Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Man, PL sure has improved his posture

Congrats dude, and fuck you

Where's this OD porn i was promised?

You know it

BASED VALVE SHILL AT IT AGAIN

>No /d2g/ carry to support

what's your favorite hero in the current meta and why?

pic related

seeing people go into panic mode after earth splitter connecting to multiple heroes is priceless

But Blizzard stole warhammer.

espn.go.com/esports/story/_/id/17120944/riot-games-hold-meeting-teams-discuss-lane-swap-changes
>Valve will NEVER EVER talk to team about abandoned offlanes
feels good man

what's this called since it's not furry
scaly?

>high skill
>aghs
shut up

>being this jelly
It's ok, friend.

WHY CAN I SEE HER BREAST?
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

post your id qt

>Normal Skill
BASED PSG POSTER

eh, ive been had that. the other set that you can use with it looks really meh as well and the lightning bolt immortal doesnt go well with it either

i love me some zeus but they really let the arcana go to waste on him with the stuff they have released since

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

i honestly thought this is a new HoN or LeL champ or something until i read its supposed to be PA

OD. Because he's hot and I love astral prisoning lc every time she tries to duel someone

wiat et has an ahgs upgrde

ITS OKAY VALVE SHILL BUT IT'S 2016

ALTHOUGH 'JELLY' IS IN COMPANY DIRECTIVES YOU SHOULD USE LINGO THAT'S A BIT MORE UP TO SPEED

wont stop them from sueing you

>original idea, do not steal

>current meta
>in 2k

lel

jesus
what a fucking mess this game and company are

>still this mad jelly

It's neither, although you could argue it's furry due to Harbinger's lower half of his body.
t. scaly loving fag, not the autist that spammed porn last thread

normal skill games are party games

>He knows

what the fuck nigger that looks pretty decent

Support me~

i mean i dont think it looks bad but i also think it could have been so much better. im sure valve will release better stuff in the future though. i will literally buy anything zeus related cause he is my favorite hero so i guess ill find out eventually

>you will never bury your face in that hot sweaty muscular ass and give OD a reach around

>t. Valve employee wanting us to buy levels

Demon porn maybe? I've always classed as close to scaly because there's a lot of mixing there

>tfw no d2g boyfriend to support not only in game but in real life as well

I'm sure you'll find someone, it's called d2gay after all.

get on steam you poop

I know
Why live?

>tfw no d2gbf to support me

I-I am on steam

>tfw 8 win streak
>tfw will soon have 54% winrate again
fucking forced 54

post id daddy ;w;

you are but you need to get online

What are you playing on steam?

>go jungle
>get farm
>go lane
>don't get farm
???

You post yours you slut, youre the power bitch here

Learn to last hit

>Team constantly trying to go into teamfights without me while I'm farming

How am I supposed to last hit when bane keeps hitting me for 60+?

>play in my 3k account
>never get farm in lane because dual lanes everywhere and all the enemy does is dive and harass
>play on my 5k account
>get freefarm because defensive trilanes everywhere and offlaner has to jungle

>team initiates 3v5 fight on enemy controlled area, we even have a better lategame and don't need to force fights at the moment
>rageping two remaining teammates and cry for reports on them

What characters are you playing that bane of all characters is giving you trouble

when you figure that out, you'll stop being 3k.

Yeah, demon sounds like it, or close to it.

next patch when?

dota

b-b-but i'm already online!

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198107504031/

I must counterbalance this clean art

well duh, you calibrate again until you get into higher meme tier bracket where both team's carries get solo lane since teammates are jungling and/or roaming pretending to be useful

OD is a futa though

poor
mans
shield
and
sustain
items
on
a
hero
that
can
reliably
tank
hits
such
as
tidehunter
you
nigger
cunt

>khanzeal
Youre tricking me, are you? Ahahhaha

Why is we the secret shop website is still in maintenance?
Can valve get their shit together please.

I reject your abomination. OD is all male

those nipples are shit tier

no ;_;

yeah team probably likes that you picked tide into safelane core farmer role

Fucking futafags. Harbinger is male.

Tell me d2g, how to become a dotard?

>SAFELANE
>GETTING ZONED OUT
UH IDK NIGGER PICK JUG OR DK OR SOMETHING IF ITS THAT BAD

>There are actually people out there who consider zeus their favorite hero

huh
the world is truly a strange place

Damn right he is

Good luck!

whats wrong with zeus? you rtun around and blow people the fuck up while being able to deward and kill people globally while giving vision and stopping blink

Some people actually enjoy playing techies
I'm pretty sure it's mental illness

you weeabos are so fucking weird

and why does anime has anything to do with dota? what brings you people in here?

Can't believe I used to complain about animefags, now I find it cute and the only thing I hate is nonwhites

>dota 2 general

you too armaa

They're fake weebs thats why they use the exact same pictures over and over again

>and stopping blink

user..........

>be 2k
>you're playing slark and ogre dual lane vs viper and veno, ogre sits under the tower sapping your xp
>absolutely no tp reactions when enemy mid got haste and surprise ganks you

>be 5k+
>you're playing slark, and you're given free lane after your support rubick and AA zoned out the enemy beastmaster who decided to fuck off to jungle
>instant triple tp reaction on first sight of trouble

no wonder why trenchies find jungle farming appealing, its not like anyone even bothers to harass you there

>ult doesnt stop blink

i mean maybe if you are a shitter and cant into game sense

North-eastern yellow are honorary whites

>be 3k
>try to jungle
>enemy team drafts bounty or riki to come rape you for the first 15m

sapping xp is only half of the issue

they'll take your last hits too, effectively turning your safelane into a try lane.

Pretty much this, they do it to rile people up for attention.

no that's true but you're taking things out of context entirely

this is actually true and that's why you should go mid or pick heroes that are unbeatable late game like medusa, slark

on very low mmr games*

;)

>timbersaw is balanced
t. braindead morons

>checked the general
>it's as dead as the game
TI6 fucking when