscreen
>it doesn't have on/off creep mode to recreate a torque converter
it's like you enjoy being cucked

> to recreate a torque converter
the mustang comes with a stick shift

>a 135k dollar awd sedan with independent rear suspension failed to outperform a 55k rwd mustang with a live rear axle

You realize you're defending a 135k sedan that cannot outperform a 55k Mustang with literally the worst suspension system on the planet, right?
>calls others cucks
>literally paying 80k dollars more for a vehicle that can't outperform a mustang from 2012
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mustang can't perform in carrying compacity. ford BTFO

>original argument was performance
>gets btfo so hard he resorts to carrying capacity
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You can buy a truck with the left overs from buying a superior performance vehicle :^)

and I argued that performance is relative.

>>original argument was performance
The original argument was electric cars being the future or not. They are not, be we as a society will not accept this for probably 2 more decades.

Relative to what?

>literally has to move goal posts to avoid getting btfo any harder
>b-but muh relativity
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>they are not (the future)
>society will not accept this for probably 2 more decades
I mean that kind of undermines your own statement bruv

>he doesn't use nuculear

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>damage control
don't cars use electricity to engage in damage control everytime the oil is low or water temp is too hig

woops lost again gg no re

however, i am going to switch sides to bait kkcuck aswell

to the amount of cocks the tripfag sucks of course

>literally cannot outperform a fucking suv
TESLA IS FINISHED!!!!

what part of " i am switching sides" did you not understand?

No it doesn't. It will take 2 decades for society to realize electric cars are not the future.
Now I'm mad at you for making me repeat myself. Just stick to the text, don't try to use your imagination.

Don't worry senpai. The model s also gets BTFO by a ford focus.

>faglectric
>fagoline

STEAM MASTERRACE

ITT: TESLA FANGIRLS BTFO!!!

Literally BTFO harder than when the Corvette went up against the GTR.

so many fags

Tesla is a fucking joke.
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Bullshit spaz. Tesla fans didn't give a shit about that.

>b-but electric is better than gasoline
>a stock rs7 literally dissappears in a drag race vs a tesla
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>tesla fangirls btfo so hard they stopped replying
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Why does the front fender have a door handle?

>hey you know how your car has superior traction control abilities and full torque at 0 rpm which make it launch amazingly from a dead stop and has a torque curve that starts dropping dramatically after 60 mph?
>yeah
>yeah fuck all that let's race from a 60mph roll.

>b-but electric is better
>gets raped beyond oblivion
D A M A G E C O N T R O L

>hey you know how your car has a supercharged 700 horsepower V8 engine and is part of a genre of cars known for racing at stoplights?
>yeah
>youtube.com/watch?v=pp41d3Z2ypI

>expecting performance out of fiat chrysler
Here's 700 hp of gas vs 700 hp of electric. Tesla will never recover from this.
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BTFO

ELON FUCK MY SISTER

Has anyone compared a Tesla Model S Performance version with one of the Hybrid Supercars, like the BMW i8 or a McLaren P1?

Actually curious.

Tesla is not a performance car. There is no comparison.

It costs like one though :^)

>tesla
>performance
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>harping on Tesla vehicles for having no gears
>implying electric isn't going to be faster and better in the long run anyway

Fuck off. Just look at model RC cars and you'll soon realize the truth.

I think both would be fun to hoon honestly

>implying people go as fast as they can when a light turns green

>tesla fangirls ran away from the thread once again
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I'm the Tesla/Hellcat shitposter and am still here. I am not a Tesla fan I just hate the Hellcat and think it's funny that the Tesla is faster in drag races.

What's the point of shitposting about the hellcat? Everyone knows it's a piece of shit.

There used to be a hellcat shitposter here like a year ago but I haven't seen him lately. Probably because Tesla got faster and faster while hellcat stayed slow.

He wrecked it and blamed it on his girlfriend. Never reported the accident, and it was a doozey, but drivable enough for him to leave the scene of the accident. I suspect he was drunk and showing off and put it in the ditch.

Tesla a shit

Reminder that Tesla Autopilot would NEVER let this happen

2/10 thread, pretty uninteresting/repetitive b8

like look at this guy here
Just desperate for replies. Imagine how shitty his life is that he's this desperate for attention. Feel better man

>resorting to ad hominems
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>all these people bringing their tesla to the strip

you just know these people were all smug about their futuremobile right up to the point they got fucking wrecked

That would imply its a debate

Oil is still needed for pharma, cargo ships and can still be used in powerplants.

literally cuckd

Not really, it's actually just an argument. Which is already over considering OP's video proves gasoline is still better.

>gas car $30 per race just for fuel costs
>teslla can be chargef for free
RACING FAGS BTFO BY FAMILY FAGS

You need oil to manufacture pretty much everything. We could go back to killing whales however. And forget about vegetable/plant based oils, not enough to be produced and you would destroy the earth with over cultivation just to only supplement fossil oil.
The good news. there's more oil than humans could consume before our extinction.

>kike tripcuck is this mad

>implying a flat 6 burns that much fuel
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They do sell a performance version of the Model S, and you didn't say as to whether there was any video or article comparing it to something of a higher caliber like a Porsche 918 or god forbid an Acura NSX.

> there's more oil than humans could consume before our extinction.

Really? didn't we peak oil or something decades ago? (in north america at least) or are you talking about reserves (i heard the US has a large amount of oil reserves saved for "future generations")

>>>/fatass/

Fuck your life must be shit

"performance" just means it accelerates faster. the cars are not even able to complete a full lap of the nurburgring without going into limp mode to prevent battery overheating. they are not performance cars. they are supposed to be luxury sedans.

>this cucked by harley davidsons that he has to filter pictures of them to stop being offended.
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