/evog/ - Evolve General

any tips for playing Goliath and just monster in general? I suck but I wanna get good

Go to preference, put monster last. That's how you play monster :}

Fake your tracks. Go down a particular path at normal speed, then sneak and backtrack to go another way. This is only really applicable if you know they're not close.

Double back a lot in general. It catches people off guard. They expect a monster to bolt, rather than get behind them

>Goliath

Take everything. Best feeding strategy is to loop around the map as fast as possible but predict where the hunters will cut you off.

>Monster

Target medic/support first, then trapper/assault last.

Go for the pounce if only one person is left.

Hyde's pretty cool. I like how he has a somewhat soft side to his insane pyromaniac self.
>Best bros with Lazarus and promises to back him up
>Actually kind of scared of Maggie
>Mistakes cartoons based on Griffin as real youtube.com/watch?v=F6XjXJZ3cCA

How is electro griffith?

lots of damage but doesn't do the whole trapper thing as well as griffin

Lower range but huge damage

Not sure if he's as good as griffin or not, but I recall people putting him just below griffin.

git gud

>you aint no fucking freak laz anyone says so they get my boot up their unmentionables

Terrible, only works against the worst monster players.

Caira is so hard man, I can't see myself ever doing good with this character. No idea how people play her when she gets focused and can't help herself or her team.

At least Val can still heal the team if the monster's on her and can Tranq and Rogue Val can do that even easier and can heal herself to full if shit gets rough.

Gorgons, Wraiths and even Bobs and Moliaths are raping me as Caira.

I want to massage a wraith wrapped up in a bath towel

Turn on your speed boost and run in circles around the assault while shooting healing grenades at your feet and using jetpack to dodge any abilities you can, and don't leave the supports LoS
It takes a while to get used to because you have to look at your feet to heal yourself, which is really fucking annoying, but she's better at surviving focus than Val

Shes basically playing tribes but you heal people

half these wins were Laz/Cabot and the other half was Hank/Caira.

>don't leave the supports LoS
What will that do?

I'm only getting Buckets, Kalas and Cabots who only have their 4 to protect me, do I really have to not play Caira if I get the offensive half of the support class on my team?

Getting real fucking tired of the trap jaw packs letting the monster get to stage in a minute of match starting

O-ok?

This is relevant to my massaging Wraith wrapped in a bath towel fetish.

It is relevant to your interests, not to your post.

I want to take Wraith to a good restaurant and buy her expensive dinner.

If you guys get a guy named Terminator then dodge, he's a cheater. Runs an aimbot and damage cheats.

Didn't take long for the basement russians to ruin the game

Helmet Lennox is fucking radical, why isn't it a skin?

It's what she looks like in game once you get off the drop ship

It's how she always looks.

>they didn't include the fact that they fixed gorgons wall pounce in the patch notes
Thanks

Wraith isn't real. Wraith can't go to a resturaunt because she'd kill you and everybody at the place. You wouldn't be able to afford the amount of food it would take to satisfy her.

You're are delusional and you might have a sickness. Wraithfags please keep it to youself we don't want to hear it.

Shit nigger i know what i am buying

I want to take Wraith to a cinema and pick a movie she likes!
Then slowly take her hand when there's a romantic moment

>You're are
And i know how to satisfy my waifu thank you very much

Does lennox sit in the center like in a chair position? With where her head is located I'd imagine she's in a sitting position and the legs/arms are fully mechanical.

but user she has no hands

Welcome back evolve general

She does mention it's infuriatingly cramped in there. I can't imagine she has much room.

She does actually, she has scythe arms and claw arms.

She's not real and never will be and wouldn't fit into a cinema and would eat you. She doesn't care at all about you because she isn't real but even if she was she'd just step on your and drain your flesh dry till you were just smouldering bones under her.

>I used the correct form of your idiort I just added an are because phoneposting

>and would eat you

I want to knock on her door with chocolates and roses and pull a goofy innocent smile.

She owns no door or house it's just a fucking cave with corpses strewn about.

I'm not bothered by how she lives if that's how she feels comfortable, I'll just knock a stalagmite.

>I'll just knock a stalagmite.
actually made me chuckle

How did you get to shear with 2016 technology? How did you get around the dangerous wildlife and environment of the planet? What will you do when she sees you and charges at you with scythe hands extended?

Ya with this image you can tell the legs definitely couldn't have her actual legs in there considering they are so far apart.

She would never charge me because i am not there to colonize the planet with anything but her babies

She'd fuck your shit up m8 without a second thought.

Not him but you sound like you don't have a waifu.

also kys

She'd fuck me alright
More so because i am more of a gentleman than you'll ever be
I know it's you Hyde fuck off mate

No you kill yourself you ridiculous fucking degenerate do it do it DO IT!! Melt your fucking face REEEEEE!!

I actually don't want to fuck wraith (I'm more of a Gorgon man) but its different when you have a waifu, user.

Wraith kinda makes sense because it's womanly in appearance and I could understand quelaag from dark souls because actually tits, but gorgon? Can you say what about gorgon is attractive to you?

