/dsg/ - Souls General

>Character Planner
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>Community & Fanart
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>KING'S FIELD
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>DEMON'S SOULS
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>DARK SOULS
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>DARK SOULS 2
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>BLOODBORNE
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>DARK SOULS 3
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Nah, you're just trash.

There has never been and will never be a true successor to the Keel Smasher.

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>shitty armpitfag fetish thread

someone make a different thread pls

anyone got any pinwheel webms?

I keep dying to this fucking faggot and its irking me. How is anyone supposed to kill this nigger without having like 8 billion dps?

My favorite meme

fuck.
I forgot to filter you again after clearing cache

The internet exists outside of Veeky Forums friend. Look up a strat

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just report him, it's the same as avatarfagging at this point, and the webms arent related to the souls series at all.

>not liking armpits
how gay

>and the webms arent related to the souls series at all.

It is a how to strategy for one of the hardest bosses in the series and the thread covers King's Field, Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, and Bloodborne, whether you like it or not.

Who 387 here? Maybe I can host a memetastic "Funsies Club" because I have nothing better to do.

im not even fucking kidding senpai

everytime i get down here, i'm left with like 3 or 4 estus and i have barely any healing left fuck off

whats a good faith weapon? if there are any.

While getting to Firelink Shrine for the thousandth time, I looked over the edge of the cliff at the mountaintops below and I realized, Souls games always take place way the fuck up in the sky on the side of a fucking mountain.

I think what Miyazaki really wants to make is a steampunk air-pirate game with blimps and floating castles.

. . . and as much as I hate to admit it, DaS2 is related too.

Making strength build from deprived for Ds3. What's a good direction to go?

Lightning Estoc with a Blessed Caestus offhand.

back to the new character screen to pick warrior instead

Str>End>Vig>Vit

nevermind it's all good

i got lucky

>he even has paladin "stand back, kid" leeroy
>still losing

nah i didnt actually summon him. just happened to be in the screenshot

>whether you like it or not
u sound like a girl lucy

are u a girl lucy

of course, it all makes sense now

but is luci a CUTE girl?!

post you are fashion

We wish.

Imagine how different /dsg/ would be if we are all girls.

There would be more posts like though

Wait,you guys aren't girls?

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But I am a girl

Veeky Forums as FUCK

The gloves don't really fit

I wish that ground stab and over the shoulder rip would come back

Guys, I think I got it.
So he learned about Firstborns betrayal, took of his armour as a way of showing his disappointment in Gwyn (who was probably dead by the time) and Royal Family, quit Four Knights, found new armour, went mad and got corrupted by the Abyss (hence the dark magic usage in DS2) which threw him back in time (which we know is possible) and left him wandering around mindlessly in that location in DS2 I forgot the name of.

>Having good run in DaS2
>Go through, get Sunbro cov, and come back
>Put down sign for co-op
>Botch a jump because of host lag
>Die for the first time on a beginner's jump in FoFG
>Delete character
>Throw self through window
>Bash head against concrete until the pain stops

thats dumb

you're dumb

Old Dragonslayer is just a shitty retcon. Don't even bother trying to fit it into the overall story.

But the Old Dragon Slayer soul isn't corrupted like Velsadts is, so he's simply using Dark Magic. Plus, it doesn't really state if that is Ornstein or not in Dark Souls 2, only that he's reminiscent.

And also, don't you get Ornstein's armour off a corpse in Dark Souls 3? That would be him.

>Put sign down for Artorias because he's a fun boss and I want to help people
>Get summoned by host who runs to Kalameet
>Haven't done Kalameet yet, this'll be some good practice
>Host rolls off the side of the cliff
>Roll after him
>Miss the ledge
>Die
>Never play that character again out of shame

It;s not actually on a corpse, it's just an item pickup floating on the ground.

Playing Demon's here, I've a question.

I'm at 1-2 already, and got a Claymore. I noticed I'm doing VERY LITTLE DAMAGE to the reptilian dudes and the pillbugs here, is that normal?

>invading Woods
>happen upon the host and a blueberry
>host steps back indicating we should duel (nice!)
>blue throws an "I'm Sorry" carving
>no idea why
>start dueling
>a phantom comes running out of nowhere
>katana
>BKSh
>edgy as fuck fashion
>speedhacking
>completely rapes me

>keep invading
>invade the same world again
>the blue keeps throwing "I'm Sorry"
>speedhacking guy takes me by himself
>he's fucking garbage
>I manage to almost kill him a couple times before he speeds away and heals
>TURNS UP THE SPEEDHACK
>kills me

cheers lads im having some good laffs

do you use any kinda shit weapons just for funsies? i'm really enjoying the tailbone shortsword right now, it's not really very good but it has a couple of neat gimmicks that get you cheeky wins sometimes, which is just my kind of weapon!

bonus edgy pic from when i was fucking around while invading

Should I +15 this avelyn or +10 lightningify it

You mean world 2, with the miners?

