League of legends general /lolg/

I want to kill Lulu, burn her corpse then snort the ashes with a 1.000.000.000 Zimbabwean dollar bill

>900 games

jesus christ user

Yes ardents stack

mr bean's son

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

someone make a best girl strawpoll quick

a-at least I don't give up?

ahh wood league builds

I want to go skiing in Orianna.

You should have given up the minute you ended your 100th ranked game this season and weren't at least diamond. I truly feel sad for you if you don't have anything better to do.

>tfw u come back from a 10k gold deficit to win because the other team started fighting

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>tfw u come back from a 10k gold deficit to win because your team stopped fighting

>crushing this user's dreams
Don't do that man, he's trying.

Good hustle user, at least you didn't give up like so many other people here.

>Sticking your dick in something referred to as "True Ice"

No

The guy in the picture is Gross gore but the experiences are mine

>his waifu isn't Ahri

their adc got mad at their support and then the rest of the team got mad at their adc

like you could see the adc farming and then stop to type lol. free picks

get cancer

>yi does less damage than our support thresh
God dammit, you lose one game and suddenly you're getting literal retards again

i dont even play this game anymore i just follow the gay porn

>no cute fluffy fox ears

What's the point then.

>pic
you do know she will eventually go full-hooman, right?

I already have it from shitty fox sluts being posted by you cuck duck furries.

Id.

thats kinda how jungling works

if you get btfo early and have to farm to catch up you will have shit damage

im going to fuck lulu roughly how does that make you feel?

I truly enjoy this game and only try to get better, I don't really have a goal so "100 games and if I'm not diamond I quit" seems really arbitrary and honestly stupid to me.

Thank you!

sssshhhh you lousy waifus,alistar is sleeping!

You're okay.

I know she will, but I might as well appreciate them while they're there.

yea thats the correct attitude

and also you should always be expanding your champ pool as well

This is Janna live at lolg, here we have a shit attempt of hasubando for furries.

Alistar is shit, SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

>Used to play Vlad all the time before rework
>After many many games am unable to make him work, put him on the shelf
>Many moons pass
>Dicking around in ARAM, roll Vlad
>About to reroll him, but then I remember that he got reworked or something, decide to see how bad he is

Holy hell what happened? I can't recall ever playing Vlad and actually feeling like I had an impact on the game. Then I play him after the rework and it's webm-related.

Couldn't give a damn really. So long as I get to snort up her ashes on a 1,000,000,000 Zimbabwean dollar bill, I'm satisfied.

is this from the strain

So many pretty girls in League, I want to eat them all

>tfw you get a nice comfy 1v1 toplane, just farming and trading, with minimal jungler interference
Is there a better feeling?

The concept of not easily getting into the top 1% of any game I play without really trying is just alien to me. I couldn't understand your position no matter how hard I tried.

I want to pull them on roughly while i do her from behind

>his cuckfu isn't ahri

i want to watch.

In a 38 minute game, you should have some kind of damage

NO,YOURE WAIFU A SHIT,SHIIIIIIIT

Just letting you know you're being blocked.

>ywn bonk Lablonk

More Ahri armpits

you'd be surprised

sometimes you just get fucked and the people who have been in lane and therefore near enemy champs just have higher damage

cant block my diamond-hard cock

>friend just left, no use with single player games
>stoned as fuck
>dont want to play normals
>dont want to play ranked stoned as fuck
wat dooooooo

Play ARAM

arma or nexus seige

that was a short winstreak

back into the losing game

fap to your waifu obviously

play ranked user its fun

I just made one, add me if youre interested

place bets on Veeky Forums dynamic q

How do I abuse scripts in soloq.

there is but it is ded as fug

oh god
he posted something
pressure

pls invite me..

t. nine pink tails

fug I added one reply too many

I meant to post this

EVEN IF you are playing broken cancer
you still have to steer

Iam not allowed to invite ;; youhave to ask one of the promoted derps

okay. cool

This pic is really cute, can i save it?

It's mating season.

Her face doesnt look like its mating season

>being this much of an elitist faggot
people who are born talented and barely try to improve are a disgusting disgrace to this race.

Only people who work hard to achieve what they want are impressive imo.

its not the size of the prize, its how hard you worked to get to it.

if you hit diamond in less than 100 games and dont even try to rank up than youre a lazy cuck desu

>Didn't shield Hecarim
>Ulted him when he wasn't near anyone

I might be retarded at times but I do not think I should be expected to know that hecarim would be a complete retard and go in there

I was using shields to try to shield from Jayce poke

Nobody told her.

>that horse the fuck
>lulu flashing to ult a dead horse
>jhin walking face first into the enemy trying to right click the green midget

this.. this is one of the worst plays i have ever seen

>tfw you'll never mate nidalee and co

Post controversial opinions.

Zed is the healthiest assassin in the game.

He pinged on my way on the map and his R cooldown, he got caught out by Janna and Amumu he had to go in, you shielded Varus who was far from anyone else and not even taking damage.

should I send it to kshaway and hope senpai notices the dank plays

futa isn't gey

Nobody argues that. It's just that if you play a squishy, especially an immobile squishy, tend to get buttfucked with high consistency

Zed actually has counterplay unlike every other assassin in the game. I'd take Zed fotm any day over Talon fotm or Fizz fotm.

I said controversial, not facts.

That is wrong though. That's bait even.

ahri would actually make a good faithful waifu since she is becoming less kitsune and more human every day

This is true, it's just coincidence that all futa lovers are faggots too

>more human
So less faithful

Dinner time more like

would leblanc be acceptable if the chain did not have such a ridiculously accepting distance?

and having a 0.5 or 1 second cooldown before being allowed to reactivate pads

are foxes particularly slutty animals compared to humans?

...

how does talon have no counterplay? Its one of the easiest assasins to cockblock the shit out of, lol
Yea but she wouldnt have been brought up by modern parents, so that argument is invalid

>It's the "lolg complains about assassin" episode

if by "foxes" you mean "half-fox half-demons that make themselves look like attractive females to fuck and kill men to get more magical power" then yes, yes they are

>dash
>point and click sigil
>point and click sigil
>chain
>retreat if it fucked up
>ignite and retreat if it worked

yeah no

>early morning euw ranked
>solo queued lee
>he's plat 5
>im silver 1

well aint that some fuck.

it was an open mid game. we finished it in 13 minutes lmfao.

Bruiser/Tank main here. I love Assassins. I love Assassins even more when they're played Top on the enemy team.