World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

TWO HUNDY MILLION

The caveman

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freezin beezin

are you eu?

>tfw played this dumbass game for a decade now and never had more than 120k gold
>tfw got my second max lvl just this year

Yeah, on Thrall.

Hello friends and i HOPE SOME of you are girls haha
Anyway hello and my question is this: How Do I Get Rid Of My Pet As Hunter? I Want To Play Hunter But A Pet is Annoying

And thank you and maybe I will be the one helping you in the future

Easiest way to die with homemade and easily accessible materials?

Try rope.

wanna give it away for free?

Without pain.
Or cutting.

You wanna watch anime? Fucking anime you god damn weeb piece of shit. What you SHOULD watch is a god damn sitcom of the daily life of Jocelyn, Koragon, Spitfire, Pizzacat AND Pozy-chan. But no, It's NEVER gonna fucking happen and I cant stand it, It literally makes me want to break down in fucking tears.

I just wanna see Jocelyn and Pizzacat have super fucking cute little fights over nothing, I wanna see Pizzacat be scared of a thunderstorm and wet herself.I want to see them do some Scooby-doo shenanigans and just have a good time. FUCK I've literally thought of killing myself so I could have this happen. But it wont, Not even in Heaven would something as great as this happen, I want an episode where Koragon is the creep pedo uncle who buys you alcohol. I wanna see Spit-fire be fucking great like he always is and just a swell guy,

Fuck I cant think it anymore /wowg/ I can't I think I might finally kill my self............But the thing that gets me the fucking most is.. Pizzacat will NEVER EVER call you

crying because she ran out of TP so you have to bring her some...

this is what shitposts need to be more like

>you will never poison incestrals life partner
>you will never 'help' incestral nurse them back to health
>you will never smother them in their comatose state while incestrals asleep in the next room
>you will never plan and go to the funeral with incestral
>you will never comfort incestral and be there for him during his hard time
>you will never teach incestral to love again after he lost his first love
>you will never have rumpy pumpy dick in bumpy with incestral as he cries tears of joy
>you will never raise a family of pandaren cubs with incestral as you live out your lives to old age and die together
>you will never die happily with incestral, him never knowing you murdered his first love

So what actually gives you an edge in PvP since stat normalisation?

Flasks? Potions? Enchants? Engi stuff? Anthing?

gitting gud

Guys Im HAVING A STROKE RIGHT NOW

skill and experience

Ralph...
You are edgy enough to have written this.

That's a wierd way of saying "rolling a death knight".

gamer food and razer gear

>implying incestral needs any help getting rid of unwanted partners

I don't even know who those people are.
I don't even know who you are. I don't even care.
Don't kill yourself though, I am sure your pizza friend wouldn't want that, or something.

Ralph is still there, no?

Jesus ralph

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I miss jocey-chan

Same. It hurts so damn bad

Sure, just transfer over, we can meet in Orgrimmar.

I miss runey-chan

>be me
>be trying to gear up to start ToT after taking a month or two off for personnel reasons
>have a 508 item ilvl from heroic MoP launch raids
>Decide to try healing some heroic scenarios since they have a chance to give 516 item ilvl gear
>Post "Healer LF heroic scenario please pst" in trade chat
>get 3 whispers almost immediately of "ilvl? cheevos?"
>tell that I have above 480 item ilvl so I'm clearly alright for them
>1 says "sry no cheevo then pass", 1 says "lol 480 is fucking terrible tho lol fuck off", and the last says "yeah but any fresh 90 screamer can get 480 EZ"
>Post again in trade
>2 more whispers asking for my item ilvl
>whisper back "lolk" to them
>get an invite from some random person
>it's some b'elf dk that says he can tank
>says he has his b/f that can dps with us
>join the group and we que after saying "Hello" to each other
>get the battle on the seas one with the ship
>start it off
>we're doing okay so far, dps is a little low and the tank is squishy but we'll manage
>probably won't get the extra valor from last boss but w/e
>get to last boss and the tank goes to pull him
>i remind him to get the raper so he can parry the boss
>"rofl u get it dude XD"
>Reluctantly I pick the raper up and the tank pulls
>about 30 seconds in the mage dies from standing in bombs
>the tank IMMEDIATELY starts to berate me and insult me with "wow dude u sure u can heal XD?" "never seen someone die in a scenario
>Tell him that I can't heal through the bombs damage when someone stands in 2 overlapping ones, and that it's everyone's responsiblity to move out of the radius of the explosion
>mage says "stfu u fucking screamer. do ur job and heal"
>tell him to do his job and dps correctly
>tank says in all caps "DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK TO HIM THAT WAY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"
>you have been removed from the group
>mfw

Lost my best friend today

Screamed at the top of my lungs

Having the worst nicotine cravings ever

Been a NEET for the past 3 years

Parents told me that they're kicking me out, knowing I'm a vulnerable adult

I have nowhere to run and nothing to look forward to

Picked the worst time the quit smoking

Never been more serious about suicide in my life

Looking forward to eternal sleep with no responsibilities

It was fun while it lasted

Goodbye /wowg/.

