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g**k

nth

our girl...

imreading

remember the chess poster?
he stopped posting after i destroyed him last time lmao

jellydemon don't start

pd...

our guy...

miqueena is pretty old

>miqueena is pretty
word

do you want her to get bullied? she's streaming right now asking for.

i know she's still spying on me. i have proof. hours and hours of her streams backed up and cataloged.

i wont stop until she removes the hidden listening devices shes installed throughout my apartment.

but you never sent her a single message lol

why are you and her causing me grief and anguish? are you working together?

i'm in her chat =0

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I'm going to provide an opposing viewpoint and piss on this party. Note that what I say applies to virtually all SC2 casters, notable exception being RotterdaM, but basically, SC2's casting is shit and Wolf & Valdez just serves as an easy example:

They cannot call battles whatsoever and quite frankly I don't see a reason to ever do this before the battle is over but if you are going to do this at least do it right. Wolf being like "And Y is just absolutely smashing Y" while you're looking and you're being like "Ehh, not that isn't happening at all?" and then hey, Y just barely comes out ahead or X just barely comes out ahead, point is, no one "smashed" anyone in that battle. It's just so common that it becomes annoying.
Just in general time-filler-past-as-analysis-bullshit. They need something to talk about to fill time so they analyse shit but it's basically BS made up to sound like analysis. It's basically evolutionary psychology. Just come with some plausible explanations of events that may or may not be true while you can just as well come with the opposite and make it seem plausible.
These guys really overestimate the commitment of """all ins""", this is super common with casters which makes it seem like whenever they ladder they only do their typical "macro game" and simply don't have the experience to know just how much you are not "out of the game" after a relatively uneventful 10pool that only killed an SCV and cancelled a CC on the lowground. They talk about how the Zerg, who is up like 2 supply is totally dead and then the game transitions into a standard game. This happens like 5 times in a row and they still don't seem to get how much they exaggerate the commitment of "all ins", in my time the term "all in" meant pulling every single scv leaving no consideration for any future plan, but apparently attacking while making a CC behind it droning behind is nowadays an "all in" and this isn't just a quibble of semantics. They make it sound like whoever did the "all in" is dead with the game then transitioning into a fairly normal even game afterwards.

You gotta be right at least 60% of the time in order to continue to make "praedictions", tossing a coin does not a praediction make. I'm looking at Artosis more than Wolf of course. People call this a "curse", I call this just being bad at realising who is better at the moment and whose styles are favourable against whom.
Continued regurgitation of things that everyone says but just aren't true. Like this idea of "Mech can't replace siege tanks, bio can replace marines", that dates from BW where it actually did happen that Terran slowly made siege tanks and was expected to lose a very minimal amount of them saccing vults to keep them alive and would slowly grow a count through the game. If you actually watch SC2 you realize it doesn't happen like that at all. Siege tanks are constantly made and thrown away in SC2, SC2 mech is different. SC2 mech constantly loses tanks and reproduces them. It just doesn't work like that any more, you can reproduce tanks easily and these casters who regurgitate what they constantly hear while if you actually watch the game it just isn't true. Another thing is this repetition of Z being supposed to be ahead on supply. Yeah, in most cases, but they regurgitated it during the biomine vs muta/ling/bane era where Terran was typically ahead on supply if the game was even. Terran typically led like 10-20 supply and Zerg could still win. Mines and bio just cost way more supply than banelings. It was normal at the time. If you go tank/marine Z is obviously going to need more supply but they just regurgitated this mantra without understanding context and talked as if a "comeback" happened when Z was 20 pop behind and won anyway while that happened so often that at that point you have to start accepting that the game is even if Z is behind 15 supply against biomine.

