/owg/ - Overwatch General

A team with a Lucio should be a guaranteed win

How would you feel about a hero focused on re-positioning other players?

Let's hear 'em.

Song Schlong, Reaper is cuter.

I need a skin rating list for S76. I have Bone, as well as 205 Overdosh and I'm not sure if I should save it up for anything.

> defending numbani
> 2 junkrats no tanks

>ts3
>2016
Grandpa get on with the times. Everyone cool is using Discord

What if Tracer ran at base movement speed?

What if Blizzard froze people in a reasonable amount of time to make up for its hardcore telegraphing?

what about a heroes that's alt fire reverse the enemies controls for 8 seconds lol ^_^ ;p

fuck bastion, reinhardt, roadhog, winston, and zenyatta. kill handjob.

Ana is here to end the lesbian pairings that have become Overwatch. That and to pass out cookies.

DON'T TROLL IN RANKED
DON'T TROLL IN RANKED
DON'T TROLL IN RANKED
DON'T TROLL IN RANKED
DON'T TROLL IN RANKED

Quick, claim your Waifu/Husbando before someone else takes them.

Did somebody say "re-positioning"?

How did they make this edgelord so enjoyable

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I like this game

>Lose coinflip
>Hanzo on our team gets pissy at the rest of us for not carrying him hard enough and throws by sitting in spawn

why are Hanzo players such scum

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I don't know how anyone can even play rat when d.vas are so common.

twitter.com/Blizzard_Ent/status/756527285444878336

>pass out cookies
I've got you covered.

>playing awful heroes
Guess they shouldn't be in the game if you get banned for playing them.

A shame too; I really like playing her. I doubt I'll ever touch comp anyway so I suppose it doesn't apply to me. The shitters I get queued against don't know how to duel a Symmetra that saves a turret or two when attacked. It's fun. Of course I'm also shit so QP is my home anyway.

Why is Ana the cutest character? Is it because she's a sweet old grandma who also is badass as fuck?

They took the edge and pushed it so far it fell into the parody section

She should bake cookies as a highlight intro

>Not wanting to fuck 76, Reaper, Hanzo or Rein

I bet you kiss girls too huh faggot?

stop

Why are random YouTube let's players from Texas better than you at Genji without even fucking trying?

>Hanzo and Widowmaker on the other team
>Turns out they're actually competent
>Switch to Winston to try and counter them
>Leap towards them
>Widow's venom mine activates and she starts headshotting me with her SMG
>Hanzo uses his scatter shot and drops 300 damage on my monkey nutsack

>wanting to fuck any of them
>not getting drunk with them and telling eachother life stories

What can hanzo do that noone else in ranked can do better

what

what would you guys think of an offensive melee berserker character whos ult meter wemt up whem damaged and down when being healed. The ult would restore all health and basically nano boost himself, so you would have to burst him down with rat grenades or sniper shots, but if a symmetra or soldier tried him he could potentially ult and destroy them?

nothing, thats the point

same goes for Ana honestly, Zen fills her role better

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Nanomachines, son.

Sorry user, you hesitated.

Seems maybe a little too inconsistent. Actually I think most concepts could be done if properly balanced.

the ult seems sketchy but i would love an offensive melee character

Filled out

post tits

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REMOVE MEI
remove mei

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i'm surprised they made the new wow spray/icon available for everyone to use

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>rank 58
>get matched with a guy who picks terrible heroes and hides in a corner spamming voice lines when people ask him to switch
>two games in a row
>the next game includes a level 28 genji main and 4 other people playing offense heroes
>the next 4 games are lost coin flips on king's row and gibraltar
>rank 53
why do people pretend skill rating matters again?

I main D.va. How scum am i?

