/srg/ speedrunning general

Mike Stand, never forget.

that was Fil

are they already 3 hours behind? literally the only run I want to see is AVP2 and it's already 2am and outlast should've started more than 2 hours ago

rode that gta wave a while back

its like 30 minutes behind

Why is Tirean alone?
Didin't he said something about the ESA GTA runners talking shit about him at his back?

Wait, you mean the massive fucking GTA nuthugger who eventually started running GTA himself? The guy who ruined Adam's chat many moons ago?

What happened?

esa really sucks now :(

>now

Production seems a bit sloppy this year, isn't the old tech crew there anymore?

yes
twitter.com/Tireantheklutz/status/746376780966150146

There's no smoke without fire

I doubt people are shittalking him without cause

It wasn't Fil, it was someone else. Fil was gone way before ESA 2015
He asked another runner's girlfriends for nudes and when people got mad at him he withheld his new WR run to "punish mh" for being a good friend of the other runner (lol I dunno). He then got chased out of the community.

yuros are still that mad about brexit
they ain't seen nothing yet

I always see Edenal tweeting about tech stuff, so I don't know what's up

>There's no smoke without fire
I want to kill you and fuck your mother

did >we get to see soe and his beta orbiters yet

lol why did that trigger you so hard?

why is there only one good speedrun in this marathon?

i actually speedrun but i rarely come here so go figure

thanks for the late response!

evidently not doing his job

He vapes.

but medievil isn't being run

How's the ESA so far?

you would think that all these professional streamers could check shit before they started their run

great!

bi-annual reminder of best girl

i have to find some sort of excuse to post these
it wasnt (You) who made that post anyways

at least this guy isnt a bumbling fucking autist

Gosh, ESA is ded af

are we watching the same stream?

>alowishus is running some shitty meme game at the marathon when he could be running medievil

hes talking about his run, he isnt stuttering, no awkward silences

hes playing a mediocre game and a worse speedgame but at least hes likeable

No, best speedfu is RussianGirl, I'm still waiting for the to talk with chat like the other years.
twitter.com/SusanneTinel

i always watch him when i can't sleep and he's streaming san andreas, because no one else streams around that time. i always watch muted, though.

but she doesn't even speedrun does she?

you don't understand the gta community. they're like the table of retards at elementary school lunch.

well that's why I know nothing about them

word

ESA shooting hoyp

she speedruns beers with flicky and the boys she's pretty based

i blame flicky for this mess

Who cares lol

this is actually fucking hurting me
are all yuros like this

um, then she clearly can't be the best speedgirl idiot
now, best speedgroupie, i think she's got a real shot, she could also be cutest cleaning lady as well, but best speedgirl is undeniably

I would fucking destroy this chicks thighs desu!

Too fucking awkward for me man

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i also love cottage cheese

>Maral: The mixer is broken and DHL didnt deliver all the tech stuff they needed so tech crew is running on 65% of their stuff and working their *** off things will be better tomorrow

God damn I want her to sit on my fucking face for days.

they just noticed this today?

Anyone else primarily not donating because of G2A/G4G/Athene bullshit?

cottage cheese is a shit-tier snack

\/ape
/\ation

PIE DROPPIN F-BOMBS LIKE THIS SHIT IS HIROSHIMA

whats a vapeation?

clips.twitch
tv/iateyourpie/WanderingDuckMau5

Shouldn't it be /\/ation?

\ // \ keep it green bro

everyone should resign after this

let's take a vote my fellow vape bros strawpoll.me/10819430

Rape
Nation

hahahahah fuckin classic

I dont know why you wouldnt donate. G4G is not G2A- They are independent and all donations go straight to Save the Children- AND there is an amplifier- meaning 1 dollar is actually 10 dollars towards the cause. If there is one speed-event you should donate to... it's this one. savethechildren.org/gamingforgood

ESA's Moobot actually mentioned that donates had some interaction with G2A (as well as being run via G4G (which I dislike for similarly skeezy reasons)).

afaik g4g only uses g2a payment processor because it allows for more payment methods and lower fees = better for the charity. Dont seem to bad to me Keepo

You probably did something to deserve it.

Honestly I find it hilarious whenever it gets awkward in the intermissions. I cant stop laughing. I hope that tech doesnt receive their missing stuff for atleast a couple of days- because so far this is the most fun ESA I've ever seen. HAehahaha. :D

PCF at least is harmless and only does stupid billboards and posters. But Save The Children is actively fighting to bring down western civilization. You have to be a fucking idiot to donate.

ok white boi-you stink of fear

LUL more liek PCF does nothing and are actually useless while Save the Children actually help Save peoples lives on a daily basis. LUL

first reply picks my next speedcrawl
please help no medievil though

Gimmick

save the children are predominately supplying chinese pf89 rocket launchers to syrian children to fight against Assad.

>h3h3 memes
the worst

k on it thanks friendo
time for suffering

illuminati

>white boi
Since you use it as an insult, does it mean you are a nigger/spick/jew yourself?
>saving children so they could live longer in a 3rd world shithole
It is what slacktivism is.

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does that girl have a willy?

:3c

eu LUL

Did anyone mention why the fuck the pug-faced troll was sitting shotgun for this run? She hasn't said shit and seems to be falling asleep.

u aint never seen a nigger on /srg/ before?

just because life to u is shit doesn't mean life to someone else regardless of where they live is shit. overprivilidged scum only write shit like u do.

>using white as an insult
youtube.com/watch?v=q72U8y2sayM

I really hope they dont get paid for this. This is the worst marathon I have seen.

>LUL
helium exit yourself

nah, this is ESA-everyone is volonteering

of course there are blacks on /srg/. the MHC is always here reading