/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

>pass out before vp nip
>wake up
>my boys 2-0'd the has-beens
>16-8
>16-9
>mfw

>in the middle of a match
>phone is telling me there is a scyther outside

FUCK

This ESL Aus-NZ thing is a borefest.

>get hyped to play csgo after reading about vac wave on reddit
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
>we lose the pistol round because enemy team is cheating
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
>Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits and smoke grenade

>pass out

you fell asleep. please stop saying pass out when you mean you just fell asleep.

>silver 4
>after a shit calibration
Discarded
Never post ever again until you're at least LE

Holy f*ck this game is f*cking dead

youtube.com/watch?v=XdVvJpXz7wE
>best player 1.6
>no mention of markeloff
Are they for real? Or I'm just stupid

this pasta has been here for ages
fuck off back to rebbit

Spotted the LE> faggot

P L E B B I T

embarrassing posts i advise you to delete them

new operation droppin in hot this thursday

saving this thread from the wreckage

This is 100% true!
steamcommunity.com/id/Nonon88

>be bad
>develop anorexia
>get good
>win

Are you euro?

>5 posts in the last 4 hours
rip in pepperoni magog

so how were eleagues ratings last night?

is this the official thread?

no, we have a secret one we're not allowed to tell you about. sorry.

who /onlyplaysmatchmaking/ here?

>playing anything but casual

happy is a genius
he managed to make a career out of baiting his team mates and getting flank kills after an opening

i finally got a gamma case should i open it lads?

why is sean gares gf so ugly?

Come on, OP, you should know better than to post Stewie related bullshit.

that wasn't blatant in any shape or form. I guess you also spam vac in twitch when someone hits a wallbang, right?

>talking in twitch
>ever

Are you serious?

>you don't have autism
why are you on this general?

smdh

>jumps to the Autism line

Nice! I'm sure being underage and on Veeky Forums sure is a big deal to you!

and shroud thank you sir youve gone quiet so much recently

>!