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nth for ppd

This is an Arteezy thread

>nahaz coach

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>Have Nahaz coach you
>Lose

>Cyborgfat stealing food
>Literal Jojo-tier "your next line is..." gameplay

he didnt mean it

Why is Drow OP now?

S.W.N.L.

>argue for hours about minor shit

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First for Secret will never lose!

hey!

What do I need to be a secret fangay? can someoen give me a zip

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Because pros are still too afraid to play centaur despite his amazing winrates

Fap to loli doujins.

apologize

4 years hard time on /a/

you must never doubt

Where the fuck is Immortal 3s?
Where?
Where the fuck is it Valve?

nth for archived 9k stream

>inb4 mac-fag

yes

What's the best hero for someone with autism?

slark

>twitch chat

fucking kill yourself before you turn 17 kid.

huskar

wait when the hell did RTZ hit 9k? Didn't he drop to 7.5k after he had a mental breakdown?

i had to, for old times

Dragon Knight

Tinker probably, maybe NP too

don't ever reply to my posts again kid.

pssh nothing personal

>Nahaz trying to be a coach

Why is there a Dragon Knight, but no Knight Dragon?

done
its been a while but ok
done
the hardest challenge you have asked of me.

>Nahaz comes back and slaps his notepad down on the table

he got it a month or so ago. He was playing in EU servers while in Turkey and spammed a lot of TB, Anti-Mage, and Invoker.

>that one hero you really enjoy playing, but you shit the bed with them in every game
what's her name?

winston

coL coaches: Old Man Nahaz
Sec coaches: Aui_2EarthshakerSlammaJammaTi5, Bilbo "bulba" "dragonslayer" Kanishka Sosale, Theeban "1337" Siva

its not even fair

I can't stop imagining him yelling at his team just like in that spergout in mafia

shut the fuck up

speaking from experience, I'd say lion, sniper, ogre, zeus or drow

bob

he likes the jungle

he dislikes dumbfucks that make reddit posts like yours

>The favorites among the participants are Evil Geniuses and Team Secret, two lineups that recently underwent major roster swaps and a long gantlet run through the TI Open Qualifiers. While both teams handily cleared the bar to make it to The International, they won't be competing against random teams from the NA and EU servers this weekend; instead, they'll be competing at a higher level against teams that were invited or have already been vetted through a regional qualifier

>There are formidable challengers for the StarLadder title, however: Fnatic, the Southeast Asian champs who had a similar tough run through the Qualifiers, and Natus Vincere, who are fresh off a fourth-place finish at The Summit. The former will be looking to get some more experience against unfamiliar opponents, especially among the lower-tier American squads

>Call teams winning through TI qualifiers as not a big deal
>Then make fnatic seem as big deal despite having issues in the weakest qualifier

baka

Reminder that nahaz is PAID for his """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""coaching""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Is meme carry Abaddon still the way to go?

If so what is his carry build?

Post THAT webm.

>TI5 winner+TI5 winners coach
Who can stop them now?

Is BSJ also coaching them?

...

all of their """""conversations""""" probably go down like this

youtube.com/watch?v=7fBfmPENyK0

It would actually be better, you know. He's 7,5k mmr.

>I'm telling you guys tiny has a 80% winrate vs x
>dude nahz we're not picking tiny he's gonna get fucked
>THE STATS SAY TINY IS THE PICK

>Wake up
>s4 is on the same planet as me
what do

do you think nahaz "forces his picks" into swindlezz "meta"?

thats lewd user

>pick Tiny
>lose

>see Nahaz exasperatingly slam his stats book on the table behind the stream couch

leave the planet

it should be illegal to outdraft this hard

okay...

what the fuck is this draft even

>dazzle huskar

Col are tilted as fuck.

for which team senpai

clue us in to your autism

Both teams?
Non ult Stun?

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huskar about to feed horribly

what website is this?

I'm guessing your responding to

>ET has a stun
>Disruption cancels TPs
>Morph has stun

wtf you talking about non-ult stun

>alpine ursa

Alpine Ursa is more fitting cosmetic with regards to guidelines and old art style than current hats.

Fuck Valve.

TOURNAMENT MODE NO HATS WHEN

>RTZ mad as fuck
everytime, god i love Artour

this is r/d2g

how did he do 400 damage

Alpine ursa makes a lot more sense now considering the new cosmemetics

nice runes

How honeypot is Slavladder?

Not reliable enough

huskar turned off his armlet to toggle but gyro had rockets up so he died

>tfw I was almost dumb enough to post this

huskar fucked up his armlet toggle

>TI in less than a month
Extremely.

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Right when I think of bear warriors I think of lederhosen

SWNL

baffled

>URSA mid vs. HUSKAR+IO
What did PPY mean by this?

>EE

that pizza looks good tho

2HRD

>this is a 10/10 pizza in America

when will rubick become a 325+ ms hero?

>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pizza""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

??
Even ppd confirmed that there is no such thing as hiding strats. When is d2g catching up with others memes?

what if IO empower had a toggle so it turned on by itself whenever you or your tether took damage?

>sure goy, I'm totally not scheming!

it has a small cooldown but would be cool if aghs removed it and did that

rofl

I'm sure the teams at the summit gave it their best for they 40k first place

>EE 3 strength

Post THE webm

>ppd

Opinion discarded.

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