Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>We will not have same breaks as yesterday.
>Fucking 30 minutes already.

nicenicenciencienciencei lalalala

ESL frankfurt 2016
the shitty one

yo what up my friedns of doto 2 ;D

>No /d2g/ carry to support

>Zfridge
lmao

hello

when do the good teams play?

thanks

kay why ess

I want to make Kate late!
Late to class!
Late period!
Late graduation!

Which dotamon would you stick your dick into?

why can't men wear white socks?

do you mind supporting a 2k? i need more dota pals

You can support me anytime

some cunts care about socks colour too much
but those are the ones you want to avoid anyway
which means wearing white socks is the way to go

what is this SD Drow meme?

there's no reason other than they're considered unfashionable/ugly because they're "gym socks"

why did they ever decide to have a Major in a third world shithole like Germany?

Drow's ult affect her illusions
SD creates illusions

yes, that's it

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

compleshit is winning this one

>The only thing Nahaz does as coach is leak your team's strats on stream because he can't shut the fuck up
If he was shrewd enough to false flag then it could be legit, but we know from mafia he can't

what if they got nahaz to shut the fuck up

All dota tournaments are required to be played in third world shitholes
>russia with starladder
>germany with ESL
>USA with ESL
>USA with TI
>Pinoy major
>Chinese major

you probably think the USA aren't a third world shithole, which is pretty laughable to say the least
>inb4 mad german, I'm not german

just need a Peru Major and the circle of thirdies is complete

>don't assume i'm someone
>ill assume you are someone
should take your own advice there Hanz :^)

does anyone have screencaps of the other items aside from the plushies and nendos

Majors are kill bruh

yea

There was Faceless boxers, a Mirana pjs and some tshirts

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD WHO ACTUALLY WEAR WHITE SOCKS.

DOTARDS?

Black socks here.

yes

sorry im not autistic

I only wear them with sandals.

no they aren't
they just aren't going to be "Valve" majors and instead ESL or whatever instead

You now have a single slot in the inventory dedicated to wards/detection. Fixed the game.

killed by shitskins sMh dota was a mistake

Veeky Forums memes are drek 2bh

>wearing white socks
>"im not autistic"

dotards???

white socks are the #1 sign of autism, friend

>yoky is not team killing cancer
t. nobody

Are you buying it /d2g/?

caring about what kind of socks others wear is the 1# sign of autism

Post Lasses

I thought striped socks were the #1 sign of autism

Whenever I see people wearing white socks I treat them like they're a leper.

/blacksock/ masterrace WW@?

wearing white anything is disgusting honestly especially skin

okay friendo

that sounds autistic

did nahaz just call zfreek the best es in the world and top6 player in the world

Nahaz is their coach

>col with two yuros
decent placing at ti5

>col with three yuros
abject dogshit

???????

>Anti mage is wearing black socks
Really makes you think

he is their coach or w/e
ofcourse he will suck their dick and act like they are actually good

no because I'm not a dumbass willing to destroy every sock I earn since I have to wear formal shoes at work

this is now a /comfy sock/ thread

>col with two people who wear white socks
decent placing at ti5

>col with three people who wear white socks
abject dogshit

???????

my piano teacher never called me top6 in the world

do you guys think coL actually cares about nahaz's insight or did they just hire him so that he gets a free trip to TI6 because they felt bad for him

>Back to sub 7 figures prizepools

>that utter waste of magnetize
wow what a good ES player

Coach just means "dude who watches replays" in Dota

>WR
>Breasts

i dont think anyone takes nahaz seriously at this point
he just uses information collected from datdota

He's not even their coach, he's their Analyst
i.e. he looks at the dotabuff of pro games and picks out the heros who seem to win more than others

>wearing socks
LMAO
M
A
O

>nahaz as a coach

>NA

coL is unironically losing to a team that has said they are too bad to exist and will disband after this tournament

>NA DOTA

Sweden and America are the worst

>pubstack of 5 random slavs beating one of NA's finest
uh???

Io is my favorite hero

stop saying he's reddit just because chinks are mass voting for him

>COL
>losing to a team that is functionally disbanded already

>two sepphardic jews and three swedes
>american

no sir, american teams include EG and Secret

Do you remember when CoL was a good team, and people were always saying that they were European because they have 3 Swedes?

Really makes you think.

>Do you remember when CoL was a good team
actually no I don't when the fuck was this?

But they were never good

>when the fuck was this?
American qualifiers, lol.

>NA team stomping NA qualifiers
stop the presses

>chessie
just ebin

why mirana ugly

royalty was often inbred you idiot

>NA
CoL is majority swedish

>Euros stomping NA teams

U
S W E D E N
A

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.

Guess he mean EU, since CoL did the old "we are totally Americans, goy" trick to win the NA qualifiers.

chessie lmao

But they're not German

I miss spey