/owg/ - Overwatch General

Why can mercy no speak well¿

>tfw high noon is the perfect time to raise my apm

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I have 55 more hours in lucio than any other character despite only having played him for 60

Who /speed/ here?

>like playing Mei and Symmetra for fun
>but they remind me of bad times
>some indian girl I had a crush on me friendzoned me
>some thicc bitch who had a crush on me now hates me for rejecting her for the indian girl
>those two characters just remind me of them
Why can't I just have fun
I wish I was gay

Just Widow

HERO IN NEVER MY HIDE SIGHTS

Mercy76 is literally best pair

Pharmercy shits pls go and stay go

>They will never add skins from other heroes

>Hero in never my hide sights

Quit bein such a puss

GET THAT SWISS, FAKE GERMAN HUSSY AWAY FROM MY COWBOY!

Game needs an insect-themed villainous character.

>Name
Hive
>Appearance
Shaved head. Rugged features. Cybernetic torso and arms with chambers crawling with mechanical insects. Wearing a black and yellow sleeveless duster, open. Brown pants. Silver codpiece and boots.
>Country
America
>Affiliation
Deadlock Gang
>Class
Defense
>Primary weapon
Bee swarm: Projectile. Single shot. Slight tracking. Deals damage over time until LoS is broken or used on another target(like Zen's orb). Can be purged with Zarya's shield, Orb of Harmony, Recall, Wraithform.
>Weapon Alt (If any)
Swarm Funnel: Fires constant stream of bees forward in a cone.
>Skill one
Kicking the Hive(passive): When hit, all enemies nearby are attacked for 20 damage
>Skill two
Collecting: Projectile drones gather pickups(armor/health)
>Skill three
Call up robot ants from the ground to immobilize enemies in area
>Ultimate
Project Scorpio: Releases autonomous robotic scorpion that acts as a mobile 300 health turret. Moves about and targets on its own, no player input.

You will never experience the tender embrace of 5 merceys ever again.

kek the face

Please stop posting this.

I'll pay you.

mei reminds me of my thicc asian ex

that's probably why i play her, mei's moans trigger good memories

Where do you get these stats?

>Game needs an insect-themed villainous character.
No.

I just masturbated to Widowmaker.
I feel like I have failed her.

u need 2 stop

>mei reminds me of my thicc asian ex
Are you me?

>Where do you get these stats?

EVERY.

FUCKING.

THREAD.

>tfw Justice will not rain from above

But bees will be long extinct by then.

What the fuck is up with all the Koreans? I thought they had their own server?

Disgusting. Half of them can't even play and speak Korean over the mic.

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this is y d.va is bae

This is the next OW character, what are his abilities

>Blizzard cutting costs by not adding a korean server

You're surprised somehow?

>20 ticks

It ain't better.

he steals enemy weapons

Go back to Deviantart and never come back

>defense character
>projectile gun
>no skills
there, balanced by blizzard

change it to
Heroes never hide from my sight.

That's actually just the next Zenyatta skin

>"It's High Noon"
>turn around, fly up and activate your matrix
>the few second standoff between you and McCree as he realizes how cucked he is
>kill him from point blank range once he's done with his ult

I don't give a shit about the layout of the text. I was fixing the obvious flaw with her eyes being the wrong color.

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But that's what she would say if she was dressed as Widow.

Which would never happen since Widow would probably find her and proceed to rape her viciously.

Did someone order some SolCy?

I've been denying McCheese ults all day as Ana. Feels good man!

The text is retarded. I just removed it after posting the previous one.

>Mei starts freezing your ass
>pretend to retreat with your shield up
>the bait has been set
>now she's got no where to go
>"HAMMER DOWN"
>charge her off into the distance
Always worth the use of an ult

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>placement match
>won 3 games, lost 5

What percentile am I? Am I a noob?

Check out this gun.

Sorry man, the gays are taking over! Morrison is now officialy a beta bitch for Reyes.

Please forward all complaints to your local fanfic websites.

This is a smile worth protecting.

can someone post the reaper comics? like the one with 76 asking him what he wants for breakfast

>Canonically dislikes how Jack runs Overwatch
>Testified aganist him to the UN which effectively killed his career
>Best couple

???

>those mouths

Playing D.Va is much more fun now, but fighting the guaranteed 2 or more enemy D.Va's is fucking suffering

What can I say, I got a thing for silver foxes

All I have is Reapfield and Spooky Noodle

>tfw solo triple kill as mercy

There's nothing left to save...

>always roll duo-queue with a buddy
>we both normally play roadhog for lmao 2hooks
>any time a Mei iceblocks we camp her out regardless of what's happening around us
>iceblocks in a corner with two roadhogs walling her in
Hope she likes man meat because that's what she's getting. Fuck Mei

I'll post what I have in an attempt to drown on this autism.

>local lan place is had an Overwatch tournament today sponsored by Nvidia
>6 teams, first come first serve, no entry fee
>first prize is everyone gets $20, person with most POTGs gets a GTX 1080.
>all 36 slots are filled
>"okay so now we're going to draw teams from hats"

First game: Attack on Anubis.

>Me: Reaper
>Reinhardt
>Symmetra
>Hanzo
>Torb
>Mercy

Torb set his turret up outside of the front arch at A.

Mercy just kept healing torb , who was hiding in a corner

Rein wouldn't follow me through the right side , just kept on dancing with the enemy Rein , both never let down their shields

Hanzo never used sonic arrow once

Symmetra kept on placing turrets everywhere

I literally left 5 minutes into the first game and went home. I had to play another round but I just left instead. Literally got up and left. They never told us it would be random teams. I went with a few friends.

The guy that picked Hanzo started yelling at me to come back. My team got disqualified lol.

And they wonder why no one watches their tournament streams.

Not with that attitude.

More like what are his liabilities lmao

>>Testified aganist him to the UN which effectively killed his career

What? I dont remember this part

Stripped Mei, when?

>implying she's wouldn't be with the only one close to her age

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I do kinda like this version better, ty^^

Cutest

>comp
>fag picks ana on offense
>not so bad, we have rein, soldier, and zenyatta so it should work out (we pushed all points)
>ok then
>defense
>fag instalocks ana again
>oh no...
>they insist since it worked on payload offense it obviously works literally anywhere
>we get massacred, ana is dead weight this time
>literally worse than if they had quit, at least the enemy wouldn't have farmed ults on them
>sudden death
>they instalock ana again
>lose rank

All of her skins are pretty bad though.

I kinda like how Frozen and Nuit look but I'm still not a big fan of them.

>play game with ana on support
>roadhog has gold in healing on our team
>chooses ana again in the lobby afterwards
>I choose lucio
>he instantly switches to Hanzo

>drown on this autism.
I meant drown out but I guess that works too.

I don't understand this "Mommy" shit

The meme is fucking Daddy, who the fuck has ever said Mommy in a sexual tone?

My fav^^

>that feel when you are reaper and your girlfriend is widowmaker

feels good. stay away from my blueberry. i was the shitposter that kept on forcing the blueberry meme on /v/

>implying the one closest to her age is Pharah

So McCree?

I love his shit so much

At an Overwatch panel they said that McCree and Mercy were the same age

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Papa 76 is best 76

Just uninstall and save yourself the trouble.

Pharah's 32, mercy's 37

I actually forgot about mccree

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is this bait

finish your placements dipshit

Mine.

>5 D.Va
>THrow ult
>PASS INTO THE IRIS
>repeat 5 times
FUCK

Pharah's thong