Heroes of the Storm - /hotsg/

NEVER EVER edition

>What's new?
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20164442/heroes-of-the-storm-patch-notes-july-12-2016-7-12-2016

Gul'dan, Auriel and a bunch of new skins:
youtube.com/watch?v=yU2WGor6p_0

>Where do I find you faggots?
/join Veeky Forums

>Do you have a discord?
discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation and see what types you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into Ranked. It's not worth it.

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: us.battle.net/heroes/en
General News: heroesnexus.com
Tips & Tricks: heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
All of the hero voice lines: rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm

Previous:

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_Veeky
reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Kerrigan best girl

Li Li is a top level healer

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

so was kel'thuzad canceled or something?

still best girl

no he's just taking a long ass time to release

I want to believe that for both of them, they have the models but use the moves that they were considering on other characters so they are shelving them until they can think of something else to give them

this tbqh, here's why:
1. She's cute
2. She's fun
3. She isn't a slut
4. She wants to protect you instead of the forest
5. She can take you out for a ride
6. She's the daughter of a demigod
what more do you fucking want????

SOPPING

a shaved butthole

Lunara is not fun
Lunara is not cute

Lunara is a slut

this tbqh

lili is adorable

guldank for president 2016

Make Orcs Green Again!

memedan all day everyday boyz

LOONARAW is so fun and cute nowadays, she even have her own spotlight.

Meanwhile, trash like Gul'Dan and Medivh are forever forgotten. Clearly, this means we don't need garbage like MUHLTOOSAD and totallydifferentredorc in our game, but more original heroes.

Also, we need more Diablo 2. Seriously.

li li is punchable

4 minutes and 20 seconds into soaking lanes and chill and she shoots you this look...

what did she mean by this?

Gul'dan? more like Gul'dank :^)

i agree

guldank? more like guldank :^)

Why doesn't this bitch on the left have nudes

>he doesn't know

w-what

heh

cutest lili skin imo

>knowledge escapes his grasp

Fuck Kerrigan bandwagoner, they are the worst.
"Korrigon is op now i should jump in in HL with her" Miss all their combos.
Fuck the "onlyconstant" story, this game is full of retarded niggers that think they can play.

But user, you ARE the only constant.
You are in every game you play.
A bad Kerri is not in EVERY game.

>i should jump in in HL with her" Miss all their combos.

Thats her story since she was released, what are you on about.

I used to play Kerri all the time. But even now that she's OP, I still am not good enough to play her in HL.

This blows. There's no winning. QM comps make Kerrigan not even that good. But I'm too shit for HL with her.

the problem with this way of thinking is that you are only considering your team getting retards. the other team will get retards just as often as you do, therefore

you are the only constant git gud

I AM
DEHAKA

I miss all my combos and still top dmg and kills, broken character

t. 3.4k

I'm still waiting on my Li Li one piece swimsuit blizz promised me.

healing,,,,,,magic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,quaint,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but useful!

Stfu retard you are not funny

its----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------time for you to shut up

he's kind of right though
memes are only funny for so long

>one piece swimsuit
HNNNNNNG

somebody say ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................long?

>The forest doesn't need protection, but YOU do
What did she mean by this?

Did they mention anything about swimsuit outfits? I cant wait for lili's.

Newp.

>You're a weak imbecile, she cant ignore you.

Did some fucker draw Nazeebo's mask as his face again?

still better than seeing his literal chimpanzee face

why isnt there anyone on EU Veeky Forums

can't even get a quick meme group going

le future is friendly :^)

Who's to say he doesn't put on some fancy paint for a night out? Can't eat ass with a mask on...

Remember to triple push!

>Zeratul thinks he's physically stronger than Illidan

heh

Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_Veeky Forums_who_has_accurately_leaked/

reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

Wait, why is she OP? I haven't been playing.

How can there be people in this dead ass thread?

Never thought of Jasper as Sonya

Now everything has sense

What do you guys think of Azmodan's new Globe quest? I know, git gud and stack globe as before; but I just can't help but love this new one. Sure, in numbers it looks much worse (200 instead of 500 extra), but it still deals enough damage to feel impact, yet you dont have to have autism for the whole match.

