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muh quickplay edition

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>SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT COMP MODE
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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teamfortress.com/post.php?id=23062
youtube.com/watch?v=R1QhPq0eVmc
youtube.com/watch?v=K-o7B0AmDhs
reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4u4fn1/tf2_blog_post_220716_matchmaking_update/d5mqggr
strawpoll.me/10810256
reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4u4fn1/tf2_blog_post_220716_matchmaking_update/d5mt5am
reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4u4fn1/tf2_blog_post_220716_matchmaking_update/d5mtudp
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I mean, yeah, sure, banny may be "better" than Muselk at a videogame, but does he have SUPER STRENGTH? Can he throw FIREBALLS at his enemies? Can he talk at 10.000 (TEN THOUSAND) words per minute?!
Yeah, didn't think so.

>takes like 10 seconds for quickplay to show the servers
>this is somehow a big deal

/v/ is so shit

i never had that problem with quickplay

your loadout sucks aesthetically but the theme is cool

I was too late

>i miss quickplay
>HELLO /V/
>quickplay was shit
>HELLO /V/
this general never fails to amuse me

Someone replied to you two minutes ago.

Anyone up for some tf2g Two Cities? I need a break from bawling my eyes out over Pixar films

mad /v/tard

>Click to play
>Select game mode
>Find map I like with 20+ people on it
>Click
>In valve pub with no ads, bots, instant respawn, server logos, plugins, or premium benefits while being under 50 ping.

Woooooow

whatever you say my man

valve pls!

look, pottis! haha pott pott
am i one of you now ;_;

>there's people on this thread RIGHT NOW that still defend quickplay
holy lel

dont tell anyone im from /v/

>HES FROM /v/ GUYS GET EM

GUYS the author of post number 149275359 is from /v/

Quickplay had always been shit, comm servers have always been superior, the only people that complain about Valve servers being no fun anymore are just casual and like-diggers

/v/ detected xDDDd

this desu

i dont give a shit about quickplay i just want valve servers in the server browser

teamfortress.com/post.php?id=23062

I would honestly be cool with that as well. I don't miss quickplay at all, but having some valve servers in the browser would be nice.

I expected this to be bait but it's an actual post.

I want Stopwatch mode to come back, or at least a choice before queuing.

How did they not fix any of this shit from the beta?

I loved Stopwatch. I wish Valve would stop listening to all the fucking casual crybabies and had kept Casual as it was for at least two weeks for people to realize it wasn't all terrible.

Death merchant(Rank 18) here

Rate my frag vid, bros.

youtube.com/watch?v=R1QhPq0eVmc

i rate

where are her clothes

>her

i rate

disliked immediately without even watching, I would suggest others to dislike this video as well

fuck off you loser with nothing else in your life besides bragging about having a high rank on an incredibly flawed (proven) game mode

i can barely see what's happening. what is this, 2013?

more shitty effects

How many of your subs are fake? Your videos are mostly all effortless low quality, the only videos you have that have lots of videos are you ripping off of some anime. Lmao.

> the only videos you have that have lots of videos

guessing you meant to say views?

Fresh meat shitters detected. Seems like I stomped you in MM and now you're upset, lol.

149277890
Toss in more shitty video effects and you can have my (You)

>he thinks his rank in a broken game mode means anything
Do you even play in any league? Even ugc?

149279076
bait do not reply

149279198 is a retard

>Bragging about stacking MM with a hacker
If it's goats you're after, go for Reddit's, no one here cares.

...

B-but muh unfunny username and muh reddit rank!

honestly just put autobalance in casual and you're set

@149277890
Not even giving a (You).
Those effects and the cuts make me feel like I'm watching a shitty action scene in a modern blockbuster, or a fucking MLG CoD video.

nobody even knows who you are man
stop embarassing yourself and keep making overedited 40 second videos of ocasional airshots

>watch this
>click out and dislike
>open the csgo vid and it has the same editing

Oh I understand, you don't know how to edit.

I agree with what this poster has to say
but also there should be the option to stay in the same server after the match is over

Well it's a step in the right direction, they're still retarded for letting half these problems in the game to begin with after years of development, and they're still not addressing their pants on head retarded balancing decisions, but at least they're dropping their silent act

>bros

fuck off

if you want it back, make a well thought out and long post here /r/tf2
that's the only way to get valve to listen anymore

>>that shitter
Ironic shitty videos are still shitty videos

best part is it's probably not even ironic

Watch a good video instead, guys :)

youtube.com/watch?v=K-o7B0AmDhs

It isn't, that gi99les guy tries to post seriously here and he gets btfo.

