/tsg/ - The Sims General

That butt has the right to remain silent. Anything that butt says can and will be used in a court of lewd.

>tfw about to indulge in best erotica

There's a buncha butt sluts up in here!

Is it just me or can you almost see her cooter?

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It's just you

Is this a problem? I hope it's not a problem.

That isn't how you use a industrial sized dildo, silly gypsy.

My legacy founder had twins, a boy and girl.

All the kids have blonde hair, which is cute. Wouldn't be surprised if the girl (Isla) grows up to have awful manface like her sister, though.

Butt sluts aren't necessarily a bad thing.

If she asked to smash, would you

Sure, why not. Looks like she might be into some kinky shit.

ARREST ME

my only crime was butt

bottoms up

post your favorite hunks?

I don't have any hunks save for Austin, most of them are all either twinks or betas

Post your favorite twinkies/hunks/'boys'/grandpas, then.

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Max Villareal gets super pretty if you age him up.
Bob and Eliza Pancake's son isnt too bad either

Making feminine dudes was hard for me before the update

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>tfw someone converts the new kids hair from backyard stuff and its tracer hair

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>tfw every time I try converting a short kids hair for adults I get glitched textures on the sides
>tfw don't know how to make a hair that's not compatible with hats

Thought I had better pics but I guess not. Rage quit this save a few weeks back since my game crashed :(

i'm biased towards daniel

x(

who made mei cry

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Which one's Nico again?

the lightskinned one kek

who dat boi?

What's the other one's name again?

Oh shit waddup

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Dylan. Do you want 'em?

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nooo I didn't rip Thor from the gallery for my legacy challenge

I wish body hair was part of the main game like it was s3

This loser after he became an adult and started lifting

Hey guys.

Whats going on.

I miss him :( think I might get the new stuff pack and start playing again today...

somethin' here ain't right

Maybe. I'll have to check to see if I already have them

How would you already have them? I haven't posted a DL or uploaded them to the gallery.

Oh.

You could make a DL for them then

lol mediafire.com/folder/8dllyc3yld2b8/KT_Nico_and_Dylan

Genetics are weird.
I can't figure out if Carmen's glaring at Giselle or that burger.

I'll try getting that tray importer thing once I get back, Might use it to make a proper DL for Charley

Which one's Charley?

The ginger ftm cop that I made from god knows how many threads ago

Forgot pic

kawaii

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How so?

What? He's pretty.

I know he is, I'm just not a fan of weeb slang. Care if I post a little of his backstory

It ain't my thread, do yo thing

His story is a lot more different compared to the average trans person's one. In this case his parents were Swedish and both were both rather infatuated with the "SJW" ideology. So much so that even though he was born a girl they gave him HRT at a very young age without any of his consent, effectively forcing him to develop as a male. Because of this he was never able to grow up as a girl and was forced to like and do masculine things. He became a cop to eventually arrest his parents and get rid of criminals like them.

TL;DR his parents forced him to transition and his childhood was a Tumblrina's wet dream.

Those gat dang Swedes

>when you're so close to your little sister you move next door to her

Shit, this might be the first time I get the game straight from Origin if it's only $10

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>seriously encouraging people to buy this game

Are you seriously getting salty over 10 bucks?

And what are you going to do if I don't leave?

Where is fedoraman? I'm so booooored.

Is it just me or are sims not looking at the camera anymore when you go to take a selfie/photo?

>page 10
We can do better than this, I know it!

>tfw all my screenshots are on my desktop and I'm posting this from a toaster

Who need evidence when you can just threaten suspect to confession.

Did I mess up somewhere? Why doesn't it show Carmen's kids?

Maybe there's a limit to the amount it can show?

Hopefully. When I click Giselle (Carmen's kid) it only shows her, her brother, her parents, and her grandpa (and senior pollinator #3) though. Goddamn aliens.

I love me some squishy gothic girls

post feet

can we not

No thanks Quentin Tarantino

>Sim looks hot from the front
>Side view of their face looks sickening
It this a problem you've ever encountered? Cause it sometimes happens with sims that I make

Thicc

I always look at my sim from all angles so somethin' like that doesn't happen.

Same, it's worse when they look good from the side but form the front it's pure butterface. I try to avoid some things such as perma-duckface where the lips stick out too much and you get someone with the facial stricture of a Simpsons character model

I past 600hrs last week and I'm already at 658, should I be embarrassed or ashamed or something
I think I should take a break lol

atleast it will never be as bad as the pre-made face models
They look good until you actually click on them. Does Maxis/EA really think there's that much space between the lips and the chin?

Hey now. I think you're in the wrong general. You should go back to where you came from. Alright? Thanks. See ya later.

>chief of police
>married
>get laid with young cadet on the first date
And this is how you get a promotion.

This guy was supposed to be the one my founder had babies with, but the game crashed, and I never found him again. rip

What other packs have been announced? Do we even have a new EP yet?

seasons out yet?