Fuck it i'm still going to play lock for legion. Which spec is good at 110? I hope it's affliction.

He's waiting until the ebin debts man crosses the ditch to pull off the final stroke

then he'll find another NPC whose appearance he'll imitate and another desperate autist to play like a fiddle

nah, enjoy your sword, sell it and make mills

I challenge you to post a better xmog

protip: don't even try

Jesus Christ, I haven't been here in years, and you still have those fucking attention whores?

/wowg/ used to be good until you faggots started giving them attention.

THE EMPTY SEAT MUST BE FILLED

Almost seven years later and I never thought I'd be back, but here I am.

Destro again unless they give demo some other equally broken tier bonus.

uuhhh, you okay m8

No such thing as eternal sleep, you'll be a retarded baby by tomorrow

today's my birthday

even d1 is a better mog than that haphazard clownsuit garbage

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Neat. Happy early Birthday.

Because of the two halves(Bosnian/Serbian) of my family being displeased with my parents mingling; It was essentially tantamount to sin. And a long "blood feud" between both peoples(Serbs and Bosnians) that I still to this day do not understand.

I was "disciplined"(read: abused) and more or less humiliated and disowned by my family. Fun times. But worth it.

The heckling was "just because", I'd imagine.

>6 months in
He sounds like he is taking his sweet time before he does that.

I'm ok with destruction, just not demo, fuck letting my pet have all the fun. Really want to find a way to make affliction viable.

wtf is going on in this thread

WoWg is seriously fucked up at night holy shit, what server do you guys play on? I want a part of this lunacy.

Affliction is fine on long fights, but you will never get a mythic dungeon invite ever.

Go pvp as afflic rn with sl/sl thought it's a big meme

I wish every single one of you a painful death. Get cancer.

>then he'll find another NPC whose appearance he'll imitate and another desperate autist to play like a fiddle

What did he mean by this

lol, sure. its nothing personal kid

pozy...

horde illidan

where the hell did that come rfom

Ralph?

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Hi -_-

who even runs this guild

What is a having a Hysterectomy. I had fibroids.

Ignorance must be nice.

I had OCR done before. I can have children. Just not of my own means.

blood elf female LUL

just dont

i play scarlet crusade

every single one of us has at least one char on moonguard

I actually hate my entire guild

Icycrits. The guild lead character name is Necrocrits.

no i'm actually curious

I am being serious.

why are you posting this here

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You don't have to worry demo won't be viable, it has one niche, single target sustain, it can't burst well, can't target switch because they don't want to add a command all pets bar, can't do cleave or sustained aoe or burst single target. It has minimal burst aoe with implosion, hand of doom, darkglare but vastly inferior to most other classes. All the problems were raised in beta but since they're OP in prepatch right now a bunch of retards are calling for them to be nerfed because they have a fundamental misunderstanding of how it works.

i miss her so much

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No, go away.

Even the degenerate filth here doesn't like you almost uniformly. You are that low on the chain of worthless humans.

Go, and stay go.

Yeah, which means they're probably gonna get hit with another unneeded nerf. I completely agree with everything said here and will likely be playing Destro, which currently has shit mastery and completely neutered artifact talents.

Why does blizz hate warlocks?

>tfw need to grind rep with 20+ factions for Mountacular

Fucking Gul'Dan sending his scam emails again

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Necrocrits-Illidan, the world's best DK and the minister of memes.

>try playing dk
>HRNNGG
>HUMPPH
>EUGHHH

Nah, fuck this shit.

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>Have 120% mastery before patch because it's the best shared stat for aff and destro
>mfw I now have 120% of the new destro mastery in 7.0

Woah is that Runeheal?

Oh, they know. Who's the only person that's
1. Enough of a trashbag pretending to be a human being that would warrant uninanimous dislike even here
and
2. Be egocentric and vain enough to know it was about them?

Opened up my bank on a character I haven't played since vanilla. Do people actually want these?

LITERALLY

W H O
H
O

>play frost dk
>stack mastery because that is what has always been done for a while now
>now need crit > haste > mastery
JUST

What does it look like?

>faction change fucked up achievement dates

REEEEEEEEEE