Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

Most people aren't dumb enough to go to such a high risk area.
Most people aren't dumb enough to work with unknown hazardous materials.
Most people aren't dumb enough to live in space.
Most people aren't willing to sign NDAs harsh enough to cut of all outside communication.
Most people expect decent wages for highly qualified positions.
etc. ad nausem.

Getting too picky either involves getting nothing, or making acceptable cuts.

>that borg that claimed everything it could pick up was trash

Are we playing on Stable or Beta version of byond?

>the traitor viro makes a beneficial virus

I am genuinely very surprised

>HoP and bartender weren't fucking antags

Dahnald

Behold my shitty room made in 5min
APCs are fucking hard to move

>that HoP

>First round as doctor
>Barely do shit because I don't know how to treat a lot of stuff.
>Accidentally gave the wrong pill to somebody at some point.
>And there was a viral outbreak
>And the HoP wouldn't stop killing or injuring people.

Still, did better than I expected.

I have it a law 4 later that itself is trash and must recycle itself at all times.

That adminbus was the equivalent of a DMPC

You didn't kill anyone, and thats a good enough job for me.

>start as lone sec
>autismify the brig the way I like it so that I could defend it against an army of greyshits
>get ready for comfy low pop lone sec
>HoP starts waltzing in and fucking with the armory and bringing random people with him
>Captain arrives on station and comes in and out of the brig
>Centcomm naval officer arrives looking for who killed the two previous ones
>warden arrives and undoes half my shit

:^(

>mfw I get everyone to yell at you because I kept stating my laws

It's cheaper to hire retards

>Swooce in and grab a lighter and cigar for flavor at the start of the round
>The bartender gets inordinately buttmad over this and shoots me point blank
>Gets even madder when me and Botanybro steal his shotgun and humiliate him
>I proceed to sneak in and dismantle his chairs when he's not around, as punishment for being a shitlin. He shoots an innocent man as he does so
>HoP runs in with him in a straightjacket, melts my face with a laser gun, orders me to settle the feud "Compton Style"
>After CMO fixes face, I follow the HoP to the brig
>Beat the bartender to death with my bare fucking hands, compton style
>Later on as I am harvesting my plants I assume the bartender was cloned and that the feud was over
>It's not
>HoP rolls up with the bartender, who has a sawn off and actual bullets
>"Aim for the sky, nigga"
>Shoots me almost-dead, based CMO saves my ass at the last minute
>HoP and Bartender shit-talk as I'm being surgerified
>Once I'm able to move, shove bartender to the ground, whip out my butcher's cleaver, and chop off his fucking head
>Feud now double-settled, I leave, and am told his head was so thoroughly destroyed his brain is gone
>This was a lie, he was hiding in cargo
>The ballad of Snoop Dogg continues when the HoP rolls up with some random nigga and orders him to fight me
>He refuses, HoP orders me to kill him for "not being Compton style"
>I open fire on the HoP with my gifted shotgun, escape his clutches, stall him enough so that Captain stuns him and drags him off
>Cue a fucking constant stream of the HoP trying to assassinate my ass "FOR MY NIGGA NATHAN" and the bartender welderbombing fucking botany
>HoP gets permabrigged after busting into the surgery room to assassinate me after i was ambushed interrogating cargo
>bartender fucks off into maintenence after narrowly escaping a third robusting
>Go to centcomm with Botanybro, he gets smited by something, dies
>Snoop Dogg swears vengeance
>THE END

I tip my fedora to Yahir and Botanybro

The highlight was when I got summoned to the brig for some reason, and the guy was infected the late stage of the virus.

While he was yelling at me to tie my own hands together, he coughed up a cockroach and fucking exploded, letting me get away from the brig and avoid all that shit.

And then by the time I got back, the virus was cured.

>mention grabonia on the roid
>hop immediately fucking hauls ass over there
>i go with him but i bail off into some obscure corner as fast as possible because fuck having him autism out on me for no reason
>nothing happened and he didn't break all my shit

i genuinely considered just killing that fucker, honestly

so much stupid shit he did, and then he comes onto my roid

nobody would of cared

What was up with that janiborg disposaling everything?

he was under the belief that everything was trash

Rule 0 silicon ban when?

