/owg/ - Overwatch General

dude weed lmao

>Are you telling me in a future where omnics exist, Australian internet would still suck?

I'd not at all be surprised if that was the case.

Why are Overwatch fans the worst

>xanax
>beer
>not Adderall

If you'd taken the correct drugs, you'd be at least 10 levels higher.

Why does everyone think the summer skins will be the worlds greatest skins ever?

soloq'd from 62 to 69 this morning.. Whats your excuse?

mate our internet is in the stone age, maybe by the time omincs have risen we'll get over 30kbps

>tfw 5980 overcoins
>tfw level 143
>tfw i haven't bought ANYTHING
>tfw i'm still hesitant even though i only REALLY wanna get like 2 legendaries and 2-3 epics because summer skins

what do i do

feel with me, my family

That's just the way Tumblr is, never look at the facts or find out any other possible reason besides the one that makes them look like a victim.

>hitting Level 101 right after Ana comes out
>all them fast Lootboxes
>first Ana drop is Shrike skin
Feels good.

>win hard fought ranked game
>was playing lucio the whole time
>"oh boy i bet ill rank up from this!"
>get a little chode of elo not enought to rank up
>mfw

no fuck you puta

My game just updated, what is happening?

They really need to get rid of the underdog system. It only fucks you over

What if ranked worked more like League?

>what is patch notes

Imp Mercy bulge buff

>Be console peasant
>Try out the updated game this morning
>tfw D.Va finally got gud

>assuming im a puta and not a puto

CICICISSEESSSXIIITTTT OPPRESSHIOM

>you could have been born in th eOverwatch universe
>you could have been a cool super hero
>you could have fought in a worldwide war with robots

>but you were born in this universe
>at this time
>with these fucking people

HANZO AT YOUR SERVICE

>why is he able bodied
>why is he neurotypical
>why is he straight
>why is he male
>why is he cisgendered
>why does he exist on the gender binary
>why isn't he a muslim

I have over 300 ping in every game I've joined.

>These people think that being good at murdering and soldiering is all it takes to lead a multinational defense strategy

Mother fucking lol these are the same people that think Army generals are really good, highly promoted door kickers.

Give it to me slave.

aussie confirmed

>New D.VA Defense Matrix counters Soldier76 and Hanzo hard
>Let's nerf them either way
>Bastion is the only true counter against Reinhardt
>Ana's ult allows Reinhardt to face take his damage, making him even more irrelevant
B R A V O B L I Z Z A R D

McCree got another nerf, Zaryas personal shield no longer charges her when hit, new character Sombra who is a Tank/turret hybrid character.

EXPECT NOTHING less

>what is mcree
>what is genji
>what is tracer

Ana is easily assasinated, by heroes who easily bypass D.va. Also defence matrix can't stop a roadhuuk, but roadhuuk removes defence matrix, oh snap.

>using Anas ult on Reinhardt when Reaper exists

Yep.

I think I understand why Junkrat is insane.

am i good yet

always thought he said "expect nothingness"

i'm sorry for offending xie's feelings. i am a shitlord

...

Is it me or do you not even have to aim with Hanzo?

1-3: legendary for Reinhardt
4-6: legendary for tracer
6-9:legendary for ana
0: soldier 76

>buying skins now when summer skins are just around the corner

you have to aim, but not where other heroes do.

What if those skins suck?

>summer skins
what is this meme

>headcannon

Put a cannon to your head and off yourself tumblr

alright then, gonna wait for summer skins

>(very, very white)

kek

Ster's developer stream confirmed skins are coming before the end of the summer, also Pharah, Hanzo, and Lucio aren't amputees.

...

>tfw starting to git gud with reinhardt
>tfw protecting your friends
>tfw wanna buy a legendary or epic of his
>tfw new skins any time between now and sept 22nd

i just wanna lead the charge into glorious battle...

These people are really stupid.

reaper dindu nuffin
he a gud boi
he jus need mo moni fo dat blackwatch
da overwatch iz rayciss an shieet

Threadly reminder that rankings and match-making are broken and don't actually reflect skill.

>Tfw want to try out Ana but too obsessed with my winrate and don't want a boring game with a team of 3 Anas.

I've barely been aiming and I'm usually one shooting other guys. Sometimes I'm not even on target and I'll get the kill. Maybe his projectiles are too big or something

Try her out in a custom game with bots. Just to get a feel for her.

t. rank 34

>nobody's near our team but suddenly I take huge damage and die out of nowhere
>what
>kill cam is a Genji running up to our Bastion, pressing E, and then getting three kills while the Bastion just keeps on shooting
How could this still be happening at rank 60

Do we have a specific date for when new skins are dropping? Or just some vague "after the first season" answer?

>Always play Zenyatta
>All these Ana's now mean that my healing is actually welcome because half of them don't even fucking shoot teammates.

the inclusion of Ana is the greatest thing to happen for me.

When?

They used to be even bigger until this patch.

Before the summer ends. According to the dev stream.

are these the same people, bots, or friends with no sense of individuality?

Why can't I select which AI I want to play against in a custom game?

SUKUMIZU D.VA

youtube link for those who can't into nicovideo
youtube.com/watch?v=NYoYj9w87ys

I really don't know, I've never had that happen to me. I train against hard Zenyattas in koth maps with skirmish quite often.

Try letting it do its thing with recommended and then changing each entry it craps out afterward.

Probably playing at a cyber cafe.

>Hero you thought you'd play the most prior to release
>Hero you play the most now

Pharah
Zarya

I honestly didn't think I'd ever play Zarya much, and that feeling felt confirmed when I tried her out in practice in beta and thought she was shit. How wrong I was.

I've always had a very limited list. only like eight characters
like I cannot pick Zarya for some reason?

Roadhog
Roadhog

Edit dialogue doing the same. Is this just me, or a brand new shiny feature with this update just now?

reaper is not a nigger, you dumb nigger

I got rank 47 from placement matches, does that mean I will get 47 of those purple points for golden skins?

>play toblerone
>setup
>pharah spamming I NEED ARMOR I NEED ARMOR
>mfw this happens everytime
do people not understand that people need to die before i can collect scrap

No, that means you're in the bottom 30-40% of Overwatch players.

>I give them an understood and go on my merry way.

It'll be done when it's done.

why is junkrat topless

>That first game after reaching a new rank where you need a win to create a buffer.

you have 0 points

Tracer
Zarya

disregard that I suck cocks
restart fixed it

if you hit the healing button, the response is different for what class you play. if you are a healer it says 'i need healing.' if you are symettra it says "i need shields', and 'i need armor' for torb.

so they aren't actually asking for armor necessarily

just spam "AFFERMATIV" back at em

>D.Va
>Reinhardt

Might change now that D.Va's gotten her buffs though. I just love the MEKA so much.

>implying blacks wuzn't everybody except white devils

Soldier 76/Lucio
Zarya/Reaper

In the beta I didn't know how she worked so I didn't play her that much, but now after what a friend told me and watching tutorials I now play her a lot because she's so much fun, getting that MAXIMUM CHARGE and saving teammates left and right.

In the beta I played Lucio A LOT but I wasn't really good with him.

I also play Reaper but that's because I played Scout in TF2 so I know how to put dem meatshots.

Also headshot meatshots.

>Masayoshi Soken plays D.Va
based

Maximum kek

>no reason given
>it must be racism
>not the fact that Reaper was head of Blackwatch and the world knowing about that whole thing would be a really bad thing

Do you guys still get stuck on loading screens in ranked mode after today's patch? I'm afraid to try...

Possibly. It's pretty annoying how some people don't understand heroes that they don't play.