/mkg/ - Mobile Kanojo/Kareshi General

I didn't want to be rude, but who the fuck is Yuriko?

>I can't be bothered to check the spreadsheet

Didn't know I was in the presence of threadlords.

Sergei is like that background character you don't notice until he's killed.

Lamest myroid of an already lame and ugly collection from a semi-ded master

Who are the protagonists then?

There are many masters on the spreadsheet that go largely unnoticed due to their inactivity both in the game and in the thread.

Obviously Raggen and his gang (Descartes, Fantasista and Baconheart)

I feel like people who have the confidence to say things like this should be able to give their own Myroids for comparison, right ?

Doud is the only protagonist of this cheap and boring anime.

Doud's past it. Can't even get MCC 10 leader anymore.

Are there any villains?

me

Is killing off /mkg/ for good your objective?

Student council:
Doud < President
twopees
Hidenori
offline
soup

Fun club:
Laggen < MC love interest
Ragtag < self proclaimed MC
Descartes < comic relief
Fantasista < bitch of the group
Baconheart < filler

Friends of the fun club:
Soth
mistermantastic
Leon
Ryozu

Rivals:
Beer
10-bit
weedlord
Kurokami

Love interests:
Jaeden
Colors
Jana

Please notice me senpai annoying first graders:
Tofu Kami
Maou Sama
Lucas
Steven

autism

You all are an embarrassing lot.

>Please notice me senpai
>implying

>get noticed by senpai
>complain
Kouhai these days.

>implying I need to be noticed by you
You "noticed" me out of your own volition, "senpai". I never asked for it. Senpais these days are so full of it.

Shut up and take my love kouhai.
*unzips dick*

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Isn't twopees dead?

i thought kurokami was half dead too

10-bit isn't exactly the most lively fellow either, promote a first grader to friend status, a friend to student council, 2 first graders to villains and appoint 3 newfags as first graders.

stfu

Sorry, my autism is too strong.

>tfw back from long break

Came back last thread to give us the gift of a rip update.

He's the hero we need, but Ragtag is the hero we deserve.

What's that make you?

The pastebin needs to be updated
mediafire.com/folder/eepe9yl5p9bev/MCC

I'll fix it later, but it's already there.

I want to be a rival!

>Didn't make the cut
>Not sure if happy or disappointed

Who are you?

My four girls are named after ingredients, half have animal ears.

All me.

ugh attention whores

You don't even belong here dude.
You are too old to be an annoying first grader kouhai but too new to be on any of the cool kids clubs, you're merely a secondary.
Perhaps you could be the transfer student if you tried harder, but for now I think that place righteously belongs to Cyn.

You're pretty much a regular classmate that appears sometimes in the background.

Alright then.

After thinking a bit on it, I figured I was more the background character type.

I'm bad at this, who are you?

Atomize
"Sir Not Appearing In This Highschool Romance"
Or I could be that bad end guy that like, accidentally knocks you off a roof or into traffic.

What episode does Jaeden's secret lover get revealed?

And then there are yankee like Breakdown who suddenly appear in the cast.

I still haven't decided whether it will be a NTR reveal and his secret admirer gets cucked by someone else, or if it will be a vanilla reveal when his secret lover confesses an they end up kissing and fucking afterwards.

Someone noticed that i'm back? thank you, senpai

I'm probably not your senpai

>Implying senpai hasn't noticed me

>Doud
>President of the Student Council
Loved by everyone, hated by nobody, all the school admires him and looks up to him as a big brother

>twopees
>VP of the Student Council
Cool type, care free, probably a little too old to be on HS. Hates everyone and everything, no one actually knows what he's thinking.

>Hidenori
>Head of the Sports Clubs committee
Playboy, despised by all male students, likes to harass al females students and teachers, but specially first graders.

>Soup
>Head of the Cultural Clubs committee
Beta male, always living on the shadow of his brother Hidenori, mildly depressive with suicidal thoughts, still can't get past the tragic death of his unrequited love Curry.

>offline
>No. 1 Student and president of the IT Club
Analytical thinker, reserved, looks down on everyone but gives a friendly guy façade, secretly planning to kill everyone and take over.

>Are you ready? It's time for a pop quiz!
>Are you ready? It's time for a pop quiz!
>Are you ready? It's time for a pop quiz!

Well are you?

Reposting because I'm a lazy shit

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/147QTAusDVbgM6dCoNcBuTKF_xO-qJtE-k8hRYYlfnNY/edit?pref=2&pli=1

I hope that the people who are getting into this aren't also reluctant to talk about their girls, because that seems a little weird.

I don't talk about my girls because I don't have anything to say about them.

B-But you'll be labelled as an attention whore!

i have like a whole book on the lore page i dont know what else there me to post about

What do you mean by "getting into this"?

Wow I never fucking realised those were all ingredients with a couple letters changed or added, I feel super dumb now.

Spoilers: It's Baconheart.

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>Or I could be that bad end guy that like, accidentally knocks you off a roof
So you're the best character in this story. Got it.

all me

What's your dick look like?

Oh, I see. Nevermind, then.

I just noticed but you're implying you'd kill Ragtag.

>Putting the spoiler inside the spoiler

>Breakdown is back again

it looks like a normal dick

Let's be real, apart from Laggen who wouldn't kill Ragtag?

The best part is that all of them have been confirmed to produce their respective ingredient.from their mammary glands.

Why the fuck does he keep coming and going?

>Having sex with Cinnamyn
>Decide to start sucking on her breast
>It's cinnamon challenge time motherfucker, try not to die!

/mkg/ is only alive when discussing its posters.

We're one step from becoming a circlejerk, we'll be a very lively bunch once we decide to take it.

>We're one step from becoming a circlejerk *again
ftfy

But only accidentally.
I not the kind to do things on purpose and make them seem like an accident.

I only said Kokoa might, but my line of thought is since they're androids it'd be like pulling from some internal reservoir. I'm on the fence on if it'd be refrigerated or maybe warmed up to body temp when dispensed for... reasons.

I lul'd

How much would you charge someone who wants to drink Kokoa's kokoa directly from the source?

We are a social group playing a social game, I don't see the problem in talking and making a little fun of the players.

Why did Chinami cut her bangs?

To quote Kokoa roughly: "No matter how much moen you have, it's never enough."

>Going to have to buy a package of sanitizing wipes with that kind of answer.

Well, if she doesn't want Moen I guess I will have to use other means.

Name your next roid cumin

Maybe... I'm trying to keep it to stuff in sweets or baked goods like that.

Since I've cut my DG activity I was thinking of porting Clove or Poppy over if something else didn't occur to me.

think of it as she just tying them back too

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Touf-kami is eurotrash? Everything makes sense now

I can see it happening desu.

What part of his post implied that?

Would your myroid be playing pokemon go?

If it really is him, then why not have them change their myroid intros to show it?

Wasn't Baconheart onto Colors? What happened?