jinho got 2nd place 22 times

whoa

General unwillingness to correct each other even when what someone says is simply factually wrong and the other guy knows it. One guy makes a clear numerical mistake, the other guy knows it, acts uncomfortable trying to steer the subject away but is unwilling to correct. Now this is where I always single out RotterdaM because he's the only high profile full-time caster that isn't a part time caster/progamer that has the fucking balls to correct his co-caster. Where do you think "I don't know kev..." comes from. BitterdaM was the casting duo that enjoyed a relationship of candour where they were willing to disagree and both have an alternative viewpoint on events as well as simply actually correct each other's facts when mistakes were made.
Neither Wolf nor Valdez actually has professional casting diction and voice control and most casters those. TotalBiscuit, Bitter and RedEye come to mind as some of the few professionals in this scene who actually sound professional-grade with their voice and they could probably land a job doing something similar outside of this scene where people have no connexion with them.
Edit: How could I forget the most important one when my name is [censored for safety reasons]:

Constant overhyping, "We are watching esports history bieng made guys!" every single GSL, I don't even remember what all that history was about, the only thing I remember is the phrase, it certainly did not go into the history books. Every player is amazing, every piece of micro is stellar and what not: this video really shows it from Wolf "Great storms!" which were complete wiffs. He's just programmed to say "great storms!" whenever a storm goes down. "Great emps", "great fungals" everything is great.

pick one you want read out loud

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*boots up a 2hu* >:D

*molests drunk women on a friday night at 3am*
ahh yes!!!!!!

*upload a waifu*
heh

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here you go

me next...

you're right actually you could probably make a soundboard out of the silly shit they say

he said women -_-

um......... what if i identify as a woman..................?

holy heck theres sc2 on the front page of reddit :O

we wouldn't know though because we don't use reddit :0

we all visit reddit friend =)

no we dont visit reddit

also we are watching bw right now

we are redditors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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idiot BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

i thought reddit was filtered

youtube.com/watch?v=s4pX53AqpUs

*boots up smartphone*
*fires up reddit.com*
heh home sweet home >:D

+1 me and I'll +1 you back twice

wow...

based roger stone epic trolling irl

*boots up a booter*
time to boot your website offline >:)

whats wrong with reddit?

Anons being asspained about nothing as always

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^ based phoneshitter surely knows what's up

you bet i do

youtube.com/watch?v=M-HP8y5ByA8

anyone sometimes fap to porn that isnt gookjapshit?

nah

why not

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what kind of fucking faggot 13 yo prepubescent little shitcunt voice is that?

Heavy smoking from the age of 15 upwards ruined my voice. Also, having an extremely shitty upload, microphone AND accent doesn't really help.

holy shit dude what am i even reading? use some grammar and sentence structure for fucks sake

DELET THIS SCARSCAR IS THE PUREST AND NOT FOR LEWD

>she will never look at you like that
Why even bother living? :(

nice hairline lmfao

i don't think you know what that word means

i think it means youre a bitch lol

having SEX (whoa) with a girl!!!!

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only bitch i see here desu senpai

>one extra result when i search for my post number
thanks >:)

imagine sickzii

>searching your post number
there are some unironical retards like these

>someone got so triggered by this they had to start seriousposting

it is way too hot outside

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To celebrate #SC2 turning 6, we're giving out Bonus XP, a new portrait, and cake!

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GET HYPE

>cake
BASED

i FUCKING hate summer FUCK

FUCK

back in the day i used to get on-average 3 +1's per post

+1
i wish it was cold again so i could wear a jacket and not look so fat...

based heromarine

I would play LotV if it was free to play...

What's a Rolster???

seolhyun is better than seulgi!

seolhyun does nothing for me

seulgi does nothing for me

you know what they should have given instead?
the nova missions :^)

2nd of august IIRC

oh sweet

why is twitch chat so redpilled
sure there are redditard cucks but the other half is shit youd see on /pol/
shouldnt we be discussing the latest attacks too

you'll just get timed out if you do

-1 and untrue

i love when a basement dweller virgin pretends to understand how the real world operates

>reading twitch chat
???

is that why youre doing it lmfao

>y-y-you t-t-too
stick to your gookposting, thanks

>gookposting
stop projecting shitskin

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epin

germans filming a movie?

downfall (2016)

hitler is back?

badadadadada!