/ink/ - Splatoon General

^_^ I'm going to find you and fucking kill you 10 times like you just did.
we were winning the whole fucking match how did we lose the last ten seconds

It's been pretty even so far for me, last match we even won with exactly 50.0%

>aeroshitter with 0/5 k/d
aaargh

I'm gonna miss these night maps, they're so cool looking.

iktf
>want to stay up until the fest starts
>lay down in bed for cozy shitposting
>end up falling asleep with the lights on and my clothes and watch on
>wake up
>eyes hurt
>wrist hurts
>back hurts
fuck me

same exact thing happened to me

Dont get old.

Damn

>last second comeback
>it's un and not them
yes

Hell's bells, I need a "I can't see squit" macro, because I'm apparently unable to hit anything at the moment.

does anyone have some good dual squelcher images

2 (two) fucking saboteurs in the team, ffs I'm getting salty.

ggs niccolo! not sure if you even browse this thread anymore, though
sorry about the squidbag... I couldn't help myself

pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=デュアルスイーパー&abt=y

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>46.0% - 46.1%

Nuts. At least it was a mirror.

I'm getting paired up often with the same people, in my team and the one I'm against.

People just standing at spawn?

thank you!

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>tfw both Splatooniverse AND splatapi.ovh are shutting down their sites after Splatfest because they no longer play

Splatoon is really dying, huh? ;_;

Will splatoon.ink die soon too?

fucking hate that my team can't do fuck shit when I die.

Literally who AND Literally who

I wish I could git gud at charging, it's so much fun when you're doing well.

Also where have all the Callie players gone?

Yourope is mostly Callie? America is mostly Marie?

how the fuck did this guy manage to get 0/5 with the fucking dynamo

I've never heard or either of those sites. care to give an explanation?

So far.

I like to do a quick double 180 to throw a sprinkler behind me first thing on kelp, makes me feel mlg.

what's squid party?

>last splatfest
>remember nintendo ruined splatfests by adding matchmaking to it
>regular games are filled with samefag tryhard japs

good riddance to bad rubbish

Everybody squidbagging and booyahing and not fighting.

Is this the first time the splatfest shirt has been a hoodie? They best be selling these.

What? It's not a hoodie.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHWRW NOT GOING TO FUCKING WIN
WHEN THE
EARO
THE AEROMEME LEECH FUXKING ROACH FAGGIT
IS FUCKING ASS DEEP IN OUR TIRF
GET THE FUUCK OBER HER
E
CMON CMON

FUCK YOU "BigGamer" b

So is Marie more popular in higher ranks? I only just started playing but I'm S+ and my only games have been Marie mirrors.

>making yourself miserable by playing

i played five games and lost all five

and decided fuck it

like i said before ever since match making was added to splatfests, their quality fell off of a fucking cliff

it was better when they mixed all of the players together

Oh, I'm just seeing things because of the ink pack blending in.

How's everyone doing? Just reached royalty for Callie.
Seemed like 80% win-rate on my end. Is that the general vibe for Team Callie so far?

I'm having numerous Callie mirrors too.
It's really tied up right now as far as I can tell, there are some powerful Marie players in S+.

Callie fans you disappoint me and the object of your affections. The 2nd last match before getting King I played against hackers. Sliding around the stage at unusual speeds and over enemy ink. It's all that much sweeter that we beat them

That seems to be about right.

The 1200s were hell. Everything after i won 3/4 the time

I wish I could keep this shirt.

not ninty's fault you're a shitter
that shit post of mine is describing one loss potions several wins.
>another loss
perhaps I spoke too soon
still having a blast, though, win or loss. these calliefags are top notch

Bullshit. I've ran into a few sliding, and teleporting, Marie fans. You're just like Marie. No honor.

same for me though there are have been some really fucking shitty players in my team fro time to time

good

Please don't fight!

You're the only constant.

>decide to take an elitre and see if I get towers
>yup, lock down mid from the meme position
>no opponents even leave their turf
>lose 35.2% - 50.7%

What the fuck.

Marie fans are a bunch of SAVAGES!

youtube.com/watch?v=3oEWA7UglB4

I had atleast 65% winchance as mariefag

fucking shitters in my team, how the fuck did we lose when I annihilated the whole enemy team twice.

Noooo, Marie is cute!

Callie is sweet.

they respawned?

what are you trying to imply?
all these wins can't be because of me alone. I have to give these calliefags credit

i'm not sure if i can finish this and play splatfest without fucking up my wrist really badly
how are the matches in A+?

Or both sides are shitting in up since ot's the final waifu war

Marie is also sweet!

>Marie
>sweet
She's a bitch.

Well this is a step from the usual cute stuff. Still, stunning.

Dunno about the lower ranks, but S+ is pretty even.

I went into this Splatfest expecting to play my favorite maps, but I just keep getting Moray every single round. Fuck this, I'm done.

Be honest, /ink/.

Callie team is not doing well, is it?

Only in America! Everywhere else she is lovely!

No not really
Team Marie is kinda murdering them

I've lost 2 of my matches against Calliefags because one of them gets behind us and we end up losing in the last 30 seconds. And of course it's on Moray so we can't get anywhere in a reasonable amount of time.

I'm A and it's been pretty even for me.

I'm doing great. I have losses here and there, but all the Marie teams I'm fighting have less than 1700 power while mine have more.

Please keep in mind you are split up into brackets. what is your power/rank?

>dc from the dream team
I'm gonna miss those two brush fags
I'm doing absolutely beautifully. every loss felt like it was partly my fault

>3 rollers on my team
>3 aeromeme on their team
>we still lose
shitters...

I still haven't turned on the game.

S+.

>just want to play splatfest all day
>friends want to go to some douchey restaurant and spend lots of money

You have all day tomorrow, too.

Go to the restaurant. eat Octopus
Feel better

thanks, although this isn't the first time i've drawn something a bit different booru.splatoon.ink/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=103
sweet, i've tried asking my cousins who are in B- and C-, but neither of them have played yet

I had more wins than losses. So, I think Callie is doing great.

Wooow... what is it meant to be?

Excellent points.

I'm gonna hang out until I get a good solid win though, this losing streak is depressing.

>all these AYO signs in European fest

What the fuck France

>*Madoka witch dungeon sound effect*

Team Callie is doing pretty well in the Bs and low As from what i can see. Don't know about the S ranks though.

Ayo and Oly have both better names and better dialogue than Callie and Marie.

I'm A- and Callie is doing pretty good, we still lose from time to time, but only because I didn't meet my dream team yet.

MARIE'S SOFT TUMMY

I keep losing to Callie teams in S+ because I keep getting clowns using brushes or jet squelchers and it ends up putting 15-1600 squads against 1800s.

Splatoon 2 on NX will save us.

>comm error