/ink/ - Splatoon General

>83/99

Friends with Octarians!

;_;7

Post your final score /ink/.

>mfw will be guaranteed at least 300 snails for eternity

15 minutes, 3 minute fights + que time
4 possible wins
5+2 for win
7x4 points = 28
28+83 = you have a chance

my body aches, but I'm doing it for callie

>ran out of canned yerba
>fucking tired without muh caffeine
>brewing it would take too much time
callie better fucking win after all this shit

started at 1600, ended at 1814
65 wins - 45 painful losses

>splatnet says i'm still in the top 100
2-3 more matches left.

What do you think he's gonna do after Callie loses?

5 minutes until the moon crashes. Let us greet the morning...together.

Marie is losing retard

>team marie
>just won a game by .2%
>comm error
>1393 power from 1200
This feels like a natural stopping point.

not gonna happen

>just remembered the 1 hour after game time to tally the scores
oh shit

Breaking news!

>Breaking News

and now we wait

It's been a fun ride lads.

That's meant to be a chibi Callie, doesn't quite translate to fireworks

>Breaking News
>just kidding this wasn't the last Splatfest lol we trol u

MARIE IS KILL

It's all over now.

I ended on a win, that's as much as I could ask for. Despite all the salt in the past, this general has been more or less friendly compared to most other Veeky Forums's. Hats off do all of you. If I could take all the splatfest losses onto myself for the sake of everyone here, I'd do it.

AHHHH THERE'S A FUCKING ASIAN ROBBING MY HOUSE

So go punch his 5 foot ass

>SOON

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>top 100 crown disappeared on splatnet.

Fuck...Oh well it was fun while it lasted

>We're gonna need that Splatfest Tee back

D R O P P E D

at least i have it in miitomo

He's after your Wii U user. Quick, use the shiv. Cut that mother fucker.

After all the shitposting and waifuism this game inspired, Splatfest ended on a surprisingly positive note. I felt a lot of togetherness tonighit.

Thanks for everything /ink/.

I won my last game, used a tri-slosher. Always hated the thing but did good with it this fest. Was it a fluke? Was it fate? I'll never have a chance to know now. GG everyone.

>fondest splatoon memory
when people didn't know how to deal with seekers

>was using that today
>somebody jumped over it
>had no idea you could do that

he's so small and nimble... I couldn't keep my eyes on him. he was yelling something about how "vidja was a mistake" or something. I wonder what that means... well there goes the Wii U. thank god he didn't steal anything of value. he started to ride away on a bike, but then some other gook took him off and put him into his car. looked like he got kidnapped, but idk since they were wearing the same clothes

Just so it's on record before we get the results: I wish one didn't have to win over the other.

I didn't pick a team for that very reason. I don't want either to lose.

user, it is time to hand over that Wii U. It's over.

My Wii U just exploded what do

filename

b-but what about Zelda?

seeing her for the first time

Anyone in Vancouver want to buy a WiiU and one (1) game?

who /top100/ here
you can only do it while you're in human form, though. kinda weird.
>11/2
nice

...

How about that sex with Marie tho

>Win a game
>97/99 one more match and I'll rank up!
>Announcement time!
>Thats it everyone! Splatfest is over!

I didn't get a chance to participate.....

Saving 2 team members from an inkstrike/wail combo with my bubble and taking them all out by surprise.

TW lobbies, pre December /ink/

Booting up the game and jumping right into the splatfest for the first time.

>Zone

Same here.
I haven't played / been on /ink/ for months, but of course the one time I can't play Splatoon it has to be this week.
Oh well, hopefully Marie won. Hopefully they also lied about this Splatfest being the last

stop
the squid sisters are really ugly

I enjoyed playing and shitposting with every single one of you.

Goodnight /ink/

The Testfire and all those suicidal rollers

Something above 1900. Wish I could have played more to make it into the top 100, but it wasn't to be.

>tfw no more Splatfest

Where can I get callie in Canada?

Everywhere seems to be out.

>they kraken
>i kraken
>we run away from each other
>we run into each other
>they turn back
>i turn back
>we splat each other
>we're using the same weapon

Always one of the best feelings.

All I could do was vote. My current net can't play Splatoon and my friend I was supposed to hang out with today and leech net off of, ended up bailing up me. Feels unfresh.