>autism
Globe starts clearing waves around the 8 minute mark if your team isn't filled with button mashing retards.
Seriously, it's not hard to hit tab, see who on your team has quests, wait for them to be in range to grab globes or kill minions, I mean holy fuck keep an eye on the minimap.

It's the better talent if you don't have someone weakening the waves for you early game, which is every QM and most HL games ever

Kitty costume for Jaina
Fox costume for LiMing
Rabbit costume for Nova
Chicken costume for Valla
Ram costume for Jo
Tyrande ???

yes no?

>Still no Gopher costume for Kinkybug
Why live?

Yes, if you have someone to help. Which is basically never, except when you duo queue with a friend on voice com who plays Johanna or Tassadar. And I don't want to be friends with someone so boring that he wants to play exclusively those two.

Without help, for the first half of game you have to personally auto attack each archer minion, have to know exactly how many times you have to attack them at each amount of stacks etc. It is just simple no-fun autism.

A good deal of tanks all have a decent aoe that could help you clear waves.
As someone who plays almost exclusively tanks and supports I can say that having a friend who plays exclusively assassin and specialist is much less fun than queuing up with my tank bros.

The weekend is in full fucking swing holy shit

What do you mean?

hots game quality drops noticably on the weekends due to casuals playing

Player quality goes down like if you dropped 500-1000 MMR

It's because I play during the weekend, sorry

Weekends and I'd say around 1PM to 9PM, west coast, are the worst possible times to play. Casuals have weekends off, and get off work/school around late noon and stay up until probably around 11:30 to midnight. East coast players go first, then slowly the rest of the country follows.

weekend players in ranked is real, why are these people allowed to play ranked?

i did more hero damage then valla for fucks sake

-208 points, how the fuck is this fair? i have to win 2 games just to get back to where i was which is impossible with the shit players it keeps putting me with

man, i just got on an epic win streak to, this was my first loss in 12 game

fuck

guess im not playing ranked this weekend, fuck it

FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME BLIZZARD!

>you shot at a minion that means you're laning
>you should go gank the team that's roaming as a deathball
Holy shit sometimes Nova doesn't have anything better to do.

Complete rework never ever. Devs are far too incompetent. Nova and Gazlowe are doomed to be absolutely garbage. Oh I'm sorry, in their words, "Niche!". Same thing.

>2 of the last pick shitters dont fill support, opting for tracer and chromie
>chromie leaves midway through the game destroying what little chance we had to win
>ask tracer his duo why he left
>``pokemon of course :D``

ebin guys, i got trorled hrard xdddd

hots has such a good community, a lot better than other mobas right

i sense,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,faggots,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,within this place

>"I wanna be jungle this match, okay?"
>*All Chat* "haha can you believe this shitter holy fuck hes at dragon pls kick his pussy ass lmao" *afks in base*
>50 minute match of this

think long and hard about your words and deeds

>hover hammer regardless of composition
>3 games in a row someone dodges

I just don't know what went wrong?

are you implying people wouldnt throw matches in this game on purpose if the matches were longer

WHO FAERIE FRIENDS HERE?

Oh my fuck, Lunara is so CUTE!

Forced 50 isn't real guys. I'm the only constant. My success in games radically changes every other match. No conspiracies here.

Yeah, curse that forced 50

Why are Nova and Sylv so slutty in this?

because they are sluts, unlike tyrande who is pure

I tried her again and am loving it. Most fun support.

Malfy's a lucky boy.

But Sylv shouldn't look like a giddy schoolgirl for Illidong's cock. I assumed she had two states, angry bitch and moppy goth.

True about Nova.

>tfw tyrande will never sit on your face

life is suffering

boy BW sure did get buffed

Shouldn't hugged more trees, Illi.

But Maiev will.

>tfw maiev will never rape you for 10000 years

>waiting for game results
>get no money or exp
hotstards?

;_;

so that guan yu arthas skin looks sexy as fuck and i ain't even chinese.

He looks great. I just wish I knew fuck all about him.

The Jade effect is amazing.

DED

Is Angel next week or two weeks from now?

Not soon enough

probably 2 weeks, she's getting a reveal this week during an event.

I am super excited. I hope she is a solid solo support.

Kharazim is fine, I am just too trash at him. I want options for quests.