New Ride

Got this Saturday. Lovin them 45 mpgs.

>$9700 for this brand new 2015 Mirage ES 5 speed thanks to massive Mitsu discounts.

>Standard climate control, bluetooth, usb, aux, cruise control, foglights and power most everything else.

>45 mgs thanks to 3 cyclinder engine, 2,000 lb curb weight and barebones special snowflake Thailand-built design.

>5 year/60k bumper to bumper warranty and 10 year/100k powertrain.

Other urls found in this thread:

carcomplaints.com/Toyota/Corolla/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Meh.

>mitsushitty

At least it's not purple. :3

Why????
It's SOOOOO shitty

Does your purse match?

Not a bad DD econobox, too new to talk about it's reliability but I hope you checked the warranty for coverage on wear parts like the clutch.
At least it gets to from A to B for little money. Not much space for groceries tho.

>Not a bad DD econobox
Yes it is

I love it. Most people that own one do.

One of the biggest discrepancies of 'professional' reviewers and people that actually own the cars that I've seen.

What if it turns out to be the next Geo Metro?

>appliancecar.jpg

pretty good deal on it though i guess. would be a decent dd, and since you didn't break the bank on it you could theoretically get something a little more fun as well

Those are also terrible.
A 90s corolla is superior to both the metro and a brand new shitsubishi.

Op here.

It probably will be and I hope it is.

Gas can't stay $2/gal forever and when it goes back to $3.50-$4.00 she'll hold her value even better.

>warranty
Mitsu is going bankrupt so good luck with that warranty.

>5 year/60k bumper to bumper warranty and 10 year/100k powertrain
Here's how it will go: "those transmissions grind from the factory," "burning one quart of oil per 500 miles is within factory specifications," "the radiator and water pump are not part of the drivetrain," "they all shimmy over 65 mph"

Is that a 5 speed manual or automatic?

Burning oil is perfectly fine if it sticks to smog regulations, makes oil changes easier. Just run the thing lean from time to time to clean out the cylinders.

>90s corolla

Have you ever bothered looking at Craiglist? Early 90 models are very expensive with high miles

Name one car that is better

Oil issue is a problem for all small engine cars

>Mitsubishi
>a car company
You're aware that they're primarily heaviest of the heavy industry right? Tanks, factories, shipyards, that kinda thing?

separate subsidiaries go bankrupt all the time

>Name one car that is better
Mercedes c63 amg

Mitsu had a record sales month in March. Best in over 10 years.

>corolla
>expensive
Nigga you smoking crack
>Oil issue is a problem for all small engine cars
No it's not. You're just a tard.

are you the same guy with the purple mirage?

They are selling all of their inventory at blowout prices before the bankruptcy.

Oil consumption is an issue for 1998+ Corollas though. Especially the ones with the 1ZZ

>Especially the ones with the 1ZZ
They were only 1ZZs
Only 98 to 03 had an issue.
It's easy to make it stop or lessen
Stop dramatacizing a small issue

kill yourself, mitsubishit shill

Do you put cocks in your mouth at night with this car?

>>expensive

Craigslist doesn't lie unless you want to show me a salvaged titled corolla with headgasket issues

All small cars burn oil

>It's easy to make it stop or lessen
How?

>All small cars burn oil
No they dont

>They were only 1ZZs

Also the 4A-FE's; the issue is a problem in all small cars because the final drive ratio is not suitable for 80mph speeds

I would have bought a 90s Lexus and spent the rest of the money on gas and repairs 2bh if I were you.
The end result would be a more powerful, respectable and luxury car.
>inb4 muh em pee gees
You blew 10k on this thing, I'm pretty sure you could just buy a Lexus or similar for 3-5k and spend the rest on gas and repairs and it would still be cheaper than this POS mitsu

Manual the only auto is a cvt

>No they dont

Can you name me one small engine that didn't burn oil?

Thinner oil. Detergents. Problem lessened if high miles.
Solved if low miles.
There are many cases of them going into the 300k mile range with thinner oil.
Since the issue was holes a bit too small to drain past oil control rings.

I guess the oil consumption issue in the mid 2000s was in the Camrys. The 2AZ-FE had problems with the valve stem seals, also stripped bolts in the block if the car overheats.

That spike in 2009 tho

carcomplaints.com/Toyota/Corolla/

>respectable and luxury car.

That's the Avalon; Lexus marquee has turned into a massive joke since all the minorities( basketball americans, jungle asians, and spics) all want the 'luxxxreeeeeeee'...

>Also the 4A-FE's
Nope
>Can you name me one small engine that didn't burn oil
Most of them.
Pic related (4AC) doesn't burn oil and those are all 80mph highway miles.
You fuckers are ignorant.

Yeah the piston rings holes were too small, caused a ton of problems. So if you use oil thinner than the recommended it helps?
5w-30 is recommended right?

>Detergents

How's that going to solve the problem of the improper ratios at higher speeds? At 70mph these engines are burning

All of Toyota smaller engines have oil burning issues

Sorry I'm from Europe so I wasn't aware.
Y'all get what I'm trying to say though.

>mitsubishi shill convieniently ignoring mitsubishi

You can still have a high mileage car with a oil burning engine

My god you're stupidity is staggering

>can't read
DOES NOT BURN OIL

Jesus, another one?