Yeah, they're weak to magic and thrust only.

try another damage type

each world in DeS has an overarching strength/weakness combination for most of the enemies

Firekeeper a slut! A FILTHY SLUT

how is this dumb
Artorias got to use dark magic after corruption an CU in DaS got back in time in DLC through the power of Abyss
yeah, you might say Manus got him in, but Manus is literal manifestation of the Abyss
and we also know that Ornstein in DaS wasn't real
It is possible to say that Ornstein probably had high faith in royal family, gave all of himself killing dragons
than Gwyn dies and he goes to find Firstborn so he could replace Gwyn as a leader o kingdom
finds FB and his connection to dragons
looses all hope and goes mad
somehow gets corrupted because he doesn't care anymore
get's thrown back in time for some reason
the only dumb part is about the armour I agree, but everything else makes sense

I mean, 2-2, not 1-2

Then yeah, they are weak to thrust and magic. So is the boss.

SOMEONE PLEASE PLAY THE DX9 VERSION OF DAS2

who is the most erotic semen souls?

how do I check how many players it has?

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steamcharts.com/search/?q=dark+souls

Is it normal to get unbelievably furious at das3 pvp?

Are better servers and hit detection really too fucking much to ask for?

>5,395
holy shit this game is fucking dead

Thick legs look sexy.

So there's 4 wyverns in 3 but only 3 unique models.

No mustache is the one from High Wall that flies to Lothric Castle when you arrive there
Skinny legs is the one asleep at Lothric Castle
Big legs is the Ancient Wyvern fight, and also the Wyven right before the great bell.

i cant git gud and must blame somebody or something else for my own shortcomings: the post

Don't care about those obviously laggy duels.

Dude you can't run away from anything. The phantom range is retarded.

I know you're trying to be a tricky ruse man but fuck.

They've been this bad in every DaS game, and they fuck with everyone as badly as they do for you.

Git gud.

post plate armor, greatswords and cutegrills

are you cosplaying a cheap prostitute?

do prostitutes wear full plate?

>you will never hire an armored qt31.14 to beat the snot out of you and then cuddle you while you recover in pain

shit taste tbqh fampai.

is that the sorcerer hood? what gloves?

If you pay enough I'm sure they would

scottjund/10

that makeup is pretty thick

Damn. I'm saving money now.

Convince me to not get the Storm Curved Sword.

You can roll catch with it and pretend you're less of a faggot than CCS users just because it has slightly less AR.

Bullying miners was the best part of DeS.

THICK LEGS

It's not as good as Carthus.

Nice jund cosplay

Poor man's falchion with retarded design.

I'm hitting people on MY fucking screen I shouldn't be. It wasn't THAT bad in DaS save from the occasional visitor from Mars.

Expand your fucking lexicon and learn something else to parrot ya facken droopy creamsicle.

rate my cosplay

I love using Vamos' Hammer in DaS1. I don't know if that's considered shitty, but something about a fire imbued hammer always seems cool to me.

Maybe

youtube.com/watch?v=5T198rMCG18

>low lvl watchdog invasions
>frequent summons
>heysel's tries to kill me
>phantom resummons
>can't finish people that run away to wait after talisman'ed
>PHANTOM RANGE

You're fucking delusional.

Unique to DaS3, there's a hittable shadow lagging behind other players at all time. If you aim where someone was a second ago on your screen, you can often still "catch" them. It's not a bad hitbox, but rather that your client is, for some inexplicable reason, simulating an invisible copy of their hurtbox that's about a second behind their actual position. It's not very helpful under normal circumstances but if someone ever tries to roll out of range of your attack, you can attack where they were before they rolled to catch them, so long as you time it correctly. The only other time you'll notice this happening is typically when you blatantly miss a running attack and sometimes still hit them.


I really can't think of a single reason that the game does this, but it does. I've been abusing it while invading to rollcatch host's that spam roll to buy time for their phantom to respawn and it works wonders.

My only guess would be an in-built system to compensate for lagging.

It's not on any corpse. It's just out in the open by the Nameless King bonfire like how Siegward's armor is just out in the open by Yhorm's bonfire.

It's safe to assume that armor attached to a corpse means the person previously wearing the armor is dead while armor not attached to a corpse means the person's current status is unknown.

Nice argument dipshit.

Damn, that's a good drawing.

posting uglygrills

r8 please

>grey hair

Why the fuck does EVERYONE make a grey haired female in these fucking games?