Help an idiot choose a shitbox

ALRIGHT YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKERS.

I WANT YOUR GOD DAMN OPINIONS SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT.

I currently own pic related and its basically a piece of shit. Prob can only sell it for 14k.
>Hyundai

I have serious buyers regret from this car, I look back now to see that I have sinned. But seriously, its a really bad car, don't buy it.

What, in your opinion is the best NEW car I can get within a $30,000 price range?
I'm mainly looking for a car that says, "I want to look cool; but i'm also not spending too much cash because i'm a broke faggot."
Must be over 225 hp
FWD is acceptable but not preferred

If you say a Hyundai, I will take a shit in your air filter.

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Miata is the only answer

Ford Fiesta

We told you you fucking idiot, we told you.

Is that meme-car good; the modern version?

For now yes, Resale is good too.

DO IT FAGET

Shut up and buy a Civic.

A BRAND NEW WRX FUCK THE REST OF THESE KEKOLD CARS

Why would I want to embarrass myself that much?

Also I think Honda engines are shit.

>If you say a Hyundai, I will take a shit in your air filter.
>getting out of a Veloster
Glad to see you've regained your sanity.

Subaru WRX
Chevrolet Camaro Ecotec Turbo
Ford Mustang Ecoboost I4
Ford Focus ST
leftover 2015 Honda Civic Si -if you can find one-