Without doubt one of the 3 worst new cars on the market you could buy right now

Don't waste your time, OP's head is so far up his ass it's starting to peek from his mouth.

Go samefag your own threads with 'self help' guides on financing

> you're
Oh the ironing

>ironing

Also one of the three cheapest.

God we have 2 used 2015's on our lot right now, and they are sooooooooo fucking terrible. The only way we will ever sell is that they will be the only thing we can get someone approved on because they are new, cheap, and low mileage.

God being in one was like getting in a time machine back to a late 90's Hyundai

At least I give good advice

Shit is cheap too, doesn't make it any good

the circle of life

So what is fucked about them and why can't you get it fixed under warranty?

>nd they are sooooooooo fucking terrible

Because you have a hard time switching gears? A bit more unforgiving with the clutch

Warranties have never done anything? Why bother with them. It's a simple 5 speed car the problem is that it will require a clutch job at 120,000 miles or so depending on user

see

Haha, it's not a matter of getting anything fixed. The car simply has no redeeming qualities other than being cheap.

-Horrible 3cyl engine that's noisy and intrusive no matter what the speed

-Spine destroyingly harsh ride (literally 3 miles of test driving one on I-40 was enough to never want to be in one again)

-Steering that feels like it came off a riding lawn mower

-Lowest of low quality interior material and shitty fit and finish to boot

-Everything else in it's class is better at only a marginal increase in price.

How fat are you? I bet you look like one of the circus clowns that drives the tiny car

I'd be more worried about the engine and electrical issues. Not to mention cosmetic ones like paint going bad prematurely, interior wear and tear.
Also weather seals leaking and the like.

LPG is simply calling a turd a turd. If you're offended, try doing some research before you buy.

Nissan versa is complete shit though as well

>Horrible 3cyl engine

That's the point of the 3cyl?

>Spine destroyingly harsh ride

But the car is not running on ultra low profile tires? Coupled with a very simple suspension.

>Steering that feels

You mean minimal? Less pampered? Less obtrusive

>low quality interior material
Take your generic cliche answers somewhere else

>Everything else in it's class is better

Like?

Americans are fat in nature; meaning most likely you are also fat

>Nissan versa is complete shit
No one in their right mind would dispute that. But so what?

>engine and electrical issues.

It's a simple 5 speed 3cyl engine with a 5 speed? Its a bare minimal car. It doesn't have the lethargic or problematic automatic

>paint going bad prematurely

Paint issues are usually a cultural issue; it's either the owner never bothered to wash the car or heavy on the drive thru detergents

Yeah but LPG is a turd giving turd advice? Same logic

But it is slightly LESS shit than a Mirage

>That's the point of the 3cyl?
No the point of a 3 cylinder is to be economical. Doesn't mean it has to be harsh, loud, and unrefined. the 1L 3 cylinder in the Fiesta manages to be economical while being quiet, smooth, and refined

>But the car is not running on ultra low profile tires? Coupled with a very simple suspension.
So? The ride is still devastatingly uncomfortable, other cars with simple suspension and tires manage not to be

>You mean minimal? Less pampered? Less obtrusive
No, as in it it feels barely connected to the car. Go hop on an old John Deere lawn tractor, you'll catch on

>Take your generic cliche answers somewhere else
Couldn't even come up with a troll rebuttal for me on that one? I am disappointed

>Like?
Fiesta
Rio
Versa (not by much)
Sonic (not by much)
Fit
Accent
Yaris


>Yeah but LPG is a turd giving turd advice? Same logic
The Mirage is a turd you only buy because it's all you could afford or you did absolutely no research before you bought it, that simple.

>Fiesta
>Rio
>Versa (not by much)
>Sonic (not by much)
>Fit
>Accent
>Yaris
Is that in order of preference (top to bottom?)

I'd be embarrassed to drive that, tbqhwyf.

Yaris with hybrid is literally GOAT

No, listed in no particular order.

If you wanted them in order of my personal preference top to bottom, that would be:

Fiesta
Fit
Yaris
Accent/Rio
Versa
Sonic
Mirage

>Doesn't mean it has to be harsh

You do understand that a 3cyl is not capable of such a smooth response?

>1L 3 cylinder in the Fiesta

You mean the same Ecoshit engine that turns itself into a grenade? I hope its not

> as in it it feels barely connected to the car

You mean how it feels heavy? That's because it uses a simple steering mechanism

1. Echoboost shilling
2. It's a Hyundai
3. Versa is fine but the Note platform fetches a higher premium
4.sonic is shit
5.Older fits command used premium and new models are just shit
6. Recommending more Hyundai's
7. Now im trying to understand why you would recommend a Yaris. Even though the car behaves similarly to the Mirage

>The Mirage is a turd
>LPG stalls mirage
>blames the car and not the driver
>muh feels
>please finance my shit

dude....you're not even a good troll. like, just stop. it would be lulzy if you were actually any good at this but you aren't

Still surprised people still recommend the Ecoshit engines from Ford

If you want something that would definitely shit itself

Fiesta's got you feelin a bit salty m8?

>Sucks on LPGs salty man juice
>Knows exactly what salty is


Anyway, the eco engines are very well known for its Chrysler like reliability

>Anyway, the eco engines are very well known for its Chrysler like reliability
citation needed