He was under the impression everything was ¡Jeb!'s campaign

i need to figure out how to rollout independent stations faster honestly

these things take fucking ages in my experience

Get a engiborg to RCD it together for you is the only way really.

>Unlock cover
>Remove cell
>Crowbar floor tile under it
>screw
>crowbar/wirecut
>crowbar/wirecut
>Weld/wrench
>Weld/wrench
>Go put it up on the other wall
Absoultely disgusting

No faster way unless you get yourself an engieborg at your command, really.

>be security cadet greyshit
>happened to miss all the action at the time it was going on save for the murder early into the round
>didn't participate in any arrests
>didn't get to drag the HoP's ass to the brig
>didn't get to drag Nathan to brig maintenance
at least I arrested myself when the captain told me to.

You missed the compton-style hand to hand deathmatch in permabrig

Without insulated gloves thats quite difficult if you havent arleady figured out the wires elsewhere.

>without insulated gloves, disassembling and assembling a power unit is hard
WOW
O
W

>Shoots me almost-dead, based CMO saves my ass at the last minute
>HoP and Bartender shit-talk as I'm being surgerified

>Being this delusional

lol

What's the best thing to put in an auto injector?

Hard mode: No fucking chloral

Medical nanomachines.

well buddy pal friend guy if you could

inform me what they were chitchattering about as my skull was being reconstructed by all means

Chloral.

Literally nothing else you could possible need in an autoinjector.

the other thing is i'm still gitgudding the best way to have these doors set up or made. i'm gonna try to find out at some point which door will spawn the quick closing red doors because it turns out those standard ones let out a shitton of air due to how long they stay open. there's also that stone path in the middle there. it looks cool but i can't actually build over it, i could probably destroy it with explosives (doubt it desu) but i already had all that shit there. crowbars and wrenches couldn't get rid of it.

the main thing i want to try and do is basically make a fully functional mars colony. the more i autism with this the faster and more complete these setups will get. i'm eventually hoping to have a fully habitable "mars bubble" where people can walk around without needing a hardsuit once they get inside, with grass and botany and all that good shit. air, good pressure, temp, everything.

hyperzine, tricordrazine.

hyperzine for when you're in a heavy suit or wounded and need to get the fuck out of there, tricord for those sudden fuckup moments where you need healing fast, maybe getting pwnt by zas or some shit. can also deal with other things.

Steal the gas miners from vox outpost and mining outpost or from research outpost to make your atmosphere, or pipe directly from the research outpost so you can leave them there. The airlocks named 'Esacpe' are the ones that close the fastest. Build double airlocks with a 2 tile gap inbetween them to give the first one time to close before opening the other.

biggest purpose of this is to have a place where people can go when people like last round's hop go batshit insane and start blastin niggas.

a lot of people are pretty distinctly under the opinion that if shit is bad on station, that's it, you can't do anything about it and there are no alternatives so just give it up and call the shuttle

If people would fucking listen and just lynch the HoP it wouldn't have gotten so bad

I literally just decided to let Yahir save you because I was done.

Then right after you were revived, you jumped with the prowess of a jaguar and severed my head.
Thank God for Yahir though.

Also, if you still trusted HoP after the fact that he incited and fueled it with his boredom, then that's on you. Once I was revived, I avoided him like the plague and hadn't seen him since.

Well if you're that dogshit senpai you shouldn't be autisming.

You could have let it all be settled with the fistfight.

You brought the decapitation upon yourself.

Also I stopped trusting the cunt after the "SHOOT THIS MAN HE ISN'T REAL COMPTON" fiasco.

He just kept popping up when my attention was elsewhere.

how do you get custom job names?
inb4 pomf coins

To build on the path pry it up with a crowbar. On the asteroid it's either lay down some lattice or pry it up depending on the tile.
The external airlocks can be made easy with metal but you can also manipulate the timing wire on a door for the same effect, a borg can do it really easily for you.

i genuinely considered coming back on station and fucking that hop's day up, despite the sheer amount of raw autism i had going on. the thing about doing shit like this is if the crew gets pissy enough they're gonna cut a round short and leave. i had flashbangs and shit i took off of voxpost so i could have easily shit on his day if i really wanted to.

what do gas miners even look like, i don't think i've seen one. i've been messing with air pumps and scrubbers + pacman/solars but i've only heard of gas miners in the thread

I shouldve stepped in after the first time I saw him put those two against each other, but I didn't want to have to take down the man who just promoted me.