Beats me famalam

Getting eaten by her spawn turns me on

I'd just like to take a moment to clarify that this degenerate vorefag is not , who is me.

Why would you degenerates want to fuck some uggo monster cunts when you have perfectly good poon in the form of Caira, Val, and Sunny. Even Kala (who's fucking half-monster) is much better than the actual fucking monsters.

I want to fuck Golaith desu
or rather, be dominated by Golaith, to service and pleasure him

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I'm pretty much on the same boat desu, but i'd rather just feel him up.

What is up boys
Playing meteor for days

>Using Chromatic Aberration

kill yourself, or at least disable it then kill yourself.

This fits in synergy with my being fucked silly as a Wraith fantasy

yeah
shame he has literally zero porn other than the one with wraith and it doesnt necessarily focus on him and why he's attractive in his own way

What is wrong with chromatic aberration?

There's that one where he's railing Caira

not that other guy but he's right
kys

Everything user.

Everything.

...

I wish I could vote bad pubs a thousand more times.

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>Those comments
That one guy really likes Sunny, huh

So that's how a stage 1 Goliath is made
It's gonna smash her cunt on the way out

Like father like son.

>''There's a whole fucking biology class happening in my pussy!''

If Goliath let her go, do you think she'd hold it in until she could find a jar?

For research?

Naturally, she'd keep the baby too.

For research.

I just played a match where, five seconds after we put the dome up, it came down and said "Dome deactivated." How the fuck?

Testing shows awful.

Wouldn't pick him over the usual Abe or Maggie.

Still curious as to how to use that stupid harpoon gun. Bots always snap it immediately so it's useless, as do good players.

So...Griffith is shit?

how do i play against wraith? i keep getting dicked on

Distract her with a thigh squeeze and then ahegao her

I just won with hyde. He seems to do well against her. Constantly keep grenades up and her decoy horseshit is far less effective. You get to keep up the damage and it punishes her for freaking out in slasher mode and standing still.

I've had luck with EMET. Toss buoys, shoot with the handgun, and try to soak up damage meant for the rest of the team because I bought a worthless medic and regret it. immensely.

>hunter domes the monster alone and dies
>tell him he is an idiot for doing that, there is no way he can fight and win vs the monster alone, even if I help him survive a bit longer the other 2 retards are too far away
>his responses are "umm, :D im trapper, you are idiot"
oh god....what pisses me off the most is that they are so retarded they don't even know they are retarded

More like you're the idiot for not following the person who clearly tracks the monster far better than you do.

At least EMET got one thing right
>NOW WE FUCK IT

Should I get Meteor Goliath or Wraith lads?

Wraith is free next week and meteor is really similar to the already free Goliath.

I should just wait for Behemoth to come out, then? I have all the other monsters already and they're pretty fun.

>play hank, rval on team
>MG keeps getting domed in nearly flat areas
>lose after monster realizes to target me exclusively and leaves when I get striked

rval really can't heal teammates enough

Dude, I was 50 m behind him.
The assault and medic were 200m away.
You tell me, WOULD YOU FUCKING DOME THE CREATURE IN THAT SITUATION YOU FUCKWIT

I don't think they have an eta on that yet. If I had to chose I'd get wraith since it's a completely new monster compared to the moliath.

Oh yeah, next week's balance patches

Estimated update 7/26

All
General

Tuning related to none pre-made matchmaking.
Sudden death time increased to 5 minutes from 4
Sudden death timer now displays when 5 minutes are left before the round ends
Dome disable time after a hunter gets downed increased to 15 seconds from 10
Monsters

General

Reduced the amount monsters are slowed down while using melee attacks to 35% from 47%
Minor Perks

Enhanced Senses smell range increased to 50% from 30%
Brawler climb speed increased to 18% from 12%
Brawler traversal regen 6% from 5%
Fast Climber climb speed increased to 30% from 20%
Fast Climber climb speed increased to 30% from 20%
Fast Climber traversal regen increased to 8% from 6%
Major Perks

Mutated Senses smell range increased to 70% from 50%
Speed Climber climb speed increased to 45% from 35%
Speed Climber traversal speed increased to 10% from 9%
Mutated Recovery cooldown reduction increased to 15% from 12%
Mutated Haste movement speed increased to 17% from 15%
Endurance traversal regen increased to 17% from 14%
Superior Perks

Deadly Brawler traversal regen increased to 10% from 8%
Deadly Brawler damage reduction increased to 9% from 8%
Evolved Recovery cooldown reduction increased to 20% from 17%
Evolved Haste movement speed increased to 23% from 20%
Unending Endurance traversal regen increased to 20% from 17%
Goliath

Traversal recharge time decreased to 17 seconds from 18
Flame Breath direct damage increased to 66|66|72 from 60|60|66
MG

Traversal recharge time decreased to 17.5 seconds from 18.2
Fixed a bug where Meteor’s traversal recharge time was longer at stage 2 and 3

(1/2)

I read it in her voice.