I can't fit them all into 1 post so I'll start out with my most recent one, which is a mage support
>100 HP, 100 shields
>primary is a staff/spellbook/thing that shoots out magic balls that deal 10 damage and apply a 10% damage debuff to whoever it hits. can be charged up for 3 seconds, multiplying the damage and debuff by 5
>secondary fire changes between fire, lightning, and light
>L-Shift uses the selected spell. has a 12 second cooldown
>fire shoots a fire ball in an arc that deals 25 damage when it hits terrain/a player, explodes on impact, and deals 15 damage per second for 5 seconds. can be extinguished by going over a health pack, having mei use her ice beam on you, or being healed for 2.5 seconds
>lightning fires a lightning bolt that deals 35 initial damage ands tuns the target for 2 seconds
>light emits a light pule that blinds enemies for 2 seconds, and starts wearing off after 1 second
>L-Shift fires a healing orb that, upon reaching an ally, heals them for 100 HP instantly. has a 5 second cooldown.
>Ultimate changes depending on the selected spell, lasts 6 seconds, and effects all allies within a 15 meter radius
>fire boosts damage by 25%. attacks also deal 10 damage over time for 5 seconds
>lightning increases movement speed by 50% and attack speed by 25%.
>light decreases damage taken by 25% and decreases ability cooldowns (not ultimates) by 50%.
more?

Now fight

Fuck, I'm hungry

>in QP
>whole enemy team goes pharah
>"you know what, instead of hard counter them, lets humilliate them"
>our whole team goes d.va
>keep beating the living shit out of them and typing in chat
>"PHARAHS GET OFF MY SKIES"
>they didnt even manage to touch the point
>instead of GG we type
>"AERIAL SUPERIORITY: ACHIEVED"

Is there anything better than bullying Pharah fags?

How do I tell him I love him

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>Ana taking issue with the age and not the gender

Based.

golden is best purple, and the stunt rider skins are best gold

>implying

commit sudoku in front of him you weeb faggot

Got this fucker on my team in Comp. Needless to say we lost.

Competitive mode should award medals for each round, otherwise it encourages people to stick with certain characters instead of changing for several rounds.

Who wins in a race between Lucio and Tracer?

>he even has a disgusting weeb name
Like clockwork

McCree can take us both.

>40
Why are you getting matched with shitters? Are you one yourself?

Fun little thought, if the Overwatch world becomes a reality, do you guys realize we are the generation that will raise potential heroes?

I want to FUCK Lucio!

Is there even a point in getting a highlight intro for heroes who aren't Bastion/Hanzo/D'va/Anything that is the only thing that can get PotG?

I solo, so I suffer.

MADA MADA

>skill level matched with a weeb kid
check urself m8

memes

>win 5 games
>lose 6 games
>lose a rank overall

10 times now

I hate ranked trollers too, but they shouldnt be banned for playing a hero they like.
i still have faith blizz wont become riot 2.0

I'd watch

all heroes except for supports can get play of the games if you're good enough with them and/or everyone else is shit enough

I lost 3 ranks today, 2 of which were because people left and I was stuck in a losing game. Blizzard needs to stop punishing players who get shafted for other people.

Tracer gets his speedboost AND her blinks. Pretty easy to see who wins this.

The only support I've ever seen get Potg was Lucio throwing people off the cliffs in Nepal

Depends on distance.
Short? Tracer
Long? Lucio

supports do get potg all the time

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Mercy can get PotGs just by rezzing people. They're not that rare.

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Man ranked is shit sometimes. Why put us with people of our same rank when they fucking stomp us to the ground and sometimes we some enemies to the ground

Is it possible to make Mei, Hanzo, and Bastion viable?

is this thread dead already?

>Join comp match, hanzo, widow, and ana get instant locked.
>It's Dorado attack
>ask them politely to switch
>hanzo and ana switch
>widow throws a bitch fit about how he's practicing, and if we keep complaining he'll afk
>spends the rest of the match asking the enemy team to tell us how well he's doing
>says he's got gold elims
>game ends, we lose, my card had 4 golds
>I was Lucio

I honestly don't know if I was just trolled, he seemed like a genuine narcissistic retard

we stomp*

Behold.
Don't ask why I used the shape tool.

This guy gets it.

>marrying a cam whore