What are ways a car can be vandalized/ruined that full coverage insurance will not cover?

Kinda wanna see if he is brave enough to be desu

>Pissing someone off enough to go after your car

c'mon man

What kind of car does op drive?

>inb4 shitbox

>guy is a friend of my girlfriend
>admitted feelings for her before I came along
>I'm fine with it
>pretty much a friendzoned cuck

>recently
>guy disrespects me
>tell him to fuck off
>I'm triggered because of past incidents I've had with him
>tell girlfriend to tell him to stay away from me or else
>threatens to go after my cars

2000 Jetta
1990 300ZX

I don't care how much my cars are shitboxes. I'm not letting some fag getting away with damaging my shit.

Police report. If something happens point to the police report

drain their differential oil

Hire a midget to fuck him up and the other kill both and make leather seats with your gf's cuck friend and a leather steering wheel with the midget

Glue a little bb or a rock inside their valve stem cap. Give them a slow leak that'll drive them crazy trying to solve.

sugar in gas tank

Whatever this idea makes the most sense

I've thought about it before when I've been experiencing white hot rage, but I usually come to my senses.

>be me today
>in parking lot of campus, looking for a spot
>always crowded, hard to find a spot
>come to intersection (no stop signs) with lots of people milling about
>car pulls up in oncoming lane, don't recall who got there first
>opening appears, I begin to turn left, cunt begins to go straight
>I stop myself, she shakes her head and yells something to me as she passes me
>rage engage
>tire squeal out of there, mad as hell for some reason now
>continue searching for a spot, eventually see her again in a lane
>slow down, drive past real slow, give a hatred glare, floor it away
>find a spot eventually
>get out and look around to see if the cunt had parked and gotten out somewhere
>wanted to start some shit
>couldn't see her, almost searched around for her car to key the shit out of it or something
>decided against it

I don't know why I get so mad sometimes, but I fear one day I might actually end up doing something stupid like that.

Slash tires.

No one is going to file a claim over a tire

My dad has tire coverage, but his are runflats.

Has to be 1 tire though, if you do all of them, then yes....

BUT.. ehehe
If you wanna be smarter about it... grab 4 steel(concrete) nails and put them up against his car. Like if you know he has to pull back, put them facing around.. 70 degrees against the tyres. As soon as he pulls back, nothing will happen :)
Yet... :)

>friendzoned cuck
>threatens to go after my cars
be careful of such passive aggressive people

they never deal with anything head on
if you do fight him be prepared for this impotent rage and underhanded methods
niggards gonna try knife you or some cheep shit like that

what happens if you open the door?

he probably learned young that dealing things head on was a good way to get his shit fucked up

sad but messing with someone's car is pretty shitty as well

>Damaging someone's property because you are made at them.

That's some nig tier bullshit

Just physically harm them and get over it.

Won't do a lot, may as well put sand in there since all it'll do is clog the fuel filter. Putting water in the tank will fuck up the car a lot more, although then it might be claimable on insurance.

>....
>ehehe
>:)
literally cut open your forearms you underage fucking faggot

Cutting the brake lines is the best