/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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>Previously on /xivg/!

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ceeg beeg

xth for dont forget to feed squiddy-chan today

Midlander boyfriends

Tomo BP

who ceeg beeg, i need to eleiminate ebins..

otps?

me x dying

All girls are boys

xth for futa and traps are gay

myse bp
megu bp
fethi bp
bm bp
biskoi bp
moni bp
rina bp
lemon bp
analogy bp

Guys*

me x __________

tfw cant sleep

Sometimes I wonder why Smol doesn't get kanchoed by a slutty Mithra while he has aggro.

Why are you trying to sleep at 9 AM?

xth for collars are great

You can stop posting now Jaiba.

Palace of the Dead x Nuclear Bomb

xth for adventure and dumb hats

come and play with me on odin!

xth for I've never seen so many pathetic autistic fags in one thread before.
You guys beat out Tera general.

i'm not
i couldn't sleep, therefore i am up at 9am

no

Not here at the moment, please leave a message!

y-you too

terag is dead, of course we win

>Grumpy Guffs trying to stare at nothing while Liora gazes at them lovingly
Your poor waifu

Hello.

I'm not sure who that is since this is my first day on the general, but okay.

*pets*

go to bed :3

cute
don't wear that revealing stuff please..

Why wouldn't you ordinarily be awake at 9 AM? Gotta be up early to enjoy the end of the heatwave and the coming rain

You know the funny thing is that it could be worse. This general, surprisingly, isn't the worst on the board

...

rare meria memes

please post elk (moonie)

Blocky Fingers Blowkissemote

please kill yourself.

See, you say that but

I imagine that's the face you make when i put ur big fat croc tail in ur bumbum

Going to bed soon. Any requests to finish off the first great night? Just happy to be here.

Threads like /sc2g/, /fgg/, /4ccg/, and /srg/ might as well be disqualified from the running since shit threads like them were the reason Veeky Forums was made. At the very least /xivg/ is the worst simply because we're stuck with Paks. Even if he leaks out and fucks with other generals occasionally to stalk people from here, /xivg/ is the thread that reeks of his piss the most.

Please stop forcing yourself.

>naked while out in the open

That's just Elk trying to fabricate popularity for himself.

Pretty autistic if you ask me. But fair enough. Now what about this shit?

me x m@eus purple c@

thank
i guess ill stop....

What about your mom, faggot?

>waiting for you to come sit on my lap

>being this autistic about the general's quality at 5 am

General faggotry. Fags being fags, etc...
Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending this thread at all. It probably is the worst general on Veeky Forums.

I'm just having a good time, pal.

Go back to cat pls

Just sucks we have to put up with this bullshit. I wish all these fags would just fuck off to other forums to further their shitty erp stories and "uguu i'm cute" responses and baiting.

>being this autistic about someone badmouthing the thread at 3:51 am

July 25th

Nah, even that shit's tame. It's pretty bad, but there are worse generals

Well, you're not entirely wrong but at least he's somewhat easy to ignore. Other generals have issues far beyond some dude really holding grudges and reminding you of the grudges he holds onto. Even the ERP posting here is tamer than legitimate real life attention whoring. Not that this general hasn't had its fair share in the past.

Nah vitagen and ksg are still worse

>ksg
I was gonna say that but I haven't looked at it in a while. At least it doesn't reek of prison gay.

>being autistic and cowardly enough to not quote the person you're calling out
Go outside sometimes.

I've never even heard half of these names

youtube.com/watch?v=4Hg8_Jw7v2g

lalas must stay pure

because my sleeping pattern is fucked

i can't, someone might be coming over

i dunno it'd probably be this

probably because none of them matter

I appreciate that the MNK storyline at least gives you a few moments that make you feel and look badass.

Also Edda was kind of a fun fight to stay alive in as MNK after our healer kicked the bucket.

>149238178
going to have to work harder for that (You)

I like yellow on him, but does anyone have a color that might work better? He just looks like a tiny, angry Yield sign.

@149238264
>bet you're afraid of your own shadow

maybe possibly eventually

/pet

I'm here to save the thread

post lewd sluts

pic unrelated

Honestly the only thread I didn't list that I'd put over /xivg/ would be /mgg/. And again that's because of a single ultra autismo that spams non-stop.

ask again;
you wont

And why wouldn't I?

xth for Style

please post some pj/nightgown glim glams

WTB Fantasia on Gilgamesh, 4mil gil
This is the 5th one in two months.

>caring about the general's quality
Must be a Noponis Cain day

MNK is one of the few class/job questlines where you could actually be considered the protagonist of it. I think the worst must've been GLA because you didn't even need to be there for that questline. It's like someone took one of Ippiki's fantasies and wedged you in as a third wheel.

>Noponis "No Penis" Cain

Never stop pomping Shrek.

>namedropping noponis for no reason
must be a puttel is butthurt day

Please go you attention whore.

why did you censor out your name

cute moonies

do they do threesomes?

>caring about namedropping a faggot while simultaneously namedropping a faggot
Fagponis Cain everyone

These are all grown men, creating high school tier drama.

Grown fucking men. Indulging in High school tier drama.

What kind of autism would happen if we put you all in the same room IRL? Jesus.

What are you so angry about, friend?
Do you need help?

lots of spaghetti
and maybe a few corpses

Hopefully a gas chamber.

maybe

depends who you are

oink oink

no

so cute

dont be mean to squiddy-chan!

feed her instead

I usually go for the crescent moon nightgown, slippers and hat but the au ra hempen top is pretty cute!

post grown man drama

I need to stay up to date with the latest balmung gossip

/comfort

I sleep naked.

That's probably the best way of putting it. In a way a lot of the classes and jobs are about other people and you just happen to be there along for the ride watching other people be super important and providing the occasional bout of nodding or input.

Thanks to the laws of kung fu action MNK can't really ever end with anything except you being super badass and everyone else learning from you. I'm glad the writer(s) at least understood that.

Also as dopey as GLA was 50-60 PLD was just hilariously atrocious story-telling in general.