Second for trying [and failing] to get good with McCree
Benjamin Murphy
How do you pronounce Ana? Americucks say it differently than when in game Ana says it
Jaxon Hernandez
>4 Attack >1 of which backfill >6 Koth >THIRTY FIVE (35) Defense >6 of which Backfill >2 of which were insta-defeats I just want to play attack that isn't koth for fuck sake
Josiah Cox
nth for rank dropping lower and lower and me being unable to do anything about it
Elijah Johnson
all my life, people told me "user, you'll always be below average"
LOOK AT ME NOW
Caleb Carter
Ana. But murricans fuck everything up, so I guess they think it's ayyy-nuh. Or something.
Unsurprisingly they can't pronounce the other names either, especially Torbjörn.
Jason Thompson
Why does dvas ult go through walls
Jose Martinez
post yfw you hear ulting Genji and you're playing Mercy
who is the most satisfying hero to play and why is it zarya?
Ryan Perry
>Blizzard completely forgot to mention that they improved Lucio's wallride, so that you no longer fall off after 3 seconds, and you can easily manage corners now
>climbed to 50 after some shitty placements >friend finally hits level 25 >wants to do placements together >we go 1-9 because literally every game had either 4 level 25 unranked on the team or a leaver at some point >down to rank 42 >patch comes out and makes the gain/loss from games way lower >on a massive winstreak playing without my friend but it's still only taken me to 48 so far >friend got placed rank 34
Henry Scott
right or left?
Sebastian Sanders
oh my
Asher Fisher
>tfw no overwatch bf to play with
Brody White
You already got 41 friends, homo, you don't need more.
John Davis
What skill rating do I need to achieve to be in the Top 500 and get that sweet animated spray?
Levi Wright
Merciful imo unless you run in a team that uses the young skins.
Zachary Hall
I WANNA RUB MY THROBBING COCK ON MEI'S TUMMY & BREASTS
Is there something wrong with me, /owg/? Her accent gets me rock hard
Adrian Sullivan
Counter to zarya?
Gavin Scott
She could look like a lot under the coat, but one thing's for sure, her thighs wouldn't fit in D.Va's jumpsuit.
Bentley Cook
>psn
Adam Jones
What the fuck am I missing with Reinhardt's storm, earth and fire achievement? Nothing I try makes it pop.
Justin Morales
Left is the best skin individually considered, but Right goes better with the voice.
Elijah Roberts
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Jaxon Gonzalez
fukkin saved Trying this next time
Julian Phillips
Kudos for talking five minutes straight, without even saying anything really.
Why has Pharah's attitude completely reversed toward her mother? She even thanks her for watching her back.
Samuel Harris
>Defending on Watchpoint >Widowmaker watching over us >Eventually an Ana joins >Some also decides to play Hanzo >'3 snipers gg' >'Anyone can play whoever they want don't be so toxic :)' >Get completely fucking stomped once the gates open >Most eliminations was 4
This meme needs to stop
Benjamin Jackson
Have they explained how top 500 works yet?
Will it only count the top 500 for the rewards at the end of the season or does it count if you make top 500 at any point during the season?
Jackson Reed
Ok guys, I'm level 70 Rank 45 In quick play I am matched with players ranging from level 12 to 35. I lose more games than I win.
How bad is it?
Noah Wright
Welcome to hell famalam
Juan Flores
So, I hadn't been playing Oveewatch much, but I just finished my placements and got rank 48, is that a good rank?
Blake Howard
>can't carry the team in a 1 vs 6 >will forever be the same rank as the 30% least skilled players in ow >tfw still can't force myself to actually want to lose and reach lowest ranks possible
Ayden Hughes
a good tracer can easily fuck over a good Zarya. Reaper tunneling her is pretty much a guaranteed kill as well.
Cameron Rodriguez
about average
Jonathan Johnson
I can't escape 39-41. Is it even possible?
Charles Lee
But her attitude hasn't been reversed. Before Ana came out everyone went overboard with Pharah's comments about her mom and made it like they hated each other. Other heroes say that Ana wanted Pharah to follow in her footsteps and would be proud of her. Now we know that isn't the case at all and Pharah's right when she says they didn't know Ana that well because Ana didn't want that kind of life for Pharah after all.
Angel Russell
im pretty sure youll have to buy a new account if you wanna get out of there, sorry
Joshua Gomez
>console sorry i was talking about the relevant platform
Nicholas Nguyen
>IT'S HIIIIGH NOOON >Hold up my Reinhardt shield >McCree shoots >First shot breaks my shield, second shot kills me, 3rd shot kills another person
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT
FUCK MCCREE
OH LOL IF HE FUCKS UP HE GETS 50% OF HIS ULT BECAUSE HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH BEING A FUCKING BETTER WIDOWMAKER AND 76
Anthony Martinez
i swear to god playing soloq just isn't worth it. doesnt matter how many gold medals you get. im just gonna stick to quick play for a while because i dont have friends and im insecure about my shit rank
Lucas Brooks
Exactly this. >they have a good Zarya >Shit But if i'm with friends it's cool, everyone target her first, and she never even gets to 50% charge. But if they have VERY good Zarya it troublesome. I always say in voicechat - target Mercy first, Zarya -second.
Adrian Jackson
so how bad is widowmaker in ranked?
