User my jeep broke down can you come over and take a look at it?

>user my jeep broke down can you come over and take a look at it?

How do you reply?

you stupid bitch what do i look like a dealer?

> street tires
No

I'll take a look at your undercarriage.
>Hurr Hurr

Sorry, I only have experience with foreign cars. I have a friend that has a Jeep though, he can probably help you.

>is black
>"my jeep"
>555comeonnow.jpg

Nope, but I can take a look at you while you wait for the tow truck.

Well, there's a skank on it and that would be the first problem.

...

Wave and drive on past in my own Jeep because I'm afraid that my Jeep won't start up again if I stop to help her and I'm late to the glory hole already.

dick status: muh

fuck no. i know you aint gona pay me.
also this

i don't know shit about cars lmao if you wanna get that ass tapped though I can prolly call my mate tyronne

>3DPD

what a beautiful european woman

Why would you buy a jeep of all vehicles if you aren't skilled mechanically?

I'll fix it right up after you blow me.

>boost jeep
>don't replace alternator
>get head
>win

C U C K
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K C U C

As if my jeep will work long enough to get over there and help.

You bought a jeep, you deserve your fate.

>lel chrysler xD
>implying i would fix ur shit heap you fucking 3D pig

Sit on my face and I'll think about it.

>sorry, no time, can't be late for the bus :^)

sure.

I don't have the tools for working on shit, but I know I good plumber.

It requires a special tool. Lucky for you, I have the right tool, for the job.
[slap bass intensifies]

I refuse to work on a Jeep

I'm more worried about the copious amount of Photoshop that's been applied to your buttocks.

Sure, I can help. Why does this Compass have a cloth roof?

>Jeep

That will be $1000 minimum.

I am not friends with anyone who owns a jeep, nor will I ever be.

> fuck off dickhead