Are they gonna do anything about the fact that a FUCKING CHEATER IS ON THE TOP OF THE LEADERBOARD?

>That fucking air reflect

Nice. Shame about the hitsound, but that's more personal.

what, you think they care about the game? you think they would pay attention to what's happening in it? lmao no

>post negatively about valve on r/tf2
>feel paranoid
help

Valve isn't exactly hot over there right now, I wouldn't worry too much.

>posting on r/tf2
that's your mistake

it's ok, now that muselk talked shit about valve reddit will probably do it too

>try to post a submission on r/tf2
>submission doesn't even show up
Nice censorship, moderators.

>make a vague post about fixing like two or three issues
>get everyone to suck your dick again
reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4u4fn1/tf2_blog_post_220716_matchmaking_update/d5mqggr

holy fuck

what do we do about the /v/ and reddit problem

holy shit they didnt say anything about fixing the ranking system

l m a o

its something
at least we will be able to report cheaters or actually see leavers punished in comp.
doesnt mean they will do jackshit about it, but hey

>its something
you mediocre fuck

strawpoll.me/10810256

>Thinking this blog post is in any way whatsoever acceptable
Matchmaking was in beta for like 6 months, and they didn't fix shit when they released it. They didn't even update the game yesterday, even though Thursday is always update day. Instead we get a blog post full of half-baked promises. Fuck this, I'm going to go play something else until Valve gets their shit together.

reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4u4fn1/tf2_blog_post_220716_matchmaking_update/d5mt5am

average /v/tard

>We are working on systems that will give players with high numbers of in-game reports automated cooldowns from matchmaking, to discourage disruptive behavior.
HOW ABOUT YOU GET A REAL PERSON TO VAC BAN THE HACKER THAT'S IN FIRST PLACE IN MM INSTEAD

VAC only works automatically

The TF2 team don't work in that department so they can't tamper with it

oh
that's pretty fucking dumb

is red tape recorder a straight upgrade from sapper?

am i pretty fucking dumb

it's barely a sidegrade

>VAC only works automatically
yeah that's their excuse to not do SHIT

they can do something called "game ban" which literally locks a game away from your account

it's literally a downgrade
there's not one situation where getting a sentry to level one is more practical than fucking destroying it

any way to make it a viable sidegrade? alternate sappers is a fun idea and I like the building downgrade gimmick.

more building health maybe?

>hacker still in first place
>Australia has to deal with the ponyfag and his group of alts

it's okay-ish when the nest is too heavily guarded to sap, next best thing kinda deal

though at that point you're better off going demo

PLACEMENT MATCHES WHEN

RANKS ARE DONE IN THE MOST RETARDED WAY POSSIBLE

How are you supposed to do placement matches without a previous ranking system? Wait for season 2

Calibration matches. How do you think other ranked systems work? I think 20 games of throwing you between brackets would be enough.

I would like to know how CSGO worked when they first introduced ranks

boring and shit editing

Doesn't unranked matchmaking in CSGO have hidden MMR like Dota's unranked matchmaking?

new post by jill the fuckboy
reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4u4fn1/tf2_blog_post_220716_matchmaking_update/d5mtudp

so they havent mentioned anything about the ranking because they dont know what the fuck to do about it

theyre a big
fucking
joke

don't bully the tf2 team

>It didn't make it into the blog post since we don't have anything concrete to talk about yet, but this is on our short-list to address.
oh wow
they REALLY don't know what to do
it's a little funny and a little sad

desu the tf2 team has the same amount of teamwork as a bunch of f2p's
they like don't even know their own game man
like what kind of fucking dev team is that
theyre supposed to know every single fucking tiny minute detail about every single class, map, mechanic, etc etc.

they can't even update the source engine ffs

Updating the source engine isn't as simple as pressing some buttons, user. The game is almost a decade old.

stop being a valvedrone, I understand you want to defend them but you need to stop

they need to be called out for their bullshit

im sure a dev team that knows their game can easily accomplish this

>im sure a dev team that knows their game can easily accomplish this
how do you know?