Dylan Sanchez
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Adam Cooper
how do you play dva? should you play her super frontline like reinhardt or more of a disruptor tank like winston?
Andrew Diaz
what about wasteland? i just got it.
Justin Bell
You only retain maximum Peacemaker damage to 30m. Literally git gud.
Austin Brown
>gibraltar defense >rein throws a fit and switches to hanzo >torb goes afk >dance around the cart trying to stop roadhog + mercy pushing >we win >here's 1/5 a rank for your efforts
Jordan Kelly
Playing around her cooldowns.
Parker White
are you for real
Benjamin Jackson
AHAh you're not suppose to escape it if you can't!
James Hughes
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Elijah Martin
Yeah I went with Wadjet too.
Mason Gray
oh you're right, let me just teleport 30m away as McCree pops around a corner
Jace Hill
Isn't it normal to lose more quick play because people practice there?
Eli Campbell
You're so afraid to drop below 50 you can feel those 40-spikes poking up your ass and back. You should chill out and take a break, you'll go on tilt super easy and just lose more free games because you can't focus on the game, but only your rank!
Joshua Moore
>Mercy you watched after the whole game sends a friend request
Benjamin Gutierrez
>the only useful defense hero, Widowmaker, gets nerfed hard because of complaints >make McCree a sniper >defense heroes still get no buffs Why can't Blizzard balance for shit?
Oliver Russell
That is literally my second ranked match out of placement I accidentally clicked on ranked instead of QP and even if I clicked cancel it immediately switched "play" to "rejoin match"
Parker Taylor
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Grayson Rivera
So uh I just casually played my placements and got placed at 57. Is that good?
Gabriel Wilson
What's your program showing your fps and temp?
Levi Stewart
#hublebrag
Cameron Gomez
above average for sure, but 10 matches do not really mean much all things considered
Jason Moore
it's a cool new program called overwatch you should try it, it's great
Andrew Williams
>tell me...why does she wear the coat?
John White
ctrl+shift+r or just enable performance stats in the options.
Adam Davis
Ragequitters are the scum of the earth and should be euthanized.
Samuel Morris
>Play my placements all as Lucio >Lose every game, but get most Objective Time/Healing/Elims and usually get a medal for damage >Two people add me during this time >Placed 39 >Play my heart out every game >Cant escape into the 40s for longer than 10-12 matches
Should I just fucking kill myself or wait till next season? It seems like the only games I win I play Zarya but I don't really enjoy her
Nathan Cruz
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Michael Brooks
50 is eh 60 is good 70 is great 80 means you probably only play 6 mans to avoid the matchmaking pitfalls
Unless you're on EU where everyone is bad and getting 80 is no problem.
Xavier Stewart
No seriously I've been looking for whatever this is for ages
Kevin Ramirez
dont ever get good at this game. youll be forced to carry the dumbest fucking shitters in the world every single game. it is not fun in any way to have to play with fucking drooling mongoloids on your team vs a stack every game just because your statistically in the top 99th percentile soloqueue. make sure you have a group of 2 to 3 others that will always queue with you unless you enjoy losing defense in 2 mins and stalling at A point attack every single game.
Liam Sullivan
Post yfw when Ana nano boosts d.va's mech when it's 1 hit away from exploding
Colton Moore
it's literally overwatch try checking the game's settings for once in your fucking life
Colton Taylor
The only defense heros that need a buff are Hanzo and maybe Mei, Junkrat is situationally very good depending on what point of the map you're on, Bastion can work with team support, and snipers are awful so I'm fine with Widowmaker being shit, Widowmaker will be fine once they stop making McCree better than her.
At the moment Mei is like a worse Zenyatta, similar projectile characters but freezing people is useless when you can just kill them faster, nevermind that against competent teams if you run at someone to freeze them you'll get torn apart immediately. Similar thing with Hanzo, he's just a bad projectile character. I'd like to see the movement restriction when drawing back arrows removed and for Mei I dunno, put more of a focus on her M2 than freezing M1 and make her ult not complete garbage.
Luis Ortiz
I forgot this general's full of memeing autists.
Oh well, just means it'll be even easier for me to get the spray.
Jayden Brooks
They clearly had anomosity towards each other - and it appear like Pharah's wasn't even aware Ana was alive? But now they get a long really well... it just doesn't feel right.
Ethan Cook
but i'm 60 but i'm not good. i just went on a lucky winstreak and now i'm here somehow
Leo Kelly
Post your favorite >hero >skin >voice line to bm with
Easton Barnes
when is the last time you went FULL
RULES OF NATURE
on the enemy team?
Ayden Edwards
Literally all the golden skins Ive seen so far are Genji mains.
Why?
Lucas Reed
I completely forgot torbjorn but like Junkrat he's map dependent and almost borderline OP because of how great his gun is and the ability to give everyone +75 armor, plus molten core can stop pushes on it's own
Mason Price
In general, with how loose the MM system is it's very easy to inflate your rank by getting lucky. You can also deflate it really fast if you get super unlucky, I lost 5 ranks the other day and nearly dropped out of the 70's because the system kept putting rank 58s on my team when the enemy team had all 70-80+ players.
Parker King
>hanzo gets nerfed >hanzo still instalocked first character every game
Daniel Russell
implying a guy with 600k subs would need to promote his clip via some random comment on Veeky Forums