The only fast way is an eng borg's rcd and a gadget bag of super cells. Even then you're having to do all the hand shit. Having a clear vision, job orders, and actual friends helps.

Autist nanites.

dunno, tried using it. got no results. you can pry up station tiles but those things didn't want to budge.

theyre white/chrome circles that infinitely produce a type of breathable thing
you can see them through the walls in atmos

Click the hyperlink or redeem karma points.

I was screwing around with it the other day and you can definitely pave over them. I think they might be classed as plating so you could even try slapping a tile on them, i forget what exactly they are but I know I took care of them and built my stuff anyway.

We have karma points?

Do you have a picture of one

Amasec
Neurotoxin
Zombie Powder

Cryptobiolin for fun

Yeah.

>Click the hyperlink or redeem karma points.
uhh
where?

Where do you think.

is lying, go to the HoP ingame and ask him to change your title.

And no, I do not have a gas miner picture on me currently. Youd have to observe ingame or something.

You literally killed me lol
I died about four to five times that round and two of them was from that fist fight funny enough to say.

I do suck at PvP, but I tried at least.
No hard feelings though, right? :^)

don't be such a bitch nigga next time and all is forgiven

>admins leave because they're burnt out
>see a bunch of nobodies replacing them
>come back and start shitposting on the forums
>b-but they shouldn't be admin because I want to be admin again!
And they say we aren't as bad as Veeky Forums

Wait a second, don't tell me...
You took this round seriously?

are you fucking kidding me of course i didn't

i knew that top-tier memery would happen the instant you typed an ellipses

>lobby screen: 29 players readied up
>check the crew manifest
>19 people on the manifest, 2 borgs, and an AI
What do you do?

Here ya go. It's the circular dongers in the boxes.

Suicide succumb. Ops/Heist ain't worth it.

So how do I rip these up

They aren't on the wiki afaik

Hand to turn em off, wrench.

>get off work at 2 am
>next shift starts at 8 am next morning
>can't call out cause it's an 8 hour shift and everyone else is useless
>insomnia and a 45 minute drive one way
Never wagecuck

Isn't that an OHSHA violation or something man?

I'm sorry.

Oh man, time to hit up the 24 hour cafe's and play pokemon while munching on fries and tweaking from slamming a whole bag of caffeine powder

They literally don't do anything and like if you were to call then anyways you'll get fired
Basically just fuck my shit I want to die and I see work in my dreams

T-Thanks jews....

Oh and don't forget """"""part time""""" work clocking 39.5 hours a week but not 40 so I don't get benefits or overtime

How goes your waifu collection?
Have you caught them all yet?
Anyone want to trade?

God bless the Oligarchy. Who wants to go shell enemies of the jewish state!

I pitted Ashe against Felicity to try and get Ashe to Megaevolve but all they did was die of internal bleeding and I have no more waifumons and I'm out of waifuballs and my feet hurt and every thing is terrible and the bartended can't even make an amasec and the chaplain refused to give them a service and burial at space.. :(

Is there any decent blunderbuss ammo that fits in the pocket?

Master Trainer Belt having pokeballs that can catch people when?

>tfw you will never rape a waifu
>tfw you will never force yourself on a husbando
>tfw you will never see them cry
>tfw you will never hear them beg you to stop
>tfw you will never cum inside/have them cum inside
>tfw you won't lie next to them and comfort them as they sob into your shoulder telling them that everything will be alright and that you love them

I just want some love

>rape

"No"

>rape

"Yes"
add me on byond my ckey is morena

You can't rape the willing.

Next purge day when?

Are sleepers pre filled with chemicals or do you need to fill them yourself?

infinite chems
ask for upgrades for more chems

>unironically ERPing

>its a 'Een plays roboticist and hands mechs out like candy' round

>get on the escape shuttle
>my target is sitting in the middle of the ship
>there are 5 mechs aboard

I like those rounds a lot.