Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

"Woody Got Wood" Edition.

Last time on /ss13g/
>Mime mech being actively ported from Paradise, Mime Access finally gets a use!
>Thread pretends to be full of coders, who discuss coding and don't just display their opinions on other serbers in a covert fashion
>Pomf has posted a way to make ice-cream on the Patreon some time ago, what a day that must have been!
>Adminbus buttons get discussed, no adminbus so far, but who knows what the future holds?
>Helpful chemistry tips are being forcefully spread, Nuclear requests a feature to help deal with chemists being too lazy to paint their pills
>All in all, a good time to be alive!

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin

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strawpoll.me/10797147
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first for something

second for waifus

Third for x2 waifus in this thread

www.strawpoll.me/10797115

Vote for me!

>Try to vote for the good waifus
>Get this shit
Come on now

I don't dabble much in the waifu business, but i somehow recognize over half of these names, where have things gone so wrong?

1st for xeno ops

What happened to all the obese spacemen?
They were always cool guys.

Bring back the fatties.

I only recognize like 3 of these names, how many did you make up?

also
>waifufagging

I like it

That's pretty cool, user.

>that waifu with 0 votes

sad

You need to stop posting this until the person making the VN actually acknowledges it.
Never mind that people are now getting to vote twice and skew the polls.

Why is it called Scarf.psd? Did the project evolve over time?

Reinforcing the hookshot to turn it into a tentacle rape gun when

This looks dope as all hell! Is the F in the top left corner an indicator like the R for rev? Are we getting a new faction?

>I only recognize like 3
>Can't recognize all of the DREAM MEME TEAM and ashelicity

no it's just colors

>informative pic
>"Last time" is comprehensive and concise
>nos
>unoriginal meme for edition

Overall 8/10, good job OP

Goliath plate color palette for fully upgraded miner armor

But that's dumb: the hide has nothing to do with the tenticles, you should use bodies of several hivelords to do that instead

> cyrr but not EVE-01
nigga wat

Oh, that would make sense, I didn't think this through!

YES-YES-bison.webm
MUH DICK

where's the one for husbandos?

I guess I just haven't played enough recently.

I don't really understand the obsession with static names in general. There are too many to keep track of, only a handful of them have ever been massive enough shitters to be memorable.

who cares

Managed to dig out a few piano and violin songs in some old D20 pastebins that don't appear in our or TG's lists. Gonna try a few and see if they work well.

stop this waifu/husbando madness

Give me a list of husbandos, I'll code it

If you don't know the husbando names, then don't sully the list, you cur.

strawpoll.me/10797147
Bakas.

What an awful list

It is lacking some husbandos. Did Infoman play before the time of waifuing? What was his character even?

I know, right?

holy shit that list is awful

Who's missing?

4/5 of those names arent husbando tier
> didnt even named rambling maniac
> but you have bob the pyromancer

How many more times do I need to vote?

Old Blind Blackburn and Robert Graymont to name a few

Me

Who?

Me

if I wanted to shill myself I'd already be on the list

Isn't it "If I wanted to shill myself, I would have already been on the list"?

Jeremy Tatsuya robotics extronidare

>Hime Kizuna
>Husbando
Hime is a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl, baka.

Now that's the shit, user.

Seconded

>CS3

Why do you do this to yourself

Raymond Ray

This waifu thing is as disgusting as catbeasts
Not like it make me incredibly mad like some of you shitters think it does
But its quite disgusting
Not that you can't do it
I don't think autists are not allowed to shit on their beds and stuff too

>not on the list

i thought you guys were fags until i found a waifu of my own

They're the same except yours is in past tense

Yeah, they're good shit.
And abundant, too.
Can't run down the halls without bumping into one.

Same desu. I thought waifu posting was incredibly annoying until my waifu appeared

Doesn't it have to be that way though? I was taught that the first sentence being in past tense sends the following sentence's tense further in the past. What does the "I'd" even translate to? It's supposedly "I had" in some cases, but this time "I would" fits much better

>see her name
>vote for her, worried nobody else picked her
>so many other people picked her
>who are these people

It's actually a boy pretending to be a girl.

Love can bloom on a spess battlefield.

Hell of a lot cooler than my attempt.

who?

Rail's not even on here, did you even try?

Yours looks like a pajama, but it's a good attempt!

(You)

wanna go out?

hit me up on byond

Sure.

Rail is female therefor not a husbando.

>loads of people voted for me despite me being a horribly incompetent and unrobust player

it really makes me think whether so many girls would actually be into SS13 in the first place

But i won't think about that right now

Who needs to be robust when you got BUST?

that's okay, i suck at chemistry but people give me a pass because i'm cute.

my chemist character is a boy

i can name 9 off the top of my head
just l2chickcheck

>cute
C U T E!

Please do

how

My character isn't cute and has small titty

>implying I don't love pettanko

who are you

>not cute
>small tits

Pick one

Teach me your secrets.

>cute
>breast sizes
this is getting out of fucking hand, holy shit, stop

...

Yeah, if the tiddy are so big they get out of hand, they aren't cute.

I know all the mixes by heart at this point but the units always throw me off. Thanks!

>posting the wrong one

You guys are getting out of hand spoilering (You)s instead of waifu names.
It upsets me, because I'm the cutest waifu to have walked this Station and I KNOW you're talking about me, Dio!

b____________
m_____
p__________
g______
s________
k_________
r________
yahir

no problem. i've also made an enhanced version for myself.

STOP

>My thing I made got posted again
I like it

DEA is an alright waifu.

Aha! I suspected bmpgskry from the start!

That looks a lot like beepsky...
Could Old Officer Beepsky be the one and true waifu?

>not on here
Thank you.

doesn't mean you're not on my radar ;)

So, been doing research on the radiation nonsense, and it's not as bad as was previously thought

altered = max((((effect - (effect*(getarmor(null, "rad")/100))))/(blocked+1)),0)

With getarmor being null, it gets the average radiation protection among all your covered bodyparts (So, a biosuit would cover hands, arms, chest, groin, feet, legs, with the biohood covering your head and mouth)

So, with rigs covering ARMS|LEGS|FULL_TORSO (6 slots), and biosuits covering ARMS|LEGS|FULL_TORSO|FEET|HANDS (8 slots), we can assume that if you're in a rig, it takes the radiation protection of your magboots and insulated gloves into account

A regular rig suit and regular rig helmet both have a rad protection of 80, whereas magboots and insulated gloves do not have any rad protection

So, (80+80+80+80+80+80+80+80+80+0+0)/11 (assuming that each arm and each leg is an individual section) means you're only getting about 65% rad resistance in a full normal rig

So, the problem isn't that rigs need more rad resistance, it's that you need some rad-resistant gloves and shoes/magboots

>ERP is bannable now
what the fuck? what happened to this shitstation

ERP has been bannable for a long time, if not always
But they are much more strict about it than they used to be