Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>THE GULAG OF EG

So this is the power of winning TI

i thought sk was a situational hero

M O R E

A N D

B E T T E R

>Aui was kicked for this

lul

N A V I

SUPER
DENDI
MAN

Is TI cursed? Every team that wins it is doomed to become shit

>1-2-0-0 MAGNUS @ LEVEL 3
?

Money ruins people.

What happens in the Huskar vs Terrorblade meta

what happened?

>EG
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

N A V I
A
V
I

FORGING THE META

>ok i'll jungle
>HERES COMES SAND KING
>OH SHIT WHADDUP

offlane sk vs trilane level 5 at 5 minutes

I think it just takes time to adjust and unshit yourself

i only think thats true for a couple years or so, except in regards to iG

Huskar lifebreaks TB
TB sunders huskar
it weks

Can't wait to see yurocucks face after 20 minutes when EG turns this shit around

>0/3/1 Terrorblade at minute 5

You guys said Fear was good.

>no dead game dead thread posting
>no "condolences dotards"

come on d2g
give it your worst lol

Okay, try and recall the winners of these tournaments, these are fairly recent so it shouldnt be too difficult
Starladder i league season 1
The Summit 3
ESL One New York 2015
Dreamleague season 3
WCA 2015
Now try and recall what teams won TI 1 through 5, and each major

In the end noone cares about the first group of LANs, and the second group of lans are the ones that will be remembered, and most importantly the ones that will pay your food for years if you're a pro player

Yeah Fear was right Aui is better carry

CLEMEEEEEENT DONT MAKE ME GO BACK TO EG BabyRage CLEMEEEEEENT DONT MAKE ME GO BACK TO EG BabyRage

>ARTSTYLE JUST KEKING EG IN THEIR OWN JUNGLE

TOP FUCKING KEK

Old man fear more like old man FEED amirite? :^))))))))))))

EG is going tow in this game

>You guys said Fear was good.
Yeah, "WAS" good

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY CAN'T THE U.S. JUST HAVE ONE TOP TIER TEAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>shooter in munich was an iranian born german
RIP Liquid

>navicucks thinking beating a battered old hollow shell of EG makes them relevant

This is at best a tier 2 team shitting on a tier 3 team

>hjey guys let's overlap the olympics and TI

How is Universe the only doing well in EG games but he was total garbo in Secret?

Every Sunder scenario gives Huskar advantage (you use it to restore health, he Lifebreaks you back down - you use it to lower his health, he becomes assrape machine - you can't really use it to reverse the odds against him because he cut his own HP to dive on you anyway), but as a huge source of raw rightclicks TB can punch him down really effectively. Just don't Sunder him.

feels glad that eg is going to dumpster this year

no more pol shit
only comfy nordic bros

you have OG though :^)

I'll let you call secret na if you want :)

>Tranqs+SRing

can we nerf this memecombo already?

>FREE HP
>FREE MANA
>FREE SPEED

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>olympics
aka zika and diarrhea general
it's gonna be a litteral shitfest and cause a pandemic
good job on the committee tbqh

Also, riots.

Secret needed the offlane to make more space since Puppey only drafts greedy jungling pos. 4

Universe is used to having more farm while on EG

No one under 40 watches the olympics outside the webms of swimmers getting cancer aids on camera

he had to play with eternal envy

>not wanting to see the terrorist attack on live air

>It's been over a year and d2g _still_ has not learned about The Law Of The Honeypot

TI5 all over again lads.

since when general become this good

HALLOWED TIER MICRO

>put EG and Secret on opposite sides so there can be an EG vs Secret grandfinal
>EG might not even make it that far
did not see that coming

yeah just like all majors were honeypots too
kys

If you build Manta or Linkens on Medusa you deserve to get shot.

>zai left our boy singu for this shit

TELL ME ABOUT THE SUPPORT TERRORBLADE?

I think I just found a reason to watch

thanks user

>no detection
EG LMAO

>the thinks that the olympics is about the olympics

>not about based banter on /sp/

>Sing
>Our boy
Hey reddit

if Fear just went jungle TB they would've been in a much better position

to be fair eg relly hasnt been tested yet, despite the fact that PPD insists the NA open qualifier isnt a complete 4k clownfest

>terrorist attack in south america
lmao, no.

Is this the death of NA dota?

Does EG have a sub that can replace Fear?

he's an absolute god on batrider and sand king and decent on everything else

so naturally noone bans or picks bat or sk against them

I was to say ">inb4 na'vi vs DC finals" but there is no way DC could beat Secret in a Bo3.

I BELIEVE IN EG

BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

can EG lose faster so we can get on to the DC secret game?

>People think Na'vi is good
>And that this isn't just a case of EG being bad
Honestly PPD is just a shit drafter. PPD is the reason EG performs so poorly.
Fear despite his age is amazing, and Sumail can do wonders mid on aggressive heroes that aren't horrendously out of the meta like Storm is.

Fuck PPD.

INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM
>INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM

INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM
>INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM

Its over.

So DC vs Secret.

DELETE THIS

EG ARE TI5 CHAMPIONS

FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>EE and RTZ
>not choking
pick one

nahaz prediction get btfo twice now
wat next

what
a
reverse
polarity

he didnt farm so good

>based banter on /sp/
Literally poor man's /int/ banter.

Its not about the country, its about making a message

and the fact that there's going to be a ton of Americans and Europeans there

>singshit
fuck yourself

they are literally the same board

Apologize.

>tfw Navi is back and EG is once again shit

this is what eg gets for ditching two of the last lans

>that feel when betting against EG and Secret would have been the easiest bugattis of all time in TI6
>betting getting shut down

SO MANY BUGATTIS WERE RIGHT THERE FOR THE TAKING

15 MIN GG
>15 MIN GG

15 MIN GG
>15 MIN GG

15 MIN GG
>15 MIN GG

15 MINUTE GG

gg?

15 min GG

AHHAHA AMERIFATS

BTFO
T
F
O

>15 min gg

>15 MINUTES

NA DOTA

15
MINUTES
HAHAHAHAHAHA