Dota 2 - /d2g/

Australia will win TI.

Just you wait, when he gets his aghs I'm gonna cum

>zai is good they said

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>using a pocket strat in a honeypot LAN
what is PPD doing!?

what if timber's ult returned the health it inflicts when it comes back ?

real redditor here

im rooting for our guys Navi and OG

>Sent her a message
>She didnt reply
hold me d2g

iktf bro :(

Guess she's busy watching esports.

feels and numbers checked

Nahaz is the worst

>asks her if she wants a second date next week
>accepts in less than 2 minutes

New Doturd Item: Worn Rope (700 Gold)

Active: Pocket Deny (Cooldown 100 seconds)

Lowers death time by 20%

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the fuck is with her legs

is she a jew jitsu black belt?

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>There are people who doubted the Oracle mid.

its a subconscious reaction to show how little she is attracted to nahaz

well duh it's a pocket strat

Why did le 4d chess saltman reveal something like oracle mid in what amerifats refer to as """""""'honeypot"""""""' lan

All according to keikaku

keikaku means plan

nobody doubted it, it's just a clowney strat for a clowny tournament

>Zai
>0/3
Kaipi ruined him.....

I love these.

/d2g/ you told me Zai would be literal god tasteless in the offlane

What's going wrong

ranked dota is not a date, user

people won't know what to expect

if EG wins with oracle mid people will have to play around it

if they lose PPD knows he doesn't have to worry about other teams using it, but maybe he can refine it to be viable by TI

Is Zai good looking?

>zai trying to kill a siege unit with magic

They probably picked Oracle mid because that idea came to them in the draft.

And saving strats is a shit meme

>yurocuck is feeding

what else is new?

>EG felt for the Zai meme
L E L
E
L

Looks beta and weak

man I can't wait for EG to place 12th at TI and see what the honeypot shitters make up this time

bigdaddy1TI

>they won't know what to expect because they will know what to expect
?

WARNING: ORACLE BUILDING AGHS
>1 SECOND CD
WARNING: ORACLE BUILDING AGHS
>1 SECOND CD

>dude theyre going to pick oracle mid every game lol xD

kill yourself 1k faggot

zai is only 6.4k on inflated eu servers

why did you guys think he would be good?

just tune in
did sumail mid oracle?

>not building aether, orchid, crit

Yes he did

>yurocuck ganks

top kek

but now it won't be a surprise

>inflated eu servers
love this meme
>na stronk xd

It wont be far until pros figure out core Wyvern

Americans getting insecure as fuck because they know EG was their only relevant team and now they are worse than Navi

>25 minutes
>10 kills

fucking jesus come on

>the weak link on EG is the yuropoor
Really makes you think...

EG though

>EG
>America

nofear had some clutch heals that fight desu

>best BAT in the game
>not playing as a right click hero

When will they learn?

I am a wandering dota player who has played on sea, au, na, eu. Eu is inflated.

can you just fucking kill yourself lelouch

if OG somehow manage to win TI.
can we still call him nolans?

>EG FELL FOR THE *UNIVERSE* MEME.
haha enjoy your eternal dark seer or tidehunter drafts

Any team with Fear on it is an NA team. He could be on a team with 4 chinks and it would be 100% American.

When will NA DOTA be relevant again?
Is not fair

>SEA and NA servers are reputed for their garbage players
>EU is inflated LOL

why?

Whats /d2g/ opinion on CLQ?
Is he reddit?

I feel sad for them desu

he randoms every game

>is he a famous dota youtuber ?
if so he is reddit

When was it ever relavent?

EG =/= the whole NA Dota scene.

SEA being bad is a meme by 3k players. A 6k average game on SEA is generally a very skilled game.

>CLQ
You're like, 1.5 years late for that meme

kotlguy def reads d2g

t. seamonkey

>shadow demon obviously misses a disruption
>casters don't say a word
BIASED BOYS

>use pocket strat
>lose
uhhh, doturds

NA :joy: :gun:

>NA Dota isnt relevant
>Literally two of the biggest teams has atleast 3 NA players on it

Am I being Meme'd here?

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doesn't mean you're not shit dakota

>wait for wisp to come back
>disrupt beastmaster as wisp reappears
>wisp just tethers away

i am half australian and half norwegian and lived in europe for over a year

PEEDUR

are manta-illus always in the same controlgroup when you resummon them or are they treated as a new entity?

thank you

>Literally two of the biggest teams

Is this a fat people joke?

>this ember
LMOA

But there are no top teams with 3 white anglo americans

ЧTO OHИ БЛЯTЬ ДEЛAЮT

>ember just melts
give me all the farm, I have a _____ to win

>two of the biggest teams
Maybe most popular. But they're still tier 2 teams.

The Current Alch meta is total dog shit
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=626340469

>t-t-they have to be white!!!

back to /pol/

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