User my jeep broke down can you come over and take a look at it?

>user my jeep broke down can you come over and take a look at it?

How do you reply?

you stupid bitch what do i look like a dealer?

> street tires
No

I'll take a look at your undercarriage.
>Hurr Hurr

Sorry, I only have experience with foreign cars. I have a friend that has a Jeep though, he can probably help you.

>is black
>"my jeep"
>555comeonnow.jpg

Nope, but I can take a look at you while you wait for the tow truck.

Well, there's a skank on it and that would be the first problem.

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Wave and drive on past in my own Jeep because I'm afraid that my Jeep won't start up again if I stop to help her and I'm late to the glory hole already.