Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Can I have the hexagons for the other teams?

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Na'Vi status:
[ _ ] Back
[ X ] Not back

Reminder that burgercucks were claiming evil geniuses getting back together would make them relevant

>BLOODTHORN NAIX

SHIT IS GONNA FUFKCING HURTT

>Envy

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>axe forces into winter's curse and manages to blink away
what a game

WINTERS CURSE
ON
LINKENS
WOW

Just like my pubs

APOLOGIZE

>you will never throatfuck the kumikoposter

I have followed EG since the Summit victory but if they can't seed at least top 3 at TI, the team should be broken up and dropped.

They haven't won shit since the last summit, a literal honeypot lan.

>Secret playing great and putting a target on their back right before TI just like last year

So post-TI the two things that should happen is Iron Talon removed from the game and then Aquila gets a huge nerf right?

n a v i

PPD is the Dendi of EG. He'll remain a permanent fixture of the team because he's a meme that sells EG merch, so it won't matter if he's the reason the team becomes irrelevant.

Get reck slavs!

>SLA'VI

LAMMIOOO

IT wont get 'removed'.

Offlane gets buffed/changed so you wont have to talon jungle if enemy has supports capable of murder

...

that farm on ppy!

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the last summit wasn't a honeypot lan, it was the last game of the patch

the opposite of a honeypot

>Storm is bad
DEE TOO GEE

>EG actually lost to this team

welp time to be another teams fan, EG is obviously shit

the whole of "NA Dota" exists because of fear, i dont think hes going anywhere either

JUST
PICK
DROW
XD

t r a s h

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APOLOGIZE NOW

Got me there, but the rest of what I said is true.

Why is he so happy?

>Dendi and PPY hugging
:3

Name a more boring team to watch than Secret I dare you. Literally just meme push all game whilst spamming as many heals and saves as possible.

le ironic "le completely uncountered hero is le bad meme ecks dee"

They looked fine, today atleast, but then went full retard game 1 and then threw game 3 with poor item choices.

Stealing upgraded to hundreds.

This fat fuck stole a grand finals spot

#voom

this fat fuck is stealing thousands

Name a more boring team to watch than Navi I dare you. Literally just meme push all game whilst spamming as many heals and saves as possible.

didnt batman kill the penguin? whats he doing there

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literally every team plays like that. Dota is a game like that unless you play dirty rat dota like a scum.

>Dendi will never leave Na'vi and rejoin his bro as Secret's mid.
>The dream is over.
It hurts.

fucking hell man he keeps getting worse and worse

Why is he so happy?

Someone post the dendi and puppey hug.

Secret is either First Pick Drow: The Team or RTZ Agi Carry Illusion Hero: The Team

SECRET STATUS??

why isnt BTS getting banned for advertising gambling?

Go back to muhskillshots of legends, faggot

invincible

LD runs this shit Valve cannot control

why waste strats before TI when you can do the same thing over and over and dumpster these shitters?

>EG is back!
>Na'Vi is back!
>EE is bad!
>RTZ is bad!

the lan/sponsership was planned before twitch changes

would you fuck left or right?

NEED

2

BREED

...

SUPREME

>banning Jews
Lol son, you might want to sit down for this...

>na'vi

who is this semon demon?

Thirsty ass niggers.

with whom would you rather play Pokemon Go with?

>strats
Something that literally never happens. Its usually made up on the spot or reactionary.

DAZZZLLLEEEEEEE GRAVE THIS SHIT

why are the post game interviews always the same 5 questions?

Hello newfriend

NEVER LOSE

shes like a caveman

what the fuck is wrong with you people

twitch is the shadiest shit m8

even though I like envy, he has so much shit taste I bet he doesn't even know about that manga and if he does he probably doesn't like it.

Alright consider this build on Storm guys

Vlads/Veil>Blademail

>numale cuck pie

Hiroshimaaaaaaaaaaaa

wtf this bitch is wearing the same thing as yesterday gross

PieLieDie a long time Dota2 player. Most notable teams are old Cloud9/SpeedGaming/Kaipi and Secret. Hes from Sweden.

Slavs bathe once a month son.

I
WANT
MOMMY
I
L
K

>shes like a caveman
Half of 2dg are about ooga booga, m8

SHEKELS

SHOO SHOO LARD TARD

Storm is such a tier 3 champ why are people picking it.

because it's a secret

2D is superior for a very good reason

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