/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Crates, Headhunter, Pakistan, choose your grind Edition

>Stale Bread:

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
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socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Thread archive
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB (embed)

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.35
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548
>Latest content added
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52643/new-stunt-races-and-vehicles-added-to-gta-online-cunning-stunts

Muh Crates

that doesn't improve anything

>not wanting a woman who covers her face
>not wanting a mute woman to obey you
shiggy diggy

fuck you and fuck your technicalities, masked man.
Take this one.

TRANNIES, NEETS, PKEKS, QT

Look it's every general

>needing to specify QT when you already said trannies
fuck off.

tfw no tranny gtag gf

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Requested to join pc gtag.

Gotcha

Tfw single tranny

thanks user

ARIZONA

god shut the fuck up

I'm just not sure about the color

dont get in the way of love faglord

good taste user

go with what you like, it's a corvette, classic yellow is unappreciated an underdone in this game, sunset orange looks nice, the greens give it a showroom feel (just because the first time I ever saw that Corvette model was in a metallic green), blues make it stand out, but reds are generally a bit too dull unless you dig the red and black look.

hell, even that gray looks fucking fantastic.

Eh it's late enough, post your weaponfu.
Not limited to GTA5

Scopeless Sniper in GTAO when

Carbine raifu for laifu

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

MYYYY

the picnic?

THE PICNIC!

Fuck off, ezek

worthless

post

>game and crew is dead
time to move on you dumb neets, go be a productive member of society

>still shitposting in a general for a game you don't play
Time to kill yourself, krop

>implying im not playing right now after getting offwork where i was productive while all you do is shtpost

>still shitposting about a game you cant play because you're banned like all other pcucks
>have to namedrop some random literal who faggot from your pathetic circlejerks of 30+ year old men pretending to be girls online
kys pcuck

>go be a productive member of society
>visits this thread multiple times a day every day to make this post
>here more often than most of the crew members

Maybe you should get a job you worthless stain

And there's the salty console cuck who's made because his platform is dead. Don't worry though, if you buy the enhanced edition for only the same price you paid for the original all over again you might get one or two new games by the time this decade ends.

Baby let's cruise

>pcuck cant even type properly
kek umad pcuck kys

>what is musket
come on senpai

the shitposting has reached critical mass, all we need now is a third coming of tonks and all the new thirsty gtag to have their go at here

It's qt, fucking ignore them you retard.

>spend 800-1000 dollars for two consoles over the course of 10 years
>somehow in your retarded brain seems more expensive than maintaining a PC that can run the latest games over the same timespan

Stupid fucking pcuck can't even do basic math, typical

Apparently the Headhunter exploit has been patched, rip. made about 1.5 million off it in one session though so that's nice.
The musket is A) classed as a shotgun and B) godawfully slow to reload. A lever action would be far more bearable.

A round of applause for ryu, whose hours of shooting Headhunter targets have graciously allowed some of us to make very poor decisions.

>when you can't afford the trophy truck
who /poorfag/ here

>lever-action rifle
i'm already diamonds just thinking about it

I could buy the trophy truck 100 times over and I still prefer my Rebel

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I'm worried, will multi-V get shut down like FiveMP?

Yes

good thing people will make mirrors

GTA:Online is shit because it's like communism, everything is controlled by rockstar instead of people owning private servers, which contributes to the hacker problem.

anyone wanna give me ez cash with headhunter while i help sorta

hear me out

a gun

that fires thresher maws

???

Good thing you're not retarded. Oh wait...

>classed as a shotgun
Not for like over a year now. It shares ammo with the sniper pool.

So cool
how can I be like you?

Step 1) Don't be you
Step 2) You've already failed step 1 and should just kill yourself

Any Aussies want to trade race wins to get the vehicle unlocks?

I could use a Rally race.

I was just going to choose the 30 second race and keep doing that over and over again to get wins. I'll help you out with a rally race if you're keen.

You need four people for it to count as a victory. Just putting that out there.

Oh fair enough, thought it was just 2 nvm. Thanks user.

>B) godawfully slow to reload.
Not if you do the Melee Weapon Swap reload trick.

How shall I bow to your foot mein Führer?
Shall I lick your shit and talk about how it doesn't stink?

You've failed at step 2 as well. Try again

Why is rudeposting so popular? Is it because they lost an argument to their dad or some shit?

I'll help out if you can find a fourth.

I'm willing to help desu

His face pimples are sore and his mom doesn't like that he's an atheist or something.

Cool, add me.

GabeTRD

>only recognize two names

Ready when you are.

headhunter glitch never works I swear. I got it once and have tried like ten more times and cant get it to work. Did they patch it already?

Only you added me.

Maybe you should move on like everyone else

Added

They probably did, I remember how it wasn't long after finding the one building that you could glitch into for the survival in the industrial area that allowed you to easily beat it and Rockstar fucking "patched" it by making the entire roof of the building out of bounds

Whoever just added me, I think I refused by accident.

So is there a fucking helicopter in the game that is equipped with a fucking flak cannon or is it hackers?

hownew.ru

>driving
>buzzard instakills me
>its some french faggot who wont stop using his mic
>has godmode and says i am a liar when i call him out
>leaves midsentence
did he DC or get banned :^) i NEED to know.

There is, it's called the Valkyrie

>honhonhonhon l'allahu tres-akbar

Okay because holy fuck, assholes kept killing me with the fucking thing and every time I died, I lost ammo for my homing launcher

Okay, the third guy is taking way too long, if anyone else needs a rally race add me.

GabeTRD

Sorry lads I was the original poster was just eaitng dinner

Yo can I get an invite to the PC crew? jtmgamer

Yo can I get an invite to the PS4 crew? callmeqt314

I essentially did, doesn't mean I don't come here every so often

Coming to GTAO never ever, also the P90 from BoGT would be neat.

Also, AK-47 weapon skin when? TLAD automatic 9mm weapon skin when? A semi-auto rifle with no scope fukcing when?

after they bring back the rifles and shotguns from SA

so never

>r* will never add in official alternate models for guns in both base game and Online
>M4A1 model for Carbine Rifle never
>Uzi for Micro SMG never
>other possibilities never

You think you're hot shit
You're just a name on a list

>You think you're hot shit
>You're just a name on a list

Jokes on you
at least half know me in this thread but I still manage to avoid almost all of the lists

>He can't perform Miracle Masterpieces

wish we had the option to remove the scope though. Would make it 50 times better.

fuck you

>godawfully slow to reload
DONT. MISS.

It's in the shotgun catagory to this day.