/d2g/ Dota 2 General

heY!

The illusion nerfs hit him too hard.

>rEEtard

hello frog

digital ctrash

>fEEding away a 1009 gold streak

Scientists are preparing to be baffled

>tfw there's no perpetually throwing autistic weeaboo hero

Reminder not to win the LAN previous to a TI unless you want to place not 1st

>EE dies
>2500 gold swing

BAFFLED

>to a Lion

ha

B A F F L E D

swnl

>80% DAMAGE REDUCTION

OH I'M SORRY WERE YOU TRYING TO MANFIGHT ME?

>that disruption save
P I E G O D

here's a image showcasing the 0.1% top mmr of reddit

why is shadow demon popular suddenly?

I will gladly manfight you faggot
COME AT ME

>that qt in the back that walked into view then got spooked and ran away

I SAW YOU

>want to play Dota
>don't want to get yelled at by Peruvians

what do

>/v/ style screencaps

kys

q for euw tovarish

Stop playing US servers.

>Ursa can literally do INFINITE damage
>this is not considered broken
Good thing I play LoL where the devs actually learned math in high school.

>He can't mute people in this game
honestly kys

call them el peruANO...

they will go apeshit

>play on EU servers
>get Russians instead

Team of 5 RUs vs a team of 5 Perus

Who wins?

wtf happened to /d2g/, an hour ago the thread was alive and now suddenly just went quiet AF

man reddit sure is a shitshow

shut up retard, what's wrong not getting your daily meme requirements?

QUICK!

YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO NAME THREE (3) GOOD HEROES!

secret is winning

once they start losing europeans will start posting again

antimage
lion
uh
timber!

1) bird
2) lion
3) lumberjack

Ye, I noticed a lot of 2k-3k shitters going around and giving advices left and right on reddit. This is some unhealthy shit tbqh, why would anyone do that

1. Brock
2. Lesnar
3. Terrorblade

what if nahaz died

he's my uncle dont say that

he has fucking gray hair at 30

He's going to be dead from natural causes by 2020

Where is the designated meme analyst? I'm falling asleep here.

he's going to commit sudoku when he isn't invited to ti7

I hope nate shows up again tonight

OM
ES
FV

1. Shadow Demon
2. Disruption Illu #1
3. Disruption Illu #2

1-Void
2-Invoker
3-TA

>Shadow Demon first pick

What a time to be alive

>arteezy said he'll most likely quit pro dota in two years
>he said this in 2014

guys...

I can't imagine pro dota without him

what is he going to do with his life

literally goodTB

>no one ever drafts SD + badSlardar anymore

Feels bad

Spending his time with Jacky.

how come PA still isn't meta?

>PL without illusions

>wanting to play badOgre

She's pretty much a free trip to Vegas considering all the luck you need

buy a log cabin somewhere with Jacky

>badVoid

NA BrokeBack

Why is Ogre banned.

What the fuck did I miss.

Valve banned gambling

>RTZ Alchemist
post THAT webm

it's sad neither of them will every win a TI.

>rofl
>kappa pride

he wants to become a doctor

>Coup de Grace proc chance increased from 15% to 20%

Viable?

Indirectly nerfed over and over again

>Hardcountered by Atos
>Hardcountered by Bloodthorn
>Hard countered by Lycan Wolves
>Every skill in the game goes through BKB
>Supports like Lion and Disruptor can't be overpowered and therefore can't be nerfed

oh shit is puppey going to do my patented official recommended jungle veno?

ROFL

>patient bleeds out on operating table
>Head Surgeon Babaev: "Alright, we fuckin lost boys"

How do you cope with not being able to live in Japan?

>tfw I invented both jungle veno and jungle sd

all me

By being happy about the fact.

How do I play on SEA servers?
I can't find it, is it isolated?

wow that's pretty cool...

wait a second you're not me

Yeah sure PA's entire issue is that she lacks damage

>its a "puppey tries his best to be as useless as possible for 20 minutes while Bulba and Pie try their best to create space for the three greedy fucking ricers" episode

FUCK

HOW TO FIX PA IN 6.89:

Blur Remade
>No longer grants 20/30/40/50% evasion
>Now has a 100% chance to evade every 5th/4th/3rd/2nd attack from each enemy.
>Always evades the first attack, resets after 10 seconds, counts attacks for enemy units individually

Coup De Grace remade
>No longer has 15% chance to trigger
>Now has 100% chance to trigger when its damage would be fatal (after armor reductions)

Aghanims Upgrade added:
>Coup de Grace increased from 230/340/450% to 370/485/600%

I don't really like Asians tbqh. Tokyo is nice though

J U N G L E

V E N O

PUPPEY LITERALLY STEALING STRATS FROM /D2G/

The Japanese are basically honorary Aryans, clean, respectful, hard-working, what's not to like?

>support Mirana
>Iron Talen Veno
Yeah DC fucking lost.

I wish i could play on EU servers instead of fucking SEA

what's the over/under on puppey skipping nova for full rice mode

>Atos
accuracy buff is removed
>Bloodthorn
yeah
>Lycan Wolves
what?

flies everywhere

>he did it

the absolute madman

LAME BREAK

Puppey has more CS than BOTH Secret cores

/r/d2g in a nutshell folks

Jungle Dota fuck lanes lamo

The year is 2027. All of dota2 has finally seen the light of the cabal. There are no lanes anymore. Melee and Ranged Creeps do not spawn. There is only one giant jungle across the map.

Heros do not do battle head to head like raw savages. They mathematically optimize every single part of their gameplay and build and are rated by judges on style and contrarianism. The judge panel is known as the "gulag", for reasons which have been lost in the sands of time, along with the TI4 afterparty.

The victor takes the spoils of war by creating high quality webm's of the fruit of his superior mental skill and effort

>Bulba: "Hey Puppey, I'd really like some space to get my dagger"
>Puppey: "Just wait, I need ______"

repeat ∞∞∞