Hey Veeky Forums, so I was at my mom's house today, and she told me about a mexican that uses the empty lot by her house to turn around, and pointed out the tire marks in the grass. sure enough, as I was dropping her off from dinner, i see the dude do it. what makes it worse is that this motherfucker is like 2 car lengths from the fucking cul-de-sac. now, i want to pop this guys tires, but of course i don't want it to look like it was an obvious trap. the grass in the lot is kept mowed, so it's not high. what are my best bets for tire penetration with bulletproof deniability?
pic related, blue square is where he parks, dots are his route.
Justin Martinez
It's not her lawn is it? It's shitty, yeah, but who gives a fuck?
Samuel Clark
not in her lawn, but it's ghetto as fuck and i want to pop his tires
Carter Reyes
Put a nail under a tire. It wont be flat until he drives over it in the morning. Do it one more time the next week. Never do it more than twice.
Cooper Jackson
i want to make a trap in the grass that he will drive over, so that he will slowly realize that driving in the grass is what's causing his flats
Landon Bell
Just break some glass and put it there
Teenagers will be teenagers, you feel?
Gavin Cruz
>hire mexicans to mow your lawn >get mad when they do it
Evan Scott
That's not gonna do shit though
Connor Perez
>implying I don't mow my own damn lawn Any red-blooded American who isn't a pansy nu-male should mow their lawn. If you're going to hire lawn guys, don't hire companies that use illegal labor.
Sebastian Williams
this
are you autistic or something?
I'm not supporting being a shitty driver, but if its not your property, it's not your problem.
stop being a beta cuck and confront him about it, instead of being a passive agressive child.
Robert Perry
Board with nails hidden under leaves. Dig a small patch of grass and place nail board there. Place grass back on top.
Wyatt Smith
I don't see the problem. Do you have vagina issues?
Aiden Rivera
man the fuck up and just ask the guy to stop if it bugs you so bad
Austin Fisher
Just vote for trump and get the guy kicked out of the country
Camden Davis
Is this really how Americans deal with social situations?
>Oh no, someone I live next to is doing something I don't like >I should sabotage their vehicle instead of talking to them like a nonautist
Nathaniel Myers
You know making man-traps is illegal, right?
Adam Reed
Get some wood and some concrete and make the curb really fucking high
Alternatively contact the owner of the lot
Alexander Nguyen
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Jaxon Rogers
Why does this anger you to the point of wanting to slash his tires?
I don't get it.
Ethan Carter
That's not a man trap.
Jacob Martinez
OP:
There might be something you can do, you can determine who owns the lot, tell them that someone is using their lot to routinely do turn arounds (i.e. traspassing) and then that person can seek legal action.
Ian Robinson
Dublin, Ohio here.
What's a Mexican ? Is that like a gardener? Ours are white kids.
Jaxson Taylor
It's not her lot, why the fuck do you or your mom even care? Knock on his door and ask him politely to stop if it offends you that badly for whatever autistic reason.
Ian Sanchez
wtf is deniability?
Bend two nails and weld them together at the bend to make caltrops
Spread dozens of caltrops in lot
You only will be suspected if you or your mom complained in the past
Alternately just soak it with your hose until it's such a mud pit he gets stuck in, or dig a ditch along the road "for drainage"
Aaron Evans
Are you quite certain you want to start a shit war with a Mexican?
Julian Cruz
Just torch his car
Eli Wood
I'm not OP I'm just answering his questions. Is he asking for some way to sabotage a lot so that it will all of a sudden start puncturing the guy's tires without arousing any suspicion? Because there ain't any.
Eli Diaz
Generally speaking, talking will at best only correct the situation for a short time. At worst, they'll say "fuck you" and do it more, knowing that you have no legal recourse and that if you then pursue other means they will be legally in the right and will use the system against you.
Say nothing. Correct the problem through other means.
Adrian Rogers
Then why are she-males/cross-dressers/trannys legal? Check mate.
Justin Lewis
Then put nails in the grass then. Or just buy the empty lot and fence it so you can quit crying to a mexican tequilaboard about what to do.
Kayden Cox
Just wait until Trump makes mexican-traps legal.
Brandon Sanders
OP, don't try to sabotage that guy's car, it's a shitty thing to do. Get some wooden stakes and hammer them down at the edge of the grass every couple feet. I doubt your neighbor is enough of a faggot to dig them up.
Andrew Rodriguez
Knowing spics he's probably driving a truck that could roll right over wooden stakes
Connor Hernandez
I think you need to focus on other things in life then someone driving on a lawn that isnt yours next to your moms house OP.
Just think of how retarded it will sound later to tell this story.
If it was her lawn, totally different, and youd be contacting the police and press charges for a new lawn.
What you are doing is at least 3 levels higher of immaturity and white trash as driving on a lawn.
Christopher Brown
I thought about flooding the lot so he'd get stuck, that would be funny. Also thought about just throwing an old rake in the lot.
To all the posters that are better people than me, I'm petty and want this idiot to suffer, even if it will only be slight. If you are a better person than me please post about how my actions make you feel, and about the reactions you had to the words I typed.
Parker Young
I concur. Not my lawn and wouldn't care.
Joshua Allen
get some pieces of gas pipe then
Anthony Thomas
Why not just the right tool for the job
Ethan Mitchell
Put up a sign that says "Faggot turn around" with an arrow pointing to the grass
Brayden Hughes
You can't be subtle, if he's dumb enough to turn around there he's dumb enough to not figure it out.
I wouldn't go for blowing his tires first, you could put up NO TRESPASSING signs where he enters and exits (empty lot, who's going to stop you). And/or park a cheap car or trailer on the street and block him thst way.
Julian Hughes
And if OP was man enough he would put in a whole line of them and the wire fabric.
Anthony Kelly
Flooding it is genius if it doesn't hurt your mothers property.
Also what about a few cheap 12 packs scattered around? So he's popping cans of RC Cola left and right
Zachary Barnes
>dig a really big hole in the grass overnight >put a large bit of plastic over the sides and bottom of the hole >fill the hole with cat piss >put wooden supports in the hole >place turf on top of the hole >??? >profit
Liam Jackson
If its an empty lot then whoever the owner is probably doesn't give a shit, and neither should OP except of course OP is a giant faggot
Sebastian Sanchez
The sodas are a pretty funny idea
Thank you for sharing the way the words made you feel. You are truly a much better person than I am.
Henry Peterson
Another thing with flooding, if you can be there when he gets stuck you can call the cops right away and say you think you saw an accident driving by, guy ran off the road
Odds are they'll beat whoever he calls to get him out and he'll have to explain it to them
Andrew Miller
And he'll say "I got stuck turning around in an empty lot, no, nobody's hurt, yes, I already called a tow truck" and then the cops will drive away. The only way he would get cited for trespass is if the owner called the cops on him. The best thing to do would just be to notify the owner and let him deal with it (or not deal with it as will likely be the case). Its their property and their problem.