/utg/ - Undertale General

I was pretty sure I was gonna get moon but now I don't know if I should get sun or not. What do you think?

Sun has a better legendary so go i'm going to go with that
What do you mean?

Hmm, well if you have the cash for both, you could get both, if not it depends on which legendary you like better I guess. Moonbat or Sunlion. I personally would have gone with just Moon if I didn't have the funds for both I guess.

youtube.com/watch?v=KrPKq4lk1NQ

Sorry in advance for the guy acting like a bit of a weirdo, but it's pretty interesting

>2016
>still no Undertale dating sim
I just want to date the goatdad already
>sun and moon are the last pokemon games
lol no way

This is what I live to be!

Being stuck in a rut can cause depression or it could be him trying to convince himself that he's not sad. Or the weather has just been consistently nice.

I wouldn't use game theory guys stuff here, user. He's gone a bit loony. But the themes HAVE been around norse stuff for x and y, and what looks like alchemy stuff in Sun and Moon. I also know they aren't going to super retcon the pokemon cash cow, nor are they going to stop it.

I liked the ninja, knight, and mage thing they did for XY, even if the fox's final evolution was a little bland.

I'd be okay with the hooded archer, siren, and berzerker final evolutions for the sun/moon starters if they're confirmed.

This very moment is the first time in my life that I’ve felt pure joy.

That's not game theory guy though, I think

Undertale Go?

>Image names

Nice try, pessimistic death user.

>where i can find that goddamn child?

...

>that filename

>Undertale dating sim
>every monster friendzones you
>except Jerry

But user, You are Jerry in that game

Not the original requester, but this is a nice job Pumpkin. It's quite cute indeed.

truly a fate worse then death
Wait never mind this is worse

No keep your ZTD plot twist bullshit to yourself

That game made me so sad and not in a good way

Poor Kyle

Slide into the water.
Become one with the sea.
Life seems so much smaller.
Swim to the moon.

I'm done now.

...

nice

It certainly is, isn't it?
But user, you haven't heard the real plot twist yet! You are actually Jerry right now! And you actually got a date....with So Sorry

frick i love you

can someone post that one spurkhet comic of undyne rubbing her "weak spot" and makin that cute growling noise, i cant find it

why

I'm one step ahead of you, because I've already booked a full night with Toriel.

Prove it, Jerry

Yokoshimako made a fanbook?

shut up frick

Don't know who that is but here's the tweet that I got the picture from
twitter.com/KA_ME_I/status/756647095197511680

why the fuck would i want to sleep with toriel

Yeah, that's our Yoko!

Reminder that this general is dying and there are only about
3 dadfags
5 momfags
2 Charafags
a handful of skeletonfags
and a bunch of Asrielfags left

Just let go

what about the botfags
and that one muffet person
and the weirdo that posts temmies
and broba and pumpkin and red
and the one drawfag that draws super small
and the music guy that posts now and then
and doogle and milka when they're here

All one dude who really likes to samefag

>I'm not there
oh...

>and the weirdo that posts temmies
There is more than one though.

>one drawfag that draws super small
Who?

Bara wolf!

>the one drawfag that draws super small
Got a good kek out of that, thanks

um
the dude that draws sans occasionally?
the nicepants guy?

the guy that did this

Probably been done to death, but what's your favorite interpretation of Frisk and Sans' inevitably doomed friendship?

I really like pic related.

Fish about to give you the pain.

it was love at first sight!

Dang Jerry.

I always thought there were more Dadfags than Momfags.

how unfortunate

There are, this user is pulling some of the numbers out of his butt.

>nicepants guy
i'm here, but i'm not that user
thanks for noticing me, though

Nice try, Pessimistic death user, there are more people than that.

* You just take it without protesting or even trying to avoid it.

There's more of us then that guy listed but I think there are more overall momfags. Unless I'm just really bad at recognizing them, which is very possible

His numbers probably aren't off as much as you're thinking. There's at least one user here who has stated that they've been on around 5 IPs per thread. Figure a good number of people have 2, work/phone and home, and then some people only have 1 IP per thread. Our numbers likely aren't very high.

Still a pretty active general all things considered. My other generals sometimes have to be bumped due to no responses.

Maybe, all I know is, we're not dead yet.

I thought we only had one dadfag that plays yugioh, wants the goat to get his dick wet in void goop, and wishes asgore would eat him, did I blend three people together?

There has to be or at least dadfags are much more dispersed. I'm the only momfag usually on at this hour, but prime time for us is usually NA/SA region

Well, you're missing at least one since there's also the Twitter Dadfag.

I am only two of those and its not the eating one

GOOD, FUCKING MANGLE MY WORTHLESS BODY UNTIL I CAN'T SCREAM ANYMORE

Anything without that sans remembering everything bullshit.

In actuality, there are little fics/arts of frisk and sans falling out. There are just a lot of blame-chara-for-everything ones, but they always get a happy ending which is boring.

sans

There's me, Asvore, one who also likes Asriel, one who also has Sans as his favorite, Doogle, a momfag that sometimes dadposts, a charafag that dadposts from time to time and at least two other dudes who like kingdings.

As for momfags there's only two I ever recognize which is the Soriel one and the Elder Scrolls one that I think I talked with about KOTOR once

maybe there are more of us then I thought

A-user?
Come on now!

i post dads sometimes

I was not aware

I don't like pain!

Taking Protopyrus requests before I can't see half my phone screen correctly.

Now post the first one Pumpkin did for that request. You know, Temmie sleeping on Shyren.

Headcanon: Bunny Shopkeeper is the only person in snowdin THICC enough to take the knot and still walk in the morning.

Does this general care for cute things that aren't pumpkin related?

You're taking care of your teeth, right /utg/?

Protopyrus becoming the best damn god emperor the universe has ever seen!

Here you go!

Sure! Cut stuff is nice!

protopyrus with a garden hose in his mouth, water spilling out of his chest holes onto flowers at his feet

It's a weird thing about perspectives, we recognize a lot more of our own posters. There's me (Elder Scrolls mom and yes I did talk with you about KOTOR), Muscle mom, another Elder Scrolls mom, Brazil mom(only drops by occasionally now), Windswept hills, but after that there are more, but they don't really distinguish themselves as much.

As for Sorielfag, I feel like he's more of just a shitterfag, but whatever. If he must be chained to my leg, so be it.

Yes, that one is cuter, thank you.

Protopyrus and Shitty sans meeting Japanese Sand and Papyrus

You're welcome!

>It's a weird thing about perspectives, we recognize a lot more of our own posters.
Hmm looks like it, I wasn't even aware that there were two elder scroll moms
Yes

yes

all cute things are good

Did Jimmy give everyone in Snowdin the knot?

No, we have a pretty strict rule that anything above a certain cuteness threshold is simply sacrificed in the name of Pumpkin. That she might grow even stronger.

It's just the way things have always been.

Of course.

>there's Elder Scrolls mothers

Neat

BRING IT, PUNK

Haha you better fucking source me on that picture right now

I want you to break my body until I can't recognize the hideous form in the mirror any longer

Everyone in the entire underground, he gets it on demand in Snowdin though.