Newbie needs advice

This particular photo has got me really interested in cars and I have about 5 thousand dollars in my bank to pimp one.

I know nothing about cars but I think it's a good idea to buy the cheapest car possible so I can spend most of the money on pimp shit like the sound system.

I am thinking of a toyota cressida from the 1980s.

What do I do?

call xzibit

No jokes please.
This is a serious thread.

You don't buy the cheapest shitcan to modify it. If you buy the cheapest shitcan you can find, the rest of your budget will go towards fixing it. I guarantee that Camaro there are 30k of modifications to ruin it.

He wasn't joking.

You're going to want to find a local black kid in a hulk themed car first.

After doing so hit on the popular car guy's girlfriend. Become a drift racer.

Pick your favorite brand.
Okay, now plaster that all over your cheap car.
Then add HUGE rimz.
Get a really loud sound system if you have money left.

Try better bait

That show doesn't even exist any more.

How can xzibit do shit?

I'm not reall into the huge rim thing.

Would rather like 14inch wheels and slammed.

>That show doesn't even exist any more.
>implying XZ doesn't now travel the country, randomly pimping peoples' rides for free

So you are actually a gay stance fag.

I wasn't aware they made low profile tires that big

Stance fags don't run 14 inch wheels retard.

>Slammed

You're halfway there fag and trust me, no one is half a fag.

You're a moron. slammed doesn't mean stanced.

>I'm not gay I just suck dicks

M8 that girl's bottom...

This is bait right?

How young are you?

That girl is thick, I'd fuck her if you know what I mean