A rabbit sprints across the road in front of you

>A rabbit sprints across the road in front of you

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>a deer sprints across the road in front of you

>a deer slowly walks across the road in front of you with no regards to you or your speed

Deer are literal mini-hitlers.

I lost 2 cars to them... I'm learning how to shoot and hunt to do my part to remove these fucking useless animal equivalent of Puerto Ricans from this earth.

>A moose sprints across the road in front of you

>cop pulls you over when you're halfway through your routine commute home slow jerk

>inb4 it was a thunder bunny

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>A car passes in front of you with a Bad Luck Club sticker

>dude next to the road
>walks right into your lane
>you brake, come to a standstill in front of him
>dude still kind of "jumps" on your hood and glides from the hood down to the bumpers and the road

>a nigger sprints across the road in front of you

*barely noticeable thump*

huh?

>driving home
>on one lane over pass
>two birds land on the road way
>Move Birds
>Move Birds
>MOVE BIRDS
>GOD DAMMIT MOVE
>[thwack]
>bird bounces off wind sheild as it tries to fly away
>nothing but feathers in rear view
>get home with bird on my glass
>inspect damage and see if I hit the second bird
>have brand new bird brand fog light
>fuck

Car diving and natural selection at work.

Hope you have a dash cam so the nig can't sue you for being racist and running off the road to hit him.

>driving a 2010 Silverado
>go through McDonald's Drivethru
>some nigger woman in a shitty corolla in front of me
>notice she's freaking out as I pull up behind her in line
>wtf
>Finally get to window to pay. Ask cashier "Hey why was she freaking out"
>Cashier chuckled and goes "oh she was yelling did you see that?! He almost hit me!"
>Cashier says she told woman nothing of the sort happened according to the cameras
Why do people do this?

I'm black so he can't sue me.

Then it's gang and/or drug related and you'll get your ass hauled off to prison.

I'll just claim I dindu nuffin. Works every time.

>stop in time
>deer rams into me on purpose

That might work for the cops... Might
The press, nah, you were born guilty of anything and everything.

>check if any cars are around
>go out and check on him
>the second "why'd you hit me?" comes out
>aim handgun and shoot him in the stomach
>let pain set in
>execute then drag into woods
>move on with life without any lawsuits

Rabbit, deer, moose

>free dinner

>Person runs into you car without looking because they are on their phone.
>person tries to jump onto you hood while you driving.
Nc driving.

>an ant walks across the road in front of you

>from this earth
As opposed to what, deer and Puerto Ricans from space?

>letting people pass you
>ever

>driving 120 kmh down grid road
>deer jumps in front of the car
>does 90 degree turn and runs with car infront of it
motherfucker went 120 with me for about 6 seconds before jumping into the ditch, I don't know how but I assume it got a fat blast of adrenaline, even so its legs would be destroyed by running that fast.

leg day bro

>driving home from uni through a uhh less desirable neigbourhood around midnight
>two black kids wearing black hoodies ride a dirt bike with no lights on out of the bushes on one side of the road into an alley on the other

The real fear though is when you see pic related on the side of the road when you're driving through kangaroo country. They play chicken. The whole country is kangaroo country.

You need an american-made deer disintegrator brushguard then

>a nigger
Ftfy

>not finishing on the cop's face
Beta

Soon

Thanks

Birds literally can not gauge speed. This is why they fly in front of all manner of aircraft, and why they get hit on the road.

They do however respond to sound, so smash that horn famalam

Fucking roos, stupidest animals to ever exist

>kangaroos

no user, those are skinwalkers

But what if you're driving faster than the speed of sound?

You'd probably time travel at that speed