>Early Splatoon playing a roller
>Spot another roller on the opposing team
>We run screaming into each other and collide head on
>Both die in a double splat
>Respawn
>See the same guy again
>We run screaming right into each other and double splat again
>Repeat for the entire match

check Wal-mart

aw, why not?
I have poor memory... my best memory of the splatfest, though, is pushing a bubbler off moray and hearing my while team booyah. the splatfest was really pleasant overall, and will probably be my favorite memory, whether callie wins or loses.

This is it lads
Prepare you butts for the most raucous anus-splitting round of shitposting this board has ever seen.
Friendships will be shattered. Men will die of sheer asspain.
The saltiest days of our time are upon us, and I wish you all the best.

>rush the center and start painting
>get a kill, but get flanked
>charger saves my ass
>BOOYA
>later, the charger gets chased off his perch, give him bubbler and we wreck the other team in seconds
>BOOYA

too busy with IRL issues and work, along with procrastination.

All the mariefags will kill themselves, I couldn't ask for anything more

Who else has been here since the Testfire?

My first splatfest. I didn't even know they existed. Than one night, suddenly everything is dark, the sisters are singing and dancing, and everyone else is dancing along....

I've never fought and cared for mundane things, until splatfest came along. It made me care for 24 hours.

you guys make me feel really lucky to get a free weekend to play squid game... sorry if you didn't get to play

>tfw I pre purchased
>tfw I had a snazzy yellow shirt

playing the test-fire while expecting nothing
my god that was a rush I needed

I hope your nooses are ready, Mariefags.

...

I still haven't had the strength to delete it off my Wii U.

Anyone else forcing themselves to stay awake for the results?

Mine's from the beginning, the Global Testfire

>Saltspray Rig, had picked roller
>Hiding in the small bottom area underneath the enemy's exit ramp with another roller
>Someone drops down, we both slam dunk him, "Nice!" each other and continue covering turf

The overkill of two rollers and the fact that the two of us "wasted" time lying in wait made it hilarious and a fond starting memory for this game

When do they come out?
I haven't played Splatoon in months, no bully please

>Using an inkbrush in Kelp Done
>Running away from an aerosprayer chasing me
>Run around one of the little walls sticking out from the center platform
>There's a spot of my team's ink on the wall so I jump onto it
>Aerosprayer rounds the corner
>Pop out behind him and wail on his ass for a splat
It all happened so fast, I felt like a fucking ninja.

Also,
>On towers with a brush
>Deep in enemy territory
>Playing keep away with an enemy circling around the box on the second landing
>His two teammates drop in and start trying to catch me
>Last one joins in on the fun
>The entire enemy team is literally casing me around in a circle like Benny fucking Hill
>My team ambushes them because they weren't paying attention and I squid away.

Managing to get that upper.1% thanks to a ink bomb I threw right at the end. It was during the Pokemon Red VS Pokemon Blue Splatfest.

Is this one going to take longer than an hour to get results? I want to see it first hand in game before any shit flinging on here.

aproc an hour after splatfest end.

Post yfw Marie quits after Callie wins both wins and popularity

an hour after the fest ends, so at the top of the hour

I'm just now remembering the testfire was a thing.

>borderline homeless, bad credit means almost no apartment will let me rent
>bouncing from motel to motel, check to check
>manage to enjoy the testfire on god-tier motel wifi

Good times.

2124 for Callie the goddess.

shame on you guys

>All these backpedaling Mariefags that know their shit girl has lost

Any time I was able to do a team kill by myself because the enemy would keep super jumping to a spot where I just killed their teammate.

Alternatively, playing the first demo and realizing that the game was fucking incredible after assuming it was some garbage F2P experiment when it was first announced.

I'm just being honest. marie lost and callie won, fair and square. I already have the popcorn for marie's nervous breakdown

>a month later all this went to Callie's head and gets fired and two new idols take the scene
>Callie rides out her popularity for as long as she can and keeps the attitude wherever she goes
>Soon she blows threw her money and no one will hire her
>Meanwhile Marie has a nice comfy quiet office job
>On the street heading to work Marie pauses in her black thigh high stockings with white shoes and a white skirt with her hair all done up and office like looking up at a gigantic TV looking at the new squid idols and smiles
>after Marie comes down off her yesteryears she sees Callie glaring at her from across the road all shitty looking
Do you remember who won American Idol past the second or third